View Full Version : I may attempt a Guinness Record
stickyfingers
01-06-2005, 06:48 AM
Now, I don't know if this will actually be a record, but I have yet to meet anyone that can beat it. I am a pretty hairy guy. Not, like the disgusting hairy back in the wife-beater guy but hairier than average. My chest hair is somewhat thick but the thing is that its very long. I think I can top 7 or 8 inches. I looked on thier website and saw no current record established. Do you think I got a chance. There was a guy with the hairiest ears so I know that do 'hair records.'
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FUNKMAN
01-06-2005, 06:51 AM
drop one in your soup at some fine restaurant
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East Side Dave
01-06-2005, 08:27 AM
I say you go to their headquarters and go for the record. And while you're there, could you find out if there has ever been Siamese triplets? You always only see just a pair of them in the Guiness book. Never three. What with their heads or necks being attached to each other and all. Bloody miracle of life it is.
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whiteboy1457
01-06-2005, 08:29 AM
has the ever been siamese twins join at the dick?
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01-06-2005, 08:39 AM
You know I still haven't received my free bar towel.
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East Side Dave
01-06-2005, 08:43 AM
has the ever been siamese twins join at the dick?
The famous Spanish brothers Pepe and Pipi Gallosconectados
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whiteboy1457
01-06-2005, 08:47 AM
Yes... I was the lucky one.
so your brother is now your sister
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stickyfingers
01-06-2005, 11:16 AM
so what about the chest hair? Good, no good? Worth a shot? Even if someone eventually beats it I could still at least have had it at some point.
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walking joint
01-06-2005, 11:41 AM
7 or 8 inches...damn thats long. i can't get the hair on my head to grow that much.
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01-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Braid it before you go in.
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01-06-2005, 01:55 PM
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01-06-2005, 04:30 PM
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Iamnotatool
01-06-2005, 05:47 PM
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Hirsutism is a condition in which there is excessive growth of hair on the face or body. It can occur in both men and women without discrimination and is caused by hair follicles that are overly sensitive to male hormones (called androgens). It can also be caused by abnormally high levels of these hormones.
Some medicines promote Hirsutism, such as birth control pills, hormones and anabolic steroids. Women of Mediterranean ancestry, Hispanic women and African American women tend to have more body hair than women of Native American or Japanese ancestry. The condition seems to run in families and your doctor may want to run some tests to find out what the underlying cause may be.
What can you do to get rid of the excess hair? If you're overweight, lose it. This reduces the amount of androgen hormones in your body that causes increased hair growth. Stress can also elevate your androgens significantly.
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