A Confession

[East Side Dave]

I used to have a Yankee Cabbage Patch kid. He was black and I named him Ricky.

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[East Side Dave]

Fine. I just found him cleaning my attic and I thought I'd comb his hair....

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[MHasegawa]

To a nicer guy, it couldn't have happened.


He was better on Oakland, bitch!

Who is Karim Garcia?? I no respect heem.
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[East Side Dave]

It wasn't necessarly Ricky Henderson, I just named him Ricky. I could have named him Mel after Mel Hall but I didn't want to see my Cabbage Patch Kid wind up playing A-ball in Japan with a coke problem.

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-10-04 @ 9:05 PM

[MHasegawa]

So much for naming it Pasqual. ; )

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[mikeyboy]

The real confession would be if you had two of them and you named them Pudge and Yaz.

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[East Side Dave]

I don't adopt white babies Mikey and you know it.

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[mikeyboy]

I forgot about the restraining order.

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[East Side Dave]

One measely mistake these days and everyone goes out and files a restraining order. And Kieren Culkin, if you're reading this, once again I'm sorry for hiding in the trunk of your car. I just wanted to see what a day in the life of Kieren Culkin was like is all!!

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[mikeyboy]

and Dave, I'm sorry for saying "Hey, Dave -- what do you think Kieran Culkin does during the day?"

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[East Side Dave]

Apology accepted, Mikey.......but why did you just PM me saying "Dave, I wonder what Jonathan Lipnicki does all day." Now I'm curious I am!!

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[Doogie]

Was it named 'Ricky' caue you used to rock out to the song "jamonit" back in the day?

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[Bulldogcakes]

I'm Sicilian. We usually spend most of our lives trying to figure out how to NOT be in the trunk of somone's car.

Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[SuperClerk]

I'll come clean. I had a Mets Cabbage Patch Kid. He had blonde hair and had his tongue sticking out. For reasons I still haven't figured out, I named him Danny.

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[ChickenHawk]

Why is this in the confessional? It just solidifies that you're a lifetime Yankee fan.
Now the confession would've been if you had a Mets Cabbage Patch Kid that you touched inappropriately!

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[DJEvelEd]

Doctor: "OK now show me where he touched you"

Dolly: "Here"

*points to shredded doll rectum*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to shredded crotch wet & sticky*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to bitemarks on what used to be doll nipples*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to gooey mouth*

Dolly: "And here"

Doctor: "You really had fun last night dolly"

Dolly: "How about a script doc? My fucking ass is killing me LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!!!! I GOT THE SPERMSHITS!!!!"

*squish*

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[fiestygal]

Doctor: "OK now show me where he touched you"

Dolly: "Here"

*points to shredded doll rectum*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to shredded crotch wet & sticky*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to bitemarks on what used to be doll nipples*

Dolly: "And here"

*points to gooey mouth*

Dolly: "And here"

Doctor: "You really had fun last night dolly"

Dolly: "How about a script doc? My fucking ass is killing me LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT!!!! I GOT THE SPERMSHITS!!!!"

*squish*

HAHA! man are you a catch for some lucky broad some day


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