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IrishAlkey
12-29-2004, 03:58 PM
If Silera happens to "disappear" in the next nine months, it wasn't me...
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 03:59 PM
She didn't trip-sa-daisy down the steps did she?
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mikeyboy
12-29-2004, 04:00 PM
Howdy, stranger.
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mdr55
12-29-2004, 04:02 PM
If you get a Free Trip to Chicago for the Jenny Jones show.........here's my advice, don't go.
Zipgun
12-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Do you fish?
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IrishAlkey
12-29-2004, 04:07 PM
Remembering Silera, how her smile would make you smile...
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 04:18 PM
And then Lil' Conner runs up with flowers and says "Alkey these for you!"
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walking joint
12-29-2004, 04:20 PM
thoughts and prayers
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IrishAlkey
12-29-2004, 04:20 PM
Why do I share with you people?
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 04:24 PM
Just put the fucking lotion in the basket!!
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IrishAlkey
12-29-2004, 04:26 PM
I put the "lotion" somewhere else.
That's the problem.
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 04:30 PM
Is that before or after you kicked chester in the ribs?
What happened to Chester? Chester?
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walking joint
12-29-2004, 04:31 PM
is Silera into dog breeding/dog shows...if so i know someone who may be able to help you out.
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IrishAlkey
12-29-2004, 04:31 PM
If you turn my Father of the Year thread into O&A quotes I will hunt you down and cut your nuts off!
Poor Chestah'...
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 04:37 PM
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Just so long that she swallowed your egg nog Pops.
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12-29-2004, 05:09 PM
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12-29-2004, 05:15 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-29-2004, 05:55 PM
I [heart] my IUD.
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TheGameHHH
12-29-2004, 06:45 PM
Will you name the kid after me?
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 06:46 PM
he is gonna name it after his boyfriend dan
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Reephdweller
12-29-2004, 06:47 PM
He told me on aim he's naming it Lil' Reefy Conner.
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Iamnotatool
12-29-2004, 07:02 PM
HaaaaHahahahahahahahahahaha
Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaha
Life's over buddy, it was nice knowing ya.
I was gonna say that's what you get for dating a babymaker, but I remembered I like you guys, and that would be wrong.
In all seriousness, congrats, you're gonna love it.
However, if she's not knocked up....PHEW!!!! That was close!!!!!
Thats why I always aim for her chin.
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TheGameHHH
12-29-2004, 07:04 PM
you guys are joking......i'm not joking. Name the kid after me!
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 07:05 PM
he is gonna name the kid house of pain
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DreamWeaver
12-29-2004, 07:06 PM
Isn't a Congratulations in order?
Ya know there's a procedure some people get..I think it has something to do with a hanger.
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mikeyboy
12-29-2004, 07:10 PM
Ya know there's a procedure some people get..I think it has something to do with a hanger.
...or a ring.
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smiler grogan
12-29-2004, 07:11 PM
Congratulations!!!
Good for you, you did the hard part now its time for you to sit back and relax for the next 18yrs..
angrymissy
12-29-2004, 07:21 PM
patch gave me gigantic gross bloody period clot
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Snoogans
12-29-2004, 07:22 PM
thats the nastiest thing ive ever heard, thats for ruining my cup o noodles
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TheMojoPin
12-29-2004, 07:22 PM
A live feed of the birth posted on YMB surely will save it from extinction!
Way to use your sperm, Alkey.
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PanterA
12-29-2004, 07:50 PM
I always knew one day you would find the right hole.
Congrats to you and Silera.
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FMJeff
12-29-2004, 07:52 PM
I always knew one day you would find the right hole.
Congrats to you and Silera.
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maybe he didn't and that's why she's not around...
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Katylina
12-29-2004, 08:06 PM
I guess this means alkey isn't a shitdick.
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Crippler
12-30-2004, 02:07 AM
Do you fish?
That one had me laughing out loud, all the way until I got to...
Ya know there's a procedure some people get..I think it has something to do with a hanger.
Wow...this is a brutal bunch around here.
Congrats to you both. But this child had better not be the straw that breaks the camel's back & ruins your girl's body. Silly Irish sperm.
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12-30-2004, 06:49 AM
From this bottle:
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to THIS bottle!
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Congratulations!
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Evilpete
12-30-2004, 07:49 AM
maybe the doctor mixed up the patches and she ended up with the anti-smoking patch....
what was wrong with pulling out and whitewashing her face, you know like most women want!
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Iamnotatool
12-30-2004, 07:51 AM
Shoulda fucked her in the ass, I hear that would make you have a black kid.
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Patches
12-30-2004, 08:24 AM
Sorry to hear that, but I'm not that bad.
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Hottub
12-30-2004, 08:41 AM
Hey wait a minute. I know what you did!
Good luck guys!
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PanterA
12-30-2004, 07:27 PM
I guess this means alkey isn't a shitdick.Lets not jump to conclusions.
I just hope the little one doesnt have alkey's ears other wise Silera is going to be in a heep of pain when that head pops out.
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JustJon
12-31-2004, 04:03 PM
Didn't Stephen Lynch write a lil ditty about this? He dedicated it to the ladies, I'm dedicating it to you.
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SatCam
12-31-2004, 04:26 PM
That must've been some fingernail...
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Contra
01-07-2005, 06:20 PM
Great, now she has another kid to piss her pants in front of!
Congrats you two :p
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Iamnotatool
01-13-2005, 02:06 PM
You sure it's yours? Cause...you know...she is Puerto Rican or something...I'm sayin, you never know.
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