I met a girl way out of my league

[CYYYFYYY]

I am not just talking about looks. I am talking about everything. She is WAY cool, WAY hot, and she has an AMAZING job, well to do, NICE, goal oriented and everything.

Now I am a nice guy, I am even decent looking. I get my share of women. But why would she want me. We met at a bar, we talked on the phone a couple of times and about to go on a date. But I have a crappy job. I know money is not everything but my job stinks and it is not even noble.

So where should I take her on a first date. She is used to fancy restaurants and what not. Any ideas? Should I even try?

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Should I even try?


Always try.

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So where should I take her on a first date. She is used to fancy restaurants and what not. Any ideas? Should I even try?

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TAKE HER TO MCDONALD'S AND THEN DO HER IN THE BACK OF A STATION WAGON.

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[mdr55]

Just take her to where you would normally take your dates too. Why treat her different. Maybe she's looking for a Real Man, Real Food and Real Fun. Proably tired of all the pretense stuff.




Or she's just slumming it for awhile till someone better comes along.




But you won't know if you don't try.

[stickyfingers]

Now I am a nice guy


okay


I am even decent looking


no you're not


I get my share of women


no you don't


But why would she want me


she doesn't


But I have a crappy job


yes, you do.


I know money is not everything


That's what poor people say.



Sorry, that just reminded of something out of a Seinfeld bit. I feel like I am responding to a Costanza thread. What area are you in? I could tell you to go somewhere but if its 75 miles away from you then it might not be a good option.


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[Bill From Yorktown]

IF what you say is the truth, be yourself. I wouldnt go to a place more that a little above your normal hang outs. If she wants you, let it be. Dont be phony.

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[FUNKMAN]

your title just reminded me of the Patrick Swayze song "sh'e like the wind" and i hate you for it
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To feel her breath on my face
Her body close to me
Cant look in her eyes
She's out of my league
Just a fool to believe
I'm anything she needs
She's like the wind



anyway, just be confident, have a good time, and don't have high expectations

i sometimes make the mistake of holding woman in too high regard. i always find myself bending them over a pedestal
;p

silly fuck i am

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[Iamnotatool]

No matter how hot a chick is, somewhere, there is a guy who is tired of fucking her. Words to live by my friend.

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[Snoogans]

yea, accept in the show tool, it wasnt the case, cause that guy wasnt tired of fuckin the hot chick. the dude just said that so the other guy thought he was right


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[Iamnotatool]

Doesn't matter, the principal is true. He might not of been tired yet, but he woulda been in time.



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[Snoogans]

maybe it just takes longer when you just get to fuck, and dont have to worry about relationship crap

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[Iamnotatool]

I think it only takes loonger for me if she's willing to be a filthy girl. With me only of course, and whatever ladyfriends she may want to introduce.

With relationships, I sometimes get tired of it quicker, depending on her "Drama content rating."

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[Snoogans]

thats what im sayin. i dont think id ever get bored with banging a hot chick as much as id get bored with listenin to her tell me about her day at steve madden or whatever faggie places chicks go to buy pairs of shoes they dont need

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[Stalker Patti]

I would take her for coffee and just get to know her casually...If she is really high maintainance, she may not be a good choice for a companion because you would have to go beyond your means to keep up with her lifestyle, which isnt fair to you! Proceed with reservation, but try to set your sights on a girl close to your own social class and economic level and not a girl who seems so materialistic!

[Bulldogcakes]

i dont think id ever get bored with banging a hot chick

Snoog, there's no such thing. No matter how perfect she seems, at some point it gets boring. With some girls it gets boring real fast-literally 2 or 3 dates. Others 2 or 3 months. But I dont care how hot she is, the day will come when you'll look at her naked and say to yourself "I'd rather go to sleep"

And CYY why are you selling yourself so short? Maybe she's not looking for someone who's the same as her. Some personality types (esp Type A's) clash. Maybe YOU'RE exactly what she wants. Be yourself. If that's not enough, no loss. And dont stress about where to go. Doesn't matter. What matters is the company you keep. Take her to Tompkins or the East River park for a stroll. Best Date.

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This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-12-05 @ 9:56 PM

[keithy_19]

Listen to him CYYYFYYY. He learned all of this relationship advice by observing his bulldogs.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Please! My dogs never get tired of humping, and I have the puppies to prove it. My point about sex (which Kiethy, you cant understand at your age) Is that you have to base a relationship on bigger things than sex, cause it dont last. Ask your parents.

And CYYY seemed to be acting like he doesn't deserve this girl, and thats B.S. With that approach it'll never work. She'll notice. And everybody brings plus and minus to a relationship. Nobody's perfect. So dont sell yourself short.

Boy, Kiethy dumps one fatso and now he's mocking other people's relationship posts. Whoa!


