My ballcock broke off in the toilet!!!

[DJEvelEd]

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It's new toilet time!!! I was trying to avoid installing a new toilet but since it doesn't flush and the ballcock is broken, I will have to change the entire bowl. I really hate the wax sealer that's underneath. Scraping that stuff out SUXX!!!

I'll take the first shit in that new one though!!!

The poo poo will go down after ONE flush instead of two too!!!

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PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS
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[Bulldogcakes]

Have fun! Plumbing repairs are such a pleasure. Hard to reach parts, replacing the wax seal, The inevitable flood. I'd pay the $400 to have a plumber deal with that (literally) shit. They've got some real nice stuff at Home Depot, and they can install most of it. My Uncle did his whole bathroom in 1920's fixtures, and it really looks great.

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

too bad it isn't just the flapper
it would be cheap to fix and you wouldn't have to replace the crapper




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[keithy_19]

I'm eating a candy bar and I think I'm going to go vomit now. Thanks.

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[torker]

POO~ POO Haiku

Ed's ballcock done broke
Shit and paper floating up
Brown muckety muck


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No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'!
Try again.

[Bulldogcakes]

POO~ POO Haiku

Ed's ballcock done broke
Shit and paper floating up
Brown muckety muck


Doesn't this belong in the creative writing forum?
Or the NOT so creative writing forum?

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[torker]

Here Bulldogcakes, here boy (http://members.fortunecity.com/wavjunky/swl-b/blowme2.wav)

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No, no, not 'ra ra ra ra', 'la la la la'!
Try again.