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kevcala
02-12-2005, 08:22 PM
Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell, came through my little shit-speck town last weekend and my friends and I went to see him. He was a little hacky, but got laughs mostly cause he was Screech. His first joke was kind of funny. He came out on the stage and said,"What's up fuckers? Oh my god Screech just said fuck!. Twice!"

Cut to after the show, he's hanging out signing autographs, and selling scripts, when I say to my friend,"Hey Derrin, you gonna buy a script", and he says,"I'm only gonna buy it, if it's the drug addiction one.". Then Screech says,"Oh yeah, Jessie, 'I'm so excited'. ". I thought I was gonna loose it, it was kind of surreal to hear Screech talking about and pretty much making fun of my favorite SBTB episode.

And that's all I have to say about that.



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A.J.
02-12-2005, 08:50 PM
Was he selling his "how to play chess" video?

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kevcala
02-12-2005, 09:07 PM
Was he selling his "how to play chess" video?

No, but the girl behind me on the autograph line had 2 "Screech" How to play chess books to get signed.

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ChickenHawk
02-12-2005, 09:20 PM
This thread belongs in The Confessional.

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PanterA
02-12-2005, 10:46 PM
how long before he gets caught pulling a peewee herman?

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A.J.
02-12-2005, 11:06 PM
how long before he gets caught pulling a peewee herman?

Pun intended.

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Tall_James
02-13-2005, 05:00 AM
I would have thanked him for throwing a beating to Arnold Horschach on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing".

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fezident
02-17-2005, 06:21 AM
"Screech is on the guest list? I'm not on the list, but fuckin' SCREECH is on the list?!? Show me where you see Screech's name on the list!"

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cumbiero_81
02-17-2005, 06:40 AM
Nothing like a first date with Screech as entertainment...

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02-17-2005, 07:38 PM
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ag
02-18-2005, 07:58 AM
so in other words it was kinda good? He's doing two shows at the Impov in Tampa, might go and see him

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kevcala
02-18-2005, 08:07 AM
If you like Saved by the Bell and you won't be missing out on anything else, go see him.

He's no Brian Regen but he's good for a couple laughs.

so in other words it was kinda good? He's doing two shows at the Impov in Tampa, might go and see him

EDIT: If you do go see him I have a couple of questions about his act.
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