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LiquidCourage
01-08-2005, 02:34 PM
Someone was just telling me how down the street here in Cali there's a bar that's pretty much a bunch of fat chicks looking to get laid.

ChickenHawk
01-08-2005, 02:40 PM
Bring your snorkel and get to work.

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LiquidCourage
01-08-2005, 02:45 PM
It's a bar of nothing but horny fat chicks. I should give Norton a call.

torker
01-08-2005, 02:54 PM
I fuck fat.

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furie
01-08-2005, 03:23 PM
do they wear party hats?


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Billy Staples
01-08-2005, 03:23 PM
OK...how can no one have noticed this already..this is the perfect lead in for a comedy pyramid for the name of the bar..official unofficial pyramid....ahhh feels like old times...let em rip!!!

Udders

The Wet Spot

Lil Jimmy's

Horny and hard up

Last call

Pity Place

No Jenny Craig or Lucille here

Huskies

The Chafing Dish

Musky

3rd base...you last shot to get laid before going home

Desperado's

Wo Fat's

Saggy Bottoms

Lady Fatterly's

Chubby chasers...(it isnt that hard, these girls don't run fast)

Goggles

Stretch marks

Triple XXX

Rubenesque Tuesday's

Chub thumpin

10 foot poles

double baggers

Butter face ( but her face)

Red rumps

Droopy Grandma Hooters

and finally

the ex-wives club

morecowbell11
01-08-2005, 03:38 PM
wow!!!!
so much work for so little funny

This message was edited by morecowbell11 on 10-02-09 @ 8:32 AM THATS THE FUTURE BABY!!!

sr71blackbird
01-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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torker
01-08-2005, 04:35 PM
official unofficial pyramid
Try this one Staples:
http://www.kidslearnaboutdiabetes.org/OLD/pyramid.gif



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Billy Staples
01-08-2005, 05:55 PM
for me, it wasnt really that much work! :eg:

I am glad to see you guys haven't lost your edge

Staples

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torker
01-08-2005, 06:02 PM
http://www.princeton.edu/~cl2005/pics/apparel/ball_small.jpg

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Iamnotatool
01-09-2005, 01:52 PM
God damn, Billy Staples is a tool.

Fat chicks suck, and not in a good way.

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furie
01-09-2005, 02:02 PM
fat chicks suck well. it's the whole oral fixation thing.


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morecowbell11
01-09-2005, 03:07 PM
Butter face ( but her face)


thanks for the explanation big man

This message was edited by morecowbell11 on 10-02-09 @ 8:32 AM THATS THE FUTURE BABY!!!

IamFogHat
01-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.

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FUNKMAN
01-09-2005, 06:47 PM
no muff too tough

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Wormwood
01-09-2005, 07:51 PM
Someone was just telling me how down the street here in Cali there's a bar that's pretty much a bunch of fat chicks looking to get laid.



I'm living in Oceanside, whats the name of the bar I'm curious?

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LiquidCourage
01-11-2005, 12:46 PM
I believe it's called "The Filling Station". Clever name, or just coincidence?

Qube
01-11-2005, 12:55 PM
Bring the baking soda.

DJEvelEd
01-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Mike Untstinks Liquors

Stinkhole In The Wall Bar

Hovel Of AIDS

The Easy Queef

Fuckskanks






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DJEvelEd
01-11-2005, 01:06 PM
Butter face ( but her face)


thanks for the explanation big man



Gee I better explain too for all the autistics here:

Mike Untstinks Liquors = My cunt stinks, lick hers


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torker
01-11-2005, 02:11 PM
Ed's buildin' a pryamid
http://www.slovakspectator.sk/vydania/1999035/photo/5.jpg

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Reephdweller
01-11-2005, 02:15 PM
http://www.osirusonline.com/staples.gif

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torker
01-11-2005, 02:21 PM
http://www.osirusonline.com/staples.gif

that is so fucking sexy

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Hottub
01-11-2005, 02:48 PM
Reef, what a coincidence, that picture happens to be 300x100


Udders

The Wet Spot

Lil Jimmy's

Horny and hard up

Last call

Pity Place

No Jenny Craig or Lucille here

Huskies

The Chafing Dish

Musky

3rd base...you last shot to get laid before going home

Desperado's

Wo Fat's

Saggy Bottoms

Lady Fatterly's

Chubby chasers...(it isnt that hard, these girls don't run fast)

Goggles

Stretch marks

Triple XXX

Rubenesque Tuesday's

Chub thumpin

10 foot poles

double baggers

Butter face ( but her face)

Red rumps

Droopy Grandma Hooters

and finally

the ex-wives club








Not bad at all big guy!!


Fat chicks suck, and not in a good way.


Oh, poor poor tool. So young and naive...



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This message was edited by Hottub on 1-11-05 @ 6:55 PM