My car is still buried under the snow

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm too lazy to dig it out.

Good thing I'm unemployed.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[JPMNICK]

wow that must be a nice feeling. congrats. take a pic and label it 4 days after storm and put it on your desk when you get your new job.



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[Iamnotatool]

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Damn you're lazy!

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[mikeyboy]

I paid a couple of scary looking characters with shovels $20 to dig my car out.

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[FUNKMAN]

it's nice to live within walking distance of a liquor store and a hospital... just in case of emergencies

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I [heart] Walter.


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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

and Walter [hearts] me


or so i've heard

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[Reephdweller]

I paid a couple of scary looking characters with shovels $20 to dig my car out.



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[Doogie]

It could be worse, it could be your cat buried under the snow.

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There was one year when my car got plowed in and then the snow froze solid around it and I had to use an axe and earth moving tools to get it out! I broke my back for hours getting it unburied and clearing the snow enough for me to finally pull out and I went to the supermarket to get some supplies and I come back and some son-of-a-bitch too my spot!

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[A.J.]

No car. No job?

So now you're trapped in that house all day with those cats and the dog?

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[IamFogHat]

Buy a new car, it's not worth it.

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The Dude abides

[TheMojoPin]

No car. No job?

So now you're trapped in that house all day with those cats and the dog?

Imagine the funk.

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[FUNKMAN]

Imagine the funk.


yes! please do

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[Bulldogcakes]

I'm too lazy to dig it out.

Good thing I'm unemployed.


You need a man.
And a job.
And about 50 pounds of rock salt.


Seriously Fuzzy, I hope you're OK. You sound depressed.

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 1-27-05 @ 8:48 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Imagine the funk.


It's no worse than The Staff Room.

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[TheMojoPin]

That's not a funk.

That's an eau.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ok, it's Eau d'Funk.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[Iamnotatool]

More like an Ew de Toilet

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[A.J.]

The Staff Room has an enchanting musk.

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[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is TRUE!

I SEEN IT!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yeah, my car is STILL buried under the snow. I'm surprised no one has looted my crappy Hyundai Elantra stationwagon yet.

Oh, that's right-- they can't get to it.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

dig out one of the doors and give it a start...

just to get the battery going. if it's new it should be alright but if it's a few years old it may go too weak to start

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

It's only a year and a half old. Is that ok? You'd think the cold would "keep" the battery.

And Bulldogcakes-- I need a man! :p One that bakes.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 1-31-05 @ 9:34 PM

[FUNKMAN]

It's only a year and a half old. Is that ok?


that's a definite maybe....

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[FUNKMAN]

You'd think the cold would "keep" the battery


just the opposite, it may cause shrinkage

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I own a Hyundai. Shrinkage is expected.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

:)

thought you were sleeping?


a year and a half old should indicate the battery should be okay but i see it's been about 5 days and we've had cold cold nights...

just lookin out a little bit, that's all

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-1-05 @ 1:33 AM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

just lookin out a little bit, that's all


Thank you!

And I'll move it tomorrow-- I need cat litter and cat fud.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[only4hassan]

Alice?
You can work @ only4hassan company....we specialise in sheet metal....oyu can do it i think too yes you can come.
ok?
and you cant borrow my car though. sorry there.

:eg:

As Daivari once said "It's either Diana Haddad, or 7-11 24/7. I chose 7mar."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[Doogie]

You might have to use some of that litter behind the wheels if it is icy outside.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

You might have to use some of that litter behind the wheels if it is icy outside.


But... but that's why I have to go to the store!

D'oh!

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[FUNKMAN]

You might have to use some of that litter behind the wheels


but be careful... i hear the fines up to 150 bucks for littering

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[wilee]

As long as you aren't storing the leprechaun gold you smuggled out of Ireland in the car, it should be fine.


At least until it get's plowed in more this weekend :p

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[only4hassan]

Why dont you shovel it out yourself, or ask your husband?

If you pay me....i will do it with my $100 shovel....it gets the deed done.

But you still cannot bowrrow my car to go to store to buy any crystal de-icers for later. OK?
:blush:

As Daivari once said "It's either Diana Haddad, or 7-11 24/7. I chose 7mar."

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

or ask your husband?


funny.

I'll dig it out tomorrow when the weather is warmer. And I don't need litter.

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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[Kevin]

Don't even bother with him Fuzzy.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, he wasn't getting enough attention with his hack schtick in the Wrestling Forum, so he's trolling out here now.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

FORGET him!


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It's a big enough umbrella
But it's always me that ends up getting wet

[only4hassan]

bury your heads under the snow pile please....you too fuzzy...wear a hijab...only a decent woman is a proper woman with one on....but you dont i guess...you are haram and i will not answer this thread anymore.

-bye :eg:

Muhammad Hassan once quoted "I am like a Troy; I am like the voice of Sameera Sa3eed; I am the face in your spicy wonton soup...hmar!"

[Doogie]

FORGET him!


I didnt even know he existed till ya all pointed him out. And your being stuck in the snow has given me a idea for a career.

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[TheMojoPin]

And your being stuck in the snow has given me a idea for a career.

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