I insert Q-Tips into my Ear canal

[sr71blackbird]

I know the box says not to, but I simply cant resist.
I cant stand the feeling of water in my ears and I always use them after the shower. I kind of like the feeling and I like seeing either that they are clean or if there is any wax in there, that I cleaned it out.
Anyone else commit this sin?

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[TheMojoPin]

All the damn time.

I want to feel so fresh and so clean, dammit!

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[fezident]

I am CONSTANTLY cleaning in my ear canal. Maybe 2 or 3 times each day.
Because I use custom earplugs and/or custom In-Ear Monitors...I am always taking things in and out of my ear canal. And between working out and performing onstage, I am always sweating too. My ears get itchy & scratchy (no pun intended) if I dont get in there with a wet Qtip soaked in freezing cold water. Ahhh......sweet relief!

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[Iamnotatool]

I insert Q-Tips into my butt canal.

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[Hottub]

My urethra is squeeky-clean!
Thanks Q-Tips!

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[sr71blackbird]

Doctors all the time say not to, but I can see no other way to do it. Its almost a perverse pleasure!


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[Fallon]

I didn't know I wasn't supposed to!

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[Recyclerz]

I insert Q-Tip into my butt canal.


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Yeah, 'Tool's my bitch. Ever since we shared that cell in Rikers.

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[FUNKMAN]

like Todd said

bang on the drum all day


i like to put it in deep myself

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[TheMojoPin]

I insert Q-Tip into my butt canal.


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Yeah, 'Tool's my bitch. Ever since we shared that cell in Rikers.

"WHAT'S THE SCENARIO?!?"

Oh, right, Tool's a homo.

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1979 << I love my drug buddy... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Bulldogcakes]

The Q-Tips feel so good its like a drug. And like any drug I needed more. Now I roll up tissues and screw them into my ears after I shower (Sort of like what you did as a kid with a bloody nose) Ohhhhh heaven! I have the world's CLEANEST ears!

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[ChickenHawk]

I don't like the idea of anything going in my ear that can potentially burst my eardrum and make me go deaf, so I stay away from that stuff.

Instead, I masturbate for pleasure.

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[HBox]

Instead, I masturbate for pleasure.


Interesting. I masturbate for Jesus.



Who lives in a body bag under the sea?

[TheMojoPin]

Why? Is he THAT lazy?

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[pOOpsHIp]

No, but his hands are all scabby.....

[Iamnotatool]

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Get your balls out!!!!!

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And then I pinched Mojo's balls just like this!

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[Iamnotatool]

No, but his hands are all scabby.....



NICE! Now thats funny. Welcome aboard poopship.

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[wilee]

The voices wouldn't stop, so you decided to poke them again?

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