Find a dollar, Loss a cell phone. This is my hell.

[PanterA]

Yet another horrific day in the life of me.

So I'm walking the route and I walk into a dollar. "woohoo!" I think to myself. So I look both ways make sure no one see's me and snag it off the ground and slide it in my pocket. "Yes, a free bottle of water!" is what I was thinking.

Now fast forward 3 hours I get a call on my phone and I have a 2 minute conversation about later plans. I stick my phone in my pocket and continue the route, sucking down my free bottle of water. 20 minutes go by and I finish the route, I reach down to check the time on my cell phone..."Where the fuck is my phone?!" I say over and over in my head as I retrace my steps of the last 20 minutes.

Now I'm all out of my free water and have no fucking cell phone. God, you play a cruel cruel game.

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[furie]

45 days


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[PanterA]

I need 45 days after a week like this...

I also realized that ever since I got my cell phone, I have no need to memorize phone numbers anymore. So Now I have to make some calls and cant remember one of them.

This sucks beyond anything. I feel lost and left out.

PLUS i spelled loss and not lose in the topic.

Life = shit!

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[DJEvelEd]

Find a dollar, Lose a cell phone.



Could it be you went to a strip club after work, and while a dollar fell out of those big titties, your cell phone fell into a gaping vagina? Come clean man!




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[badorties]

it really does seem that you've angered the gods, and they're making it their business to wreak havoc with your life ...

shave your head, give wawy your worldly possessions and begin to repent like a mutha ...




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[StupidGirlllll]

You may be able to get the lost phone #'s off your bill.

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[zathrus]

Pantera,

that really sucks. did you ever find it? when you got back to your office did you try to call it? hope that you find it.


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[Bulldogcakes]

Somebody is probably using your cell phone right now!
Try calling your # and see if anyone picks up. You could get a huge bill on top of the rest of your misery. Definately call your cell phone company ASAP

[SatCam]

Now that's what I call Karma!

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[DJEvelEd]

Maybe if you call your phone it will vibrate in that strippers gaping vagina.

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[Fallon]

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[DJEvelEd]

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This story deserves it's own thread!!! Bring the funny you fokkers!!!



Negril, Jamaica:

Rasta: "Mi nuh wan' dat deh phone fi use again, mi would a dash it weh"

Tourist: "Hey I had a charger with this!"

Shoplifter: "The other end of my Taint honey!"

*SQUISH* *charger pops out of ass* *FLOOP*

Pantera: "Uh That would be MINE!!!"

*Bobby P grabs phone covered in urine and f‘ces and makes a run for it*

*The Jamaicans throw bananas and garbage cans to try to slow him but there goes Bobby P........to the 40, to the 30, he could-go-all-the-way...*

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I laughed! I cried! I washed off my cell phone just in case!

Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[DJEvelEd]

Ever bang a chick who had a few kids? You could fit a PAY PHONE in there!!!



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[PanterA]

Well here's an update:

The person that found my phone called my mom and left his number with her. I called him and ultimatly got my phone back.

The funny part that I forgot to add was that when I first lost the phone I called what I thought was my phone number. Some homey answered the phone and this is basicly how the conversation went.

"Hello?"
"Hey, that's my phone."
"Huh? Can I help you?"
"Yeah I dropped my phone like 20 minutes ago and you just answered it. So you think I can meet with you and get it back?"
"Man, this aint your phone."
"Umm, I just called my cell phone and you picked it up."
"Dude, check the number cause this aint your phone."

(Now the phone I was on displayed the number dialed, so I looked at the number)

"Yeah man, ***-***-**** I can see the number I dialed and that's my phone you're on."
"Nahh man this is my work phone."
"Yo, I just dropped the phone and called it and you picked it up. that's my phone!"
"Dude, I'm tellin' you this aint your phone it's my work phone."
"Then why when you answered you said hello and not your business name!?"
"Dude it's a private phone for my boss to call me."
"Listen, just give me my phone back and I'll give you 20 bucks."
"Yo, I'll take your money, but I aint givin' you my work phone."
"That's not your work phone! It's my phone!"
"Naahh dude."
"Look all I want are the phone numbers stored in the phone."
"Dude, this aint your phone."
"I know it's my phone, you think I dont know my own phone number?!"
"This aint your phone dude."
"I'm just going to disconnect the phone right after I hang up with you so you might as well just give it back. All I want are the numbers stored on the phone. Just give me the phone back!"
"Look dude this aint your phone."
"Fuckin liar!"
-click-

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[Fallon]

You should be on Crank Yankers.

