Mermaid Question - Fish Top or Fish Bottom?

[mikeyboy]

On the air just now, they were talking about mermaids. Ron asked this question -- If you were to sleep with a mermaid, would you rather her have a fish bottom and a womans torso, arms and head, or would you rather have a fish head with a woman's legs & nether regions?

On the one hand, a fish head is pretty skeevy, but sex with a fish bottom is kind of like beastiality.

Thoughts?



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[torker]

give me fish head

think of it... gills, baby, gills

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[BoondockSaint]

give me fish head

think of it... gills, baby, gills



Yeah but then both ends will stink like fish.

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[Freakshow]

This is straight out of Futurama--

Mermaid--now I release my eggs and you fertilize them.
Fry--why couldn't I gotten the one who was fish on the top and girl on the bottom.

And I agree with Ron, girl on the bottom.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Definitley fish bottom. I expect a little fish downstairs. Upstairs would be freak me out. Fish breath would be gross. Make me think she's a lesbian. Wait a minute, thats hot!
PS How do you fuck a fish? Where do you stick it?

[whiteboy1457]

Definitley fish bottom. I expect a little fish downstairs. Upstairs would be freak me out. Fish breath would be gross.

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[MrPink]

i would take fish bottom cause a fish head is pretty damn freaky. plus i can get a blowjob and a handjob.... although anal and vaginal might be nice too...... hmmmm i dont know what i'd pick. sure hope i dont run into this problem.

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[Neogoon]

hmmmm i dont know what i'd pick. sure hope i dont run into this problem.

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[Furtherman]

If it had a woman's body, would it even be considered a mermaid?

I think it'd be some kind of wierd chimera.

A woman's legs wouldn't nearly be as ocean adaptable as a giant tail. How fast could she swim with just legs?

I've thought too much about this. Now I'm starvin' for sushi.

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[JPMNICK]

def a fish bottom. i can not imagine some ugly ass fish face and torso.

i envision something more like the movie mermaid.

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[East Side Dave]

Fish-face. A human bottom is more necessary and actually it'd be kinda fun having a fish-face talk dirty to me!

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[East Side Dave]

How about this:

tiger-head or tiger-bottom?

i think i'd go with the bottom it seems so soft and cuddly....like that little Downey bear....i always wanted to fuck that little guy.....i did! :)

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[ADF]

i always wanted to fuck that little guy.....i did!


Man, you're so Elroy.

I'd go with the left side.

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[FUNKMAN]

head of a blowfish but since i like a little biting maybe piranha

snapper is good too when it's fresh

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[mikeyboy]

The mermaid question (http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2529)

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[Doctor Manhattan]

I thought they only have the Fish Bottom if they are in Salt Water.

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[jeffdwright2001]

I'm ok with Fish bottom or Fish top, just as long as I don't have to mess with any crabs.



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[Neogoon]

Followup, from today's 'Brevity (http://www.comics.com/comics/brevity/index.html)':

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