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LordJezo
12-10-2004, 10:16 AM
Helpless and alone on the side of the New Jersey turnpike, beaten by a jealous ex-lover when he found you in bed with his best friend after he comes home from a long trip on the road, clothes ripped and face stained with blood and mud?

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GodsFavoriteMan
12-10-2004, 10:36 AM
No, can't say that I have. But thanks for asking.

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mikeyboy
12-10-2004, 11:03 AM
You might want to mention that to the therapist.

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Freakshow
12-10-2004, 11:11 AM
he comes home from a long trip on the road, clothes ripped and face stained with blood and mud?

Damn. What kind of road trip gets your clothes ripped and your face stained with blood and mud?

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keithy_19
12-10-2004, 11:35 AM
I often wish I was that. Who doesn't want to be that?

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Jennitalia
12-10-2004, 12:22 PM
that was a fun night

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keithy_19
12-10-2004, 12:29 PM
I am so completely confused right now.

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mdr55
12-10-2004, 12:35 PM
You watching those home made illegal porns again???

East Side Dave
12-10-2004, 05:12 PM
Sometimes I wish me and Mario Lopez were brothers and we would play catch and on the weekends call people preppies.

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Bulldogcakes
12-10-2004, 06:34 PM
I spend most of my day sitting in traffic, so if you need someone
to toss you a beating, I volunteer.

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Dead_Head
12-10-2004, 06:39 PM
OK TERRIFIC

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furie
12-10-2004, 07:30 PM
only when i sleep


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mikeyboy
12-10-2004, 07:35 PM
Ever wish LordJezo was a small beaten girl?

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mdr55
12-10-2004, 07:40 PM
And when she grew up, she became a porn star right?

TheMojoPin
12-10-2004, 08:54 PM
Ever wish you were a small beaten girl?

Dude, come on.

You're WAY too fat to pull that off.

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LordJezo
12-11-2004, 12:01 PM
that was a fun night

Do it again and I'll knock the rest of your teeth out.

Bah.

At least that trucker was nice enough to drive me home. The make up sex was amazing that night.

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fiestygal
12-11-2004, 12:04 PM
are you admitting to something?!

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Katylina
12-11-2004, 12:07 PM
Yes.

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LordJezo
12-11-2004, 02:39 PM
are you admitting to something?!

meh.

Nothing worth talking about on a message board. There is only so much I want Google knowing about my life and spilling the beans here would just get me and her into trouble.

I am going to go cuddle up with some Jagermeister now. What a miserable week.

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keithy_19
12-11-2004, 04:22 PM
I'm...sorry?

Um...Congrats?

What do I say!? I am so lost!

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Wormwood
12-11-2004, 04:42 PM
dad?

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TheMojoPin
12-11-2004, 10:30 PM
MCCLOUD?!?

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