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[zathrus]

glad to hear that you got your phone back. interesting conversation you had. who's number was it you ended up calling anyways?


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[PanterA]

who's number was it you ended up calling anyways?For some reason the number is still in my head. I dont know why but it's so familiar to me. It's very weird. I know I know the number, but I dont knowwho it was that answered it. Anyway, that number is 646 261 5710. You should give the guy a call saying he has your phone. He'll sit and talk to you.

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[DJEvelEd]

I want to know how a black man got inside a strippers vagina.

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[Iamnotatool]

I just did.


Good times.

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[DJEvelEd]

HAHAHAHHAAHA I called and I said "HAHA You got Pantera's phone!!!! He said it wasn't because it's a Nextel. He was very pleasant & funny. I really enjoyed our conversation. Call him and have a convo with him!!!!! He's from Brooklyn!!!

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[Katylina]

Ohh that was fun.

"Hello?"
"Hi, I think you have Bobby's phone..."
"AGAIN!!"
His phone is crapping in and out.

"Yeah, Bobby's phone always sucked. You definately have it."


Now can someone call up and say they are Bobby and want to see if he has any messages.

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[Fallon]

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[Katylina]

Is this legal?

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[DJEvelEd]

Is this legal?


Is this fun? Then it's probably illegal.

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[Katylina]

Oh yeah-- your mom's box!

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[PanterA]

hahahaha I cant believe you people are calling this guy.

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[angie101]

hahaha.... glad u found ur phone back....... im about to call this guy

angie101- take the course

"why drink and drive..when you can smoke and fly"

[Bulldogcakes]

"Hello?"
"Hey, that's my phone."
"Huh? Can I help you?"
"Yeah I dropped my phone like 20 minutes ago and you just answered it. So you think I can meet with you and get it back?"
"Man, this aint your phone."
"Umm, I just called my cell phone and you picked it up."
"Dude, check the number cause this aint your phone."

(Now the phone I was on displayed the number dialed, so I looked at the number)

"Yeah man, ***-***-**** I can see the number I dialed and that's my phone you're on."
"Nahh man this is my work phone."
"Yo, I just dropped the phone and called it and you picked it up. that's my phone!"
"Dude, I'm tellin' you this aint your phone it's my work phone."
"Then why when you answered you said hello and not your business name!?"
"Dude it's a private phone for my boss to call me."
"Listen, just give me my phone back and I'll give you 20 bucks."
"Yo, I'll take your money, but I aint givin' you my work phone."
"That's not your work phone! It's my phone!"
"Naahh dude."
"Look all I want are the phone numbers stored in the phone."
"Dude, this aint your phone."
"I know it's my phone, you think I dont know my own phone number?!"
"This aint your phone dude."
"I'm just going to disconnect the phone right after I hang up with you so you might as well just give it back. All I want are the numbers stored on the phone. Just give me the phone back!"
"Look dude this aint your phone."
"Fuckin liar!"
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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Justice4all]

Yet another horrific day in the life of me.

So I'm walking the route and I walk into a dollar. "woohoo!" I think to myself. So I look both ways make sure no one see's me and snag it off the ground and slide it in my pocket. "Yes, a free bottle of water!" is what I was thinking.

Now fast forward 3 hours I get a call on my phone and I have a 2 minute conversation about later plans. I stick my phone in my pocket and continue the route, sucking down my free bottle of water. 20 minutes go by and I finish the route, I reach down to check the time on my cell phone..."Where the fuck is my phone?!" I say over and over in my head as I retrace my steps of the last 20 minutes.

Now I'm all out of my free water and have no fucking cell phone. God, you play a cruel cruel game.




.....yet I am still complaining even when i have Katalyna to go home to.;)

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"What do all men want Phillip?"
"He wants you to dress up like Wonder Woman, tie him up with your golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?????"

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