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FMJeff
12-17-2004, 10:15 AM
Is a fucking c---t. I hate everything about her talent...her voice, her singing, her acting...she's the same fucking dopey jew character from queens in every g-d damn movie/tv production she does...fu fran drescher.

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TheGameHHH
12-17-2004, 10:16 AM
I wouldn't be upset if I woke up one day and found out she was hit by a bus.

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Gringo Star
12-17-2004, 10:23 AM
What about her breakout roll as Bobbi Fleckman in "This Is Spinal Tap"? You gotta love her in that.

Right?

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mdr55
12-17-2004, 10:23 AM
So what's wrong with type casting if it leads to work. People got to eat.

TheMojoPin
12-17-2004, 10:28 AM
Did this thread fall out of 1996?

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FMJeff
12-17-2004, 10:29 AM
its ok for everyone but her

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A.J.
12-17-2004, 10:49 AM
So I take it that Jeff probably didn't watch "The Nanny Reunion" on Lifetime.



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Doctor Manhattan
12-17-2004, 10:59 AM
What about her breakout roll as Bobbi Fleckman in "This Is Spinal Tap"? You gotta love her in that.

Right?

http://images.ibsys.com/2000/0707/30939.jpg

I think I'm going to have to give it to her. According to the orginal Criterion Spinal Tap DVD commentary (with the band not in character) she was involved in much of the improve/writing of her lines (much like many of the people in the film) Plus she's kinda hot.

Her voice isn't that bad in Spinal Tap. I've never seen her in "The Nanny" or anything else she's done, but I do love Spinal Tap. She was great as Bobbi Fleckman.

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walking joint
12-17-2004, 11:02 AM
Is a fucking c---t.


nothing worse than a fucking chart

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badorties
12-17-2004, 11:09 AM
Is a fucking c---t.


don't get me started on a chant or a cheat ...



Did this thread fall out of 1996?



that's funny ...



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keithy_19
12-17-2004, 11:13 AM
I'd hit it.

Oh...This isn't one of those threads huh? Well, I'd still hit it.

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Hottub
12-17-2004, 11:18 AM
OY, I'd bang that bitch 'til shabbat!

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12-17-2004, 11:30 AM
http://www.jolie.ca/images/hit_it_triumph.jpg
I got this from Fark.com

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mikeyboy
12-17-2004, 12:46 PM
That's a shocking confession, Jeff. Next you'll be telling us that Starr Jones could stand to lose a little weight. :)

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Fallon
12-17-2004, 01:14 PM
She was in one of the greatest movies of our time!

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SatCam
12-17-2004, 02:10 PM
http://64.211.46.141/nm/D/FRAN_DRESCHER005.JPG

She has gold coming out of her ass?

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torker
12-17-2004, 04:29 PM
She was in one of the greatest movies of our time!


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fiestygal
12-17-2004, 05:23 PM
Damn jeffy where did all this bazzerker rage come from?



and yes... fu fran drescher

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DJEvelEd
12-18-2004, 02:27 AM
Fran before her breast surgery (http://internetdump.com/users/freegirl/fran_drescher2.jpg)

After:
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Bulldogcakes
12-18-2004, 04:13 AM
What about her breakout roll as Bobbi Fleckman in "This Is Spinal Tap"? You gotta love her in that.
Right?

Dont forget "Saturday Night Fever" on the dance floor

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Bulldogcakes
12-18-2004, 04:18 AM
She's one of my guilty pleasures. I'd love to hump that hot lil Jew.
I bet she doesn't shave that . . . .dont get me started. WOOF!!

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sr71blackbird
12-18-2004, 04:53 PM
There is this woman in my office with the EXACT same voice and its kind of funny the first time you hear it, but after hearing her day in and day out for a year, Id like to stuff a softball down her throat

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BoondockSaint
12-18-2004, 04:57 PM
I remember like 10 years ago when Rosie Perez was on Letterman and in the middle of the interview he asked her, "If I broke in to your house in the middle of th night and woke you up, would you still talk like that?" She just stared at him. I bet it's the same with Fran.

