I burnt my mouth.

[LordJezo]

Burnt it last Saturday on some crab dip and now a week later I am still in pain.

Whole side of my face hurts.

I am getting headaches.

I can't eat or drink anything (including water) with out almost being brought to tears.

The simple act of moving my tounge inside of my mouth makes me cringe.

This sucks. If it hurts this bad next week I might go to a doctor.

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This message was edited by LordJezo on 1-21-05 @ 2:35 PM

[Wormwood]

"tastes like burning"

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[Melrapuo]

I suggest you see a docter now. If you're in this much pain, you'd probably be better off going now.

Better safe than sorry.

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[JPMNICK]

dude that sounds way more serious than a casual burn. maybe the 13 year old down the street can help. if not move to deleware.

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[torker]

This reminded me of the SNL take-off on Candid Camera when they heat up a guy's fork.

He thinks he's getting a nice, cool bite of cheese cake. Instead he's getting a mouthful of singed flesh.

or something like that...
I've got nothing
I hope you feel better.

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This message was edited by torker1313 on 1-21-05 @ 10:02 PM

[Iamnotatool]

Is LordJizo and WNEWStinks the same person?

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[Snoogans]

it might be a toomer

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[Kevin]

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And of course he prob dropped that.

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Say Somthing funny Mikey.

[FUNKMAN]

Burnt it last Saturday on some crab dip


so that's what they're calling a crack ho's gash these days

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[torker]

Burnt...like Elvis "Toast" Patterson?

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[Snoogans]

burnt more like Will Peterson
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[Bulldogcakes]

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"You Burnt your mouth? That's cause your boyfriend's a FLAMING FAG! Oooooooh!"







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[pOOpsHIp]

Maybe your doctor can refer you to an english tutor.

I think it is "burned".

[torker]

actually it's burnted

I burnted my mouf


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[LordJezo]

Maybe your doctor can refer you to an english tutor.

I think it is "burned".



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[zathrus]

If it is difficult for you to eat or drink. I would suggest going to see a dr asap.


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[LordJezo]

I gave in and went to the doctor.. 2nd degree burns on the roof of my mouth.

Sexy pic below for you to enjoy.
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[DJEvelEd]

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It looks more like anal warts. Are you sure that's the right picture?

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[FUNKMAN]

looks like a vagina with teeth


hmmm! now there's an idea

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

[torker]

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[FUNKMAN]

looks like a row of corn exiting Ed's anus

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

[Reephdweller]

Next time blow on it, stupid.

Here's another helpful hint, don't put your hand into a fire.

Oh, here's another - after you inhale - be sure to exhale.

You might want to blink periodically to prevent your eyeballs from drying out.



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[Iamnotatool]

Also, look both way before crossing the street.

Don't sit on nails or thumbtacks.

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Don't look directly into the sun.

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

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[Reephdweller]

Cross on the green, not in between.



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[Iamnotatool]

This chick has big fake tits.

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[Reephdweller]

If your clothes catch on file, always remember the rule...STOP, DROP and ROLL...

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[Tenbatsuzen]

This chick has big fake tits.

Proper term is big "morphed" tits. Badly done photoshop job.

Lord Jezo: Did you take the crab dip and spill it all over the server?

She spilled my coffee...



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