Ive gotta watch who I honk my horn at

[ag]

Drving to work today I had this old lady with what looked like her daughter. Of course like every old person down here, they were driving too slow and had a love obsession with thier brakes. SO I got pissed off like I always do and blasted my horn at them when I passed them.

A minute later I look in my rear view mirror and the woman in the passengers seat when Im stopped at a light and she see's me looking in my mirror. She raises her hands and I see her ask me what my problem is. I look at her through my mirror and said Grandma was driving to slow get off the road.

About 20 minutes later I was in the mall with my freind/ co-worker telling him the story. As Im telling him this this woman yells and points at me and says " theres the guy with the horn problem" I turn around and said yea it was me, grandma was driving to slow and couldnt keep her foot off her brake. She then has the balls to tell me, "your lucky I didnt get out of my car" My freind and I start laughing thinking what in gods name would make you get out of your car lady, get off the drugs crazy lady.

So it just goes to show honking my horn at people who drive to slow catches up to you.

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I woulda snatched her purse and peed in it.

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I woulda snatched her purse and peed in it.

I woulda snatched her puse and shit in it.
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I woulda peed in her pursed snatch.

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[stickyfingers]

SO I got pissed off like I always do and blasted my horn at them when I passed them.

A minute later I look in my rear view mirror and the woman in the passengers seat when Im stopped at a light and she see's me looking in my mirror.


Sounds like you got real far.

That's alright, I once thought this guy was driving like a moron so I decided to mess with him and box him in and try to 'teach him a lesson.' When he pulled up next to me and passed me, I was able to notice that he was taking the exit for the hospital and that the woman in the car was, I believe, about to give birth.

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Stupid honkey!

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[Snoogans]

one time this guy was in front of me goin like 27 in a 40, which really sucks cause i try to go 50 in most 40's when i can.

anyway after layin on the horn, and the occasional high beam, the guy just stops in the middle of the road, gets outta his lexus, and starts yellin at me in the middle of the street. i just sat there tellin him ok whatever till he went to walk back to his truck, then id yell something at him and he'd come back, it went on for like 5 minutes before i just decided to go around him and go to work

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[Iamnotatool]

I'm a bit of a slow driver, and Snoogs, I'da beat the fuck outta you.

If I'm doing the speed limit and you need to go faster, go the fuck around me. You bright me or honk, and I'm getting out to fuck you up. I'm not grandma.

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[Snoogans]

hey tool, i should beat the fuck outta you for not reading



one time this guy was in front of me goin like 27 in a 40

i didnt get mad cause i wanted to go 50 and he was doin the limit. In those cases, i wait, or go around if the road is straight enough.

READ FOOL




which really sucks cause i try to go 50 in most 40's WHEN I CAN


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[Snoogans]

ive got a list, at least a quick one, of the people i would usually honk at or flash or signal in some way:
1. People driving below the speed limit, assuming weather doesnt make you have to. They set limits to keep saftey, they wouldnt set it too high to be safe
2. People who drive down a road or highway, intending to go straight the whole time, with a blinker on. fuckin drives me nuts.
3. People who dont use blinkers when they turn. I expect it in the city, it pisses me off when im on a 45 in mahwah and someone just turns outta no where.
4. People who go below at least 65 in the left lane. Thats what the other lanes are for.
5. People who nose out on turns so far that when i pass them i actually have to move left to avoid their nose. I usually throw them a finger too.
6. this one is kinda just around here- Alot of people around here have like beamers and shit, and so they have those dumb bright head lights. Yet for some reason, they still put high beams on when they are on unlit roads, and then dont shut them off when cars pass the other way. Bad enough its high beams, but its fuckin xenon high beams.

im sure their are a few more, but basically anytime someone is being a dickhead

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[Iamnotatool]

anyway after layin on the horn, and the occasional high beam, the guy just stops in the middle of the road, gets outta his lexus, and starts yellin at me in the middle of the street. i just sat there tellin him ok whatever till he went to walk back to his truck, then id yell something at him and he'd come back, it went on for like 5 minutes before i just decided to go around him and go to work



Snoogs, this is what I was talking about.

I'm just saying, careful who you honk at. Not much pisses me off more than being honked at, especially if I'm obeying the laws of the road and you aren't .

Of course, I'm usually driving slow and obeying the laws of the road because I dont want to make a mess with the blunt I'm smoking while I drive ;)

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[Snoogans]

I'm just saying, careful who you honk at. Not much pisses me off more than being honked at, especially if I'm obeying the laws of the road and you aren't .


the minimum speed is 10 below the limit. so if the limit is 40, and he is doin 27 with no one in front of him, he is breaking the law.




Of course, I'm usually driving slow and obeying the laws of the road because I dont want to make a mess with the blunt I'm smoking while I drive


if you can master driving with your knee, smokin a bowl is a much better way. saves weed, and you can just put it down for a sec if you need to

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[DJEvelEd]

smokin a bowl is a much better way. saves weed, and you can just put it down for a sec if you need to


At least you can eat a joint or blunt if you get pulled over. A bowl is more dangerous because you have to put it up your ass if you get stopped. No wonder you always have shitty weed! :p

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[Iamnotatool]

I alternate between the bowl and the blunt. My weed is very good these days, so I do the bowl more often, but I'm old school and enjjoy a good blunt now and then.


However, baked or not, you honk at me for no good reason, we'll scrap.

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[ag]

5. People who nose out on turns so far that when i pass them i actually have to move left to avoid their nose. I usually throw them a finger too.
I fucking hate when these old fucks do that, I inch up on them and honk my horn, then they give me this puzzled look as if they're inocent and did nothing wrong. Which has to be the right since I have their front door right in front of my car and I have to move out of their way. Cocksuckers

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[Snoogans]

yea but i dont honk at people without good reason is what im sayin

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[ag]

yea but i dont honk at people without good reason is what im sayin
Point taken, I do honk at all these fucks who drive too slow or who take 5 degree turns at 5 Miles an hour and brake because they're afriad they might be going to fast

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