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Reephdweller
01-17-2005, 06:09 AM
I'm not talking about looks, but rather positions in the open water. Here's my story, a few years ago in my travels I went on a ride in a submarine with some other folks. About 10 leagues down I spotted this girl go into one of the underwater pods that the sub had. She was amazing and WAY hot. I was completely enthralled by her beauty.

A few minutes later they sent me out in my own pod but I was about 15 leagues down. In my heart I was actually aching for her and was contemplating moving towards where she was with the pod when I realized I wouldn't be able to get to her with enough fuel to get back to the sub.

I still think about it to this day, what would YOU have done?

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Justice4all
01-17-2005, 06:16 AM
For starters I would not have made this lame attempt at humor.

Don't worry Reef...they all can't be winners.


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sr71blackbird
01-17-2005, 06:17 AM
http://www.edgeparkcs.com/photarts/Submarine%20at%20Stephen%20Birch%20Aquarium.jpg

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IamFogHat
01-17-2005, 06:19 AM
My good sir, Ed Harris you are not.

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sr71blackbird
01-17-2005, 06:23 AM
Thats funny, I was just going to post about how I met a girl who works for the Leauge of Women voters and I work part time at the North Shore Animal League and she was WAY hot and I felt that because of her standing, that she would have thought less of me, and as such, "out of my league"... But I didnt post it, because Justice "might get his panties in a bunch".....

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kevcala
01-17-2005, 06:24 AM
About 10 leagues down
"Well, actually, no, that's a bit of a misnomer. I misspoke. A league is actually a measure of distance traveled, and not a measure of depth, you see. "



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Reephdweller
01-17-2005, 06:25 AM
Queue the Mikeyboy/Mojopin locking of the thread in t-minus 3...2...1...

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sr71blackbird
01-17-2005, 06:28 AM
About 10 leagues down
"Well, actually, no, that's a bit of a misnomer. I misspoke. A league is actually a measure of distance traveled, and not a measure of depth, you see. "



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Then how do you explain this....

http://www.wvip.co.uk/images/dvd/20000Leagues/20000LeaguesUnderTheSeaR2.jpg

UNDER the sea....?

;-)

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Justice4all
01-17-2005, 06:30 AM
But I didnt post it, because Justice "might get his panties in a bunch".....



Hey now! How many times do I have to tell you.......


































I do not wear underwear! Sheesh!

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sr71blackbird
01-17-2005, 06:33 AM
Not according to the pictures Reef showed me! I saw that your WAY out of my league! ;)

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kevcala
01-17-2005, 06:34 AM
It's a quote from a SNL skit.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93qleagues.phtml

[quote]About 10 leagues down
"Well, actually, no, that's a bit of a misnomer. I misspoke. A league is actually a measure of distance traveled, and not a measure of depth, you see. "


Then how do you explain this....

http://www.wvip.co.uk/images/dvd/20000Leagues/20000LeaguesUnderTheSeaR2.jpg

UNDER the sea....?

;-)

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mdr55
01-17-2005, 06:51 AM
Give her another call and curse her out for not returning your call.



Oh......that was the other thread.

mikeyboy
01-17-2005, 08:08 AM
I chose one to lock. This one had fewer replies, so it dies.

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