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torker
12-18-2004, 05:13 PM
I remember like 10 years ago when Rosie Perez was on Letterman and in the middle of the interview he asked her, "If I broke in to your house in the middle of th night and woke you up, would you still talk like that?" She just stared at him.


haha (http://members.fortunecity.com/wavjunky/swl-d/davelaff.wav)

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BoondockSaint
12-18-2004, 05:16 PM
I remember like 10 years ago when Rosie Perez was on Letterman and in the middle of the interview he asked her, "If I broke in to your house in the middle of th night and woke you up, would you still talk like that?" She just stared at him.


haha (http://members.fortunecity.com/wavjunky/swl-d/davelaff.wav)


What was it? All I got was a message saying not to link to their site.

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marygrace
12-18-2004, 05:25 PM
I am, duh, Irish, but I married a Conserative Jew. The Cantor at our wedding had also preformed the ceremony for Fran Dresher, twice, I think. He was histerically funny. It was a great wedding. I am looking to get divorced now. HA HA HA HA!

ag
12-30-2004, 09:25 PM
waste of life!

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Contra
01-06-2005, 06:49 PM
She may have an annoying voice, but throw some duct tape over that mouth and I would violate her in every way possible, with the tape on anyway.

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FUNKMAN
01-06-2005, 06:54 PM
but throw some duct tape over that mouth


you'd be missing out... she has a sweet set of lips, nice and full

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mdr55
01-06-2005, 07:20 PM
but throw some duct tape over that mouth


you'd be missing out... she has a sweet set of lips, nice and full


She's a pretty lady with a nice shape and a good voice.

and WATCH IT! perv ;p

Meve
01-06-2005, 07:58 PM
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00022/fran_drescher_22951a.jpg
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A.J.
01-24-2005, 07:57 AM
Sorry Jeff: Fran has got a new show coming soon. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=494&ncid=763&e=6&u=/ap/20050124/ap_en_tv/fran_drescher)

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Billy Staples
01-24-2005, 02:18 PM
[quote]http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00022/fran_drescher_22951a.jpg
i'd hit it (http://www.virtualcamera.com/samplework/html/cbsfran320.html)

again I ask the question...why do all women spread their fingers apart and on their thigh when taking a picture? The minute you put them in nice clothes and whip out a camera it is instinctive that they all do it

It's pavlovian damn it

Can someone explain it. This was brought up on the Mikey D Musical roller coaster it never was explained at all. Just look around, you can find the pictures everywhere. if I knew how to post them I here I would

I gotta know right now

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FMJeff
01-24-2005, 02:20 PM
She portrays an older woman who dates a man in his 20s. Drescher herself dated a man 16 years her junior for four years.


Let me guess...she's a whiney, dopey jew from queens

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torker
01-28-2005, 04:16 PM
She's one of my guilty pleasures. I'd love to hump that hot lil Jew.

Speaking of humpable (ible?) hot lil jews...
going back a few decades
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/8/8/77-12004-sm.jpg
oh Didi, oh Didi

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A.J.
01-31-2005, 03:18 AM
I preferred:

http://www.olivianewtonjohn.us/captures/grease/martym.jpg

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sr71blackbird
01-31-2005, 03:48 AM
again I ask the question...why do all women spread their fingers apart and on their thigh when taking a picture? The minute you put them in nice clothes and whip out a camera it is instinctive that they all do it


I just did a Google Image Search for "hand on hip" and it seems to not be a gendered preference to have the fingers splayed while the hand is on the hip. I notice shit like that too, but dont usually have the ability to wedge it into a conversation. By the way, why do you have your comments in the quote area? I have seen you do that before too, but didnt know how to bring it up...

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Bulldogcakes
02-01-2005, 04:00 PM
Another humpable Jew
Madelaine Kahn
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A sexy woman with a sense of humor. Just perfect.

