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Tazz
01-06-2005, 12:07 PM
Here's the story (http://www.wnbc.com/news/4055408/detail.html)



The SPCA said the female dog was examined by a vet last month, who determined the rottweiler experienced severe pain and swelling and had trouble walking.


There are some weird people out there.

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Tall_James
01-06-2005, 12:09 PM
I guess he's into "ruff sex"

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ChickenHawk
01-06-2005, 12:13 PM
"Ruff.. just the way yaw motha likes it, eh Trebeck?!"


Hey, I thought it was the ASPCA. WHy does the article refer to it as the "SPCA"?

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ChildofFez
01-06-2005, 12:14 PM
well it's funny ..it's digusting and weird,but if you know perth amboy for some reason its not all that shocking...its one town over form mine..and crazy stuff comes out of that town daily.

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FUNKMAN
01-06-2005, 12:33 PM
maybe he thought it was a 'cockherspaniel"?

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Crippler
01-06-2005, 12:39 PM
That guy is a special kind of sicko. Having sex with a dog is sick, twisted, unexplainable, etc. But pissing off a Rottweiler with your dink? Many people are fearful of petting a Rottie, what kind of lunatic would take their dick out in the viscinity of one with the intent on doing something that will likely cause the dog to get upset?

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ChildofFez
01-06-2005, 12:41 PM
"...hmmm what's that girl...you want me to rail you hard? hmmm what girl you want me inside you?"

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FMJeff
01-06-2005, 12:45 PM
RISE!!! RISE!!!!!!!


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TheMojoPin
01-06-2005, 12:50 PM
"Jane...WATCH me get off this crazy thing..."

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This is so gross...but honestly, I would have killed to have been able to post "Man fucks dog" and have it be 100% true.

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legroommusic
01-06-2005, 12:58 PM
I guess he sodomized the dog because he wasn't into the pussy.

Bulldogcakes
01-06-2005, 02:44 PM
The next day he bragged to his friends "You should have seen the bitch I fucked last night. The tail on her! Woah!"

I cant believe some one hasn't posted this yet
NOW THATS WHAT I CALL DOGGIE STLYE!!!!!!

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torker
01-06-2005, 02:46 PM
No Davey, No!

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Bulldogcakes
01-06-2005, 02:48 PM
Dog bites Man is not a story.

MAN bites Dog is a story.

Man fucks Dog is a HUGE story.

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torker
01-06-2005, 03:02 PM
How this shit started:
http://www.britishrottweiler.co.uk/assets/images/lynn_wicks_5_angel_drunk_again.jpg

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sr71blackbird
01-06-2005, 04:23 PM
If you have sex with a male dog, does it make you "gay"?

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sr71blackbird
01-06-2005, 04:24 PM
Jesus Jeff, resize that fucker!

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ChickenHawk
01-06-2005, 04:25 PM
If you have sex with a male dog, does it make you "gay"?
Only among the dog community.

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DJEvelEd
01-06-2005, 04:32 PM
The sun shines on a dog's ass once in a while, and when it does, and the light hits it just right..............................OH ROVER GIVE ME THAT WORMY UNWIPED DOG ASS NOW

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FUNKMAN
01-06-2005, 05:38 PM
he told the dog to rollover and act like ned beatty

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Zipgun
01-06-2005, 05:51 PM
If you have sex with a male dog, does it make you "gay"?



No, it just makes you the Bitch.






just like prison


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01-06-2005, 05:59 PM
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Iamnotatool
01-06-2005, 06:12 PM
So......fucking.....hot

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mothershucker
01-06-2005, 06:24 PM
The bitch was asking for it, they are all asking for it.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

FUNKMAN
01-06-2005, 06:53 PM
Man Fucks Dog


9 months later

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A.J.
01-07-2005, 02:37 AM
No man fucks with THIS dog(g):

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SatCam
01-07-2005, 11:42 AM
I guess he was looking for a real life son of a bitch.

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LiquidCourage
01-08-2005, 02:28 PM
I guess the dog liked it. I mean, it's a rottweiler so if it wanted to it could have kicked his ass.

FUNKMAN
01-18-2005, 04:10 PM
i'm glad they finally 'collared' the guy



so good i had to post it twice

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Neogoon
01-19-2005, 12:57 PM
The bitch was asking for it, they are all asking for it.

The bitch set him up.

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FUNKMAN
01-19-2005, 01:59 PM
this guy belongs in the pen


just not the dog pen


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FUNKMAN
01-19-2005, 02:10 PM
Man Fucks Dog


what happened, somebody catch him getting down with a boxer with his boxers down?




goota let that one sink in a little bit

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SatCam
01-19-2005, 08:27 PM
He was ridin' that dog like a Greyhound bus.

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Kevin
01-19-2005, 08:36 PM
i could of swore there was a thread made about this story a few days before this one.

Lumbergh Fucked Her.