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[CYYYFYYY]

We were supposed to make plans for our date today. I called her and got her voice mail. She never called back. Not looking good for The CYYYFYYY

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[DJEvelEd]

Don't sweat her man, someday she will get fat, ugly, and her vagina will start to smell.

And that's when I start to bang her.

No seriously, just find someone else to get your mind off of her. Someone shapely, hot and fragrant!

It's more fun being a playa than a playee.

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[canofsoup15]

We were supposed to make plans for our date today. I called her and got her voice mail. She never called back. Not looking good for The CYYYFYYY




1-15-05 @ 3:34 AM


Maybe you should've waited til after 7:00 to call?

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[CYYYFYYY]

Mental note: DO NOT CALL GIRLS AT 3am!!!!!


Na I called her at a normal time.

Worry not since I believed it was never going to happen I am not upset.

Some call me a pessimist I insist I am a realist!

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[mdr55]

Call her one more time (maybe she wasn't able to return you call for some reason). If she doesn't call you back by then, call her again and curse that bitch out (like you're ever going to see her again). Heck, if she calls you back cuz that turns her on........Go For It!!!

[keithy_19]

My point about sex (which Kiethy, you cant understand at your age)


Yeah, that's it...








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[CYYYFYYY]

I will call her tomorrow. Never two days in a row. Besides I don't need her calling me back during the Jet game

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[Bulldogcakes]

My point about sex (which Kiethy, you cant understand at your age)


Yeah, that's it...

Kiethy, you misunderstood my post. It's different when you're in your 30's than it was in your teens. For everyone. I cant relate to people in their 50's, cause I aint never been 50. It's not a knock on you. I didn't understand it at 18 either.


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[samnyc]

Maybe you should take a dump by her doorstep so that she knows that you're serious about this relationship.

[Def Dave in SC]

Look, take it easy. If after a few more days and another voice mail or two (make sure you leave a message!!!!) she hasn't called you back, then leave one last message.

Tell her how disappointed you are, but also, and this is important, how much of a mistake she made. How lucky she would have been. But under no sercumstances WHATSOEVER do you let her think that she was ever too good for you. Remember, SHE's the one who is missing out, not you, and make sure she understands this.

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[Snoogans]

I will call her tomorrow. Never two days in a row. Besides I don't need her calling me back during the Jet game


yeaaaaaaaaa, cause if im watching the giants, and a smokin hot chick calls me, im really not gonna answer.....FUCK THAT

especially if you have a kicker like Doug Brien or whatever
Id rather have Steve Christie....shit id rather have Doug Christie kickin, and he is a pussy ass bitch
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[keithy_19]

Kiethy, you misunderstood my post. It's different when you're in your 30's than it was in your teens. For everyone. I cant relate to people in their 50's, cause I aint never been 50. It's not a knock on you. I didn't understand it at 18 either.


It's cool homie. Keithy though. I defy the rules of the English language.

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[keithy_19]

Listen man, just go for it. Who cares. This doesn't matter. None of this matters.

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[Snoogans]

it all matters keithy.....you'll learn...it all matters

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[CYYYFYYY]

Well, I saw the girl on line. Around 1:00 am. I did nothing for a good 45 minutes. I mean I did stuff but I did not im her. Finally I did. She said she was sorry she could not contact me but she has been crazy busy (This has been her line for awhile so far) and she would probably be free next weekend. We shall see.

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[torker]

probably

buddy...move on
best of luck

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[mdr55]

Call her again and curse her out. Not like your going to see her again.


Maybe she likes being underwater doing splits. You never know.

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm so confused. SR71Blackbird met a girl on his way TO his league, and CYYY met a girl OUT of his league. . .to . . .out . . . . my head hurts.
CYY, does she bowl and then not call you back?

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CYYYFYYY remember alcohol id your friend. Take her to a bar. dont get drunk. Buy her a few drink and get HER drunk. Someone once told me The more you dink the hotter I look. No its not backwards.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Guess who got sick and said she can;t go out with me this week??

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[Iamnotatool]

Wasn't Mojo, he'd put out even if he was sick.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Guess who got sick and said she can;t go out with me this week??

Take a hint. You're 2 phone calls away from being an official stalker.

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[mdr55]

Guess who got sick and said she can;t go out with me this week??


That's it. Call her up and curse her out for being a phoney bitch and to have the decency to at least tell you she doesn't want to go out with you. If she says, "Why are you being so mean to me?". Tell her to go Fuck herself and hang up the phone.

[keithy_19]

Why not find her house and bring her some chicken noodle soup, nyquil, tissues, ludens cough drops, preperation H.

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[Bulldogcakes]

Why not find her house and bring her some chicken noodle soup, nyquil, tissues, ludens cough drops, preperation H.

Actually, if you did that, she might actually fall in love with you.

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