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SatCam

01-11-2005, 07:06 PM

...oral sex was when you talked to a girl to make her get horny and eventually orgasm.

...make-up sex was when you and your partner put on make-up and made love.

Anyone else?

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Snoogans

01-11-2005, 07:07 PM

i used to think that satcam was gay

now i know it

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torker

01-11-2005, 07:39 PM

Molly Ringwald was icky.
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ChildofFez

01-11-2005, 07:48 PM

I used to think foreplay was sex with 4 people...other than that i was a stud..i mean geek...loser actually

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Melrapuo

01-11-2005, 07:50 PM

You would make "frun" of someone instead of making "fun" of them. It was the way the asians around my neighborhood said it. Making frun.

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stickyfingers

01-12-2005, 04:49 AM

...fingering someone out meant that you simply had picked the person you wanted to fornicate with

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Tall_James

01-12-2005, 05:28 AM

I used to think that a "Cleveland Steamer" was something that you used to get wrinkles out of clothes.

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cumbiero_81

01-12-2005, 05:49 AM

Everytime I heard that Asian women has inverted vaginas, I would belive it.... :8o:

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kevcala

01-12-2005, 07:05 AM

. . everything on Playboy was naked, including the commercials. The one I always pictured was during the buckle your seat belt campaign and it was a naked lady sitting on the toilet and putting on a seatbelt.

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Neogoon

01-12-2005, 11:16 AM

I used to believe that there was a Web site about this very thing.

http://iusedtobelieve.com/

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DreamWeaver

01-12-2005, 01:14 PM

When I was young, and first got boobs, I thought when my nipples got hard that this only happened to me. I thought I was some kind of freak of nature.

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badorties

01-12-2005, 01:20 PM

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i used to think that gabe pressman's first name was 'gay,' and was too embarassed to ask anyone why ...

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newport king

01-12-2005, 01:50 PM

...a girls vagina was a hole somewhere in that mound of hair.

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sr71blackbird

01-12-2005, 03:55 PM

That she was the prettiest girl I had ever seen...

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Bulldogcakes

01-12-2005, 05:30 PM

Make up sex is when you fuck one of these guys

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torker

01-13-2005, 01:46 PM

I used to think that I was not circumcised.
But I am.
But I didn't think I was.

I was circumscribed by the Indians
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Iamnotatool

01-13-2005, 01:49 PM

That chinese chicks had horizontal snatches.

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TheGameHHH

01-13-2005, 03:14 PM

A friend of mine used to think girl's pissed out of their ass.

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01-13-2005, 05:33 PM

I used to think that an "Autobiography" was a book about Cars.

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keithy_19

01-13-2005, 06:16 PM

I used to think that when women farted it smelt like roses.

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Melrapuo

01-16-2005, 05:18 PM

I used to think Charles really was in charge.

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GwEnYpOo

01-16-2005, 05:49 PM

Charles is in charge , of our days and our nights

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Melrapuo

01-16-2005, 06:23 PM

Charles is in charge , of our days and our nights

Not when you are reduced to a role in Baby Geniuses 2.

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JustJon

01-16-2005, 08:02 PM

Nailing Pam Anderson and taking Nicole Eggert's virginity gets you a bye.

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