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torker
02-01-2005, 05:54 PM
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A.J.
05-10-2007, 07:12 AM
Some new screensavers for Jeff (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/05/10/i-am-fran-drescher-bikini-pics-of-the-day/).

cougarjake13
05-10-2007, 04:50 PM
Some new screensavers for Jeff (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/05/10/i-am-fran-drescher-bikini-pics-of-the-day/).

i think i just threw up in my mouth a lil

Don Stugots
05-10-2007, 04:52 PM
Some new screensavers for Jeff (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/05/10/i-am-fran-drescher-bikini-pics-of-the-day/).

i think i just threw up in my mouth a lil

HOT in my opinion.

SarahImpact
05-10-2007, 06:01 PM
I've always been among the few people I know to like Fran Drescher. She really doesn't bother me at all and I think she can be funny. Maybe I'm a cornball, but I've always liked her.

mikeyboy
05-10-2007, 06:10 PM
I've always been among the few people I know to like Fran Drescher. She really doesn't bother me at all and I think she can be funny. Maybe I'm a cornball, but I've always liked her.

Well, she is in "This is Spinal Tap", one of the funniest movies ever.

Midkiff
05-10-2007, 06:21 PM
Just for old time's sake, I would do to her what Homeless Charlie wants to do to Condi.

Don Stugots
05-10-2007, 06:22 PM
I've always been among the few people I know to like Fran Drescher. She really doesn't bother me at all and I think she can be funny. Maybe I'm a cornball, but I've always liked her.

Well, she is in "This is Spinal Tap", one of the funniest movies ever.

dont forgot how hot she looked in HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS.

torker
05-10-2007, 06:27 PM
dont forgot how hot she looked in HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS.

one of the funniest movies ever

Don Stugots
05-10-2007, 06:38 PM
dont forgot how hot she looked in HOLLYWOOD KNIGHTS.

one of the funniest movies ever

thank you. i love it.

Marc with a c
05-10-2007, 06:55 PM
i can't believe pitzy has a man crush on jeff

lleeder
05-10-2007, 06:57 PM
i can't believe pitzy has a man crush on jeff

Why was that your second choice after Sheepy?

Marc with a c
05-10-2007, 06:58 PM
Why was that your second choice after Sheepy?

shut up.

pitzy saved your life.

and you owe him $2.75

lleeder
05-10-2007, 06:59 PM
shut up.

pitzy saved your life.

I'm not saying he didn't just was wondering if you too lusted after Jeff.

lleeder
05-10-2007, 07:01 PM
and you owe him $2.75

I thought it was 7


way to add that in on edit real quick before it registered as one.

Marc with a c
05-10-2007, 07:25 PM
I thought it was 7


way to add that in on edit real quick before it registered as one.

you shouldnt have to pay for the entire ride.

and yes i edit swiftly

ChimneyFish
05-13-2007, 01:38 PM
Simply delicious.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/fran_drescher_bikini_top.jpg

Bulldogcakes
05-13-2007, 04:53 PM
Simply delicious.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/fran_drescher_bikini_top.jpg

For a 50 year old, that's unbelievable.

I still have the hots for her, and always have.

J.Clints
05-13-2007, 04:57 PM
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00022/fran_drescher_22951a.jpg
Id hit it

chrisk67
05-14-2007, 12:06 PM
I think that I just lost it lookiing at that.........

Clean up on aisle 3..

She is hot, I am on the fence with the voice though. I bet it sounds great when she talks naughty.

Yum..

Don Stugots
05-14-2007, 12:12 PM
Simply delicious.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/fran_drescher_bikini_top.jpg

give me some whipped cream and dont look for me for about 3 days.

torker
05-14-2007, 12:40 PM
Simply delicious.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/fran_drescher_bikini_top.jpg

She shits with that thing?

Hottub
05-14-2007, 12:51 PM
She shits with that thing?

Can this thread get any hotter?

ScottFromGA
05-14-2007, 12:59 PM
Can this thread get any hotter?

sure....think about her giving you skull while doing that horrific laugh......


gets me chubbed up just thinking of it......