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whorehay
01-23-2005, 07:35 AM
i'm interested in what other peoples favorite skits are
for example, mine (in no order)
* $240 worth of puddin' - the state
* the little donny foundation - upright citizens brigade
* triumph at the star wars line
* cowbell (of course) - SNL
* chris farley chippendales tryout - SNL
* wayne brady - chappelles show
DJEvelEd
01-23-2005, 08:06 AM
Three Stooges "Maha - Aha" routine:
Moe: "Maha"
Curly: "Aha"
Moe: "Rasbani yadta benafuch whatitcha fai sa YOU DO?
Curly: "Naating!"
Moe: "Naating?"
Curly: "Yeux"
Abbott & Costello:
*Woman bumps into Lou*
Woman: "How dare you remind me of someone I hate!"
*SMACK*
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WRESTLINGFAN
01-23-2005, 08:19 AM
Abbott and Costello's " Who's on 1st?" Classic!!!!
I dont care, I just don't care, I really dont care. F U Howard Stern!!!!!
Crippler
01-23-2005, 08:36 AM
Ebony & Ivory with Eddie Murphy & Joe Piscipo playing Stevie Wonder & Frank Sinatra - SNL, 1982
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grlNIN
01-23-2005, 09:06 AM
-Kevin Spacey doing Christopher Walken doing Hans Solo.
-Kevin McDonald & Dave Foley as Sir Simon Milligan & Hecubus in the Proof of Evil/POUD skits.
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fezident
01-23-2005, 09:17 AM
THE AUDITION- Mr. Show ("Can I use this chair?")
TITANNICA/BURN VICTIM- Mr. Show ("He looks like a wet cigar!")
DEBBIE DOWNER AT DISNEYLAND- SNL ("It's official...I cant have children."
MINKMAN NOVELTY PRODUCTS/60 MINUTES- SNL ("I know that. Is it me? It's him, right?!")
MALE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS/60 MINUTES- SNL ("You, you, I know you!")
"LORRAINE" -MadTv. ("AHEM! A HE HEM!")
and my all time fave:
THE-PRE-TAPED-CALL-IN-SHOW- Mr. Show. ("THAT'S what this week SHOW is about!")
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whorehay
01-23-2005, 09:22 AM
Kenny rogers skits on Mad TV. any of them
Iamnotatool
01-23-2005, 09:48 AM
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IT's NOT A SKIT OR A BIT!
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FUNKMAN
01-23-2005, 12:15 PM
SNL
Norm McDonald and a group of guys that would break into a West Side Story dance
Will Ferrell playing Robert Goulet
Living Color
They were making fun of the Martin lawrence def comedy show and an audience members head exploded and a woman sitting in the front row shot out a baby that landed on stage
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JPMNICK
01-23-2005, 12:16 PM
Mike Meyers as Philip the Hyper Hypo on SNL
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badorties
01-23-2005, 03:53 PM
"ass pennies"
"anal-rententive chef"
"frozen caveman lawyer"
"mr. heavyfoot runs a marathon"
"french trappers"
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Kevin
01-23-2005, 03:58 PM
WHEN YOUR LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
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Say Somthing funny Mikey.
torker
01-23-2005, 04:15 PM
I loved to watching these guys try and break each other up.
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Iamnotatool
01-23-2005, 04:22 PM
http://www.classictvhits.com/showcards/carolburnettshow/Cbshow5.gif
Be fair and include them all tork
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FUNKMAN
01-23-2005, 04:43 PM
anybody remember the Paul Hogan Comedy show?
there was a skit where he got to take a pee so he trots behind a tree butt there are two people making out, he sprints behind the bush but there's two people making out, so he dives into the lake, stands up in waist deep water, makes like he's undoing his fly and two scuba divers making out stick there heads out of the water
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Iamnotatool
01-23-2005, 04:45 PM
That bitch looks like the late Miss Elizabeth.
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whorehay
01-23-2005, 08:30 PM
like Lex Luger and the lovely Miss Elizabeth in an alternate universe
DJEvelEd
01-24-2005, 03:41 AM
anybody remember the Paul Hogan Comedy show?
there was a skit where he got to take a pee so he trots behind a tree butt there are two people making out, he sprints behind the bush but there's two people making out, so he dives into the lake, stands up in waist deep water, makes like he's undoing his fly and two scuba divers making out stick there heads out of the water
http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/hoges_delvene.JPG
That old Paul Hogan show was HYSTERICAL!!! He was like the Benny Hill of Australia!!! I need to pick up some of those DVD's if there are any.
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