I cant make doodie without reading something

[sr71blackbird]

I hate going to someone elses house that does not have reading material in their bathroom. What do you look for when there is nothing to read, or are you one of those that doesnt need to read when shit'n?

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[torker]

I've been reading a can of Lysol at work for three years.
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At home a have a plethora of reading material.


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[FUNKMAN]

I've been reading a can of Lysol at work for three years.


try a courtesy spray once in a while, hah!











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[torker]

try a courtesy spray once in a while, hah!

I am one of two males working among 30 women, I need to mark my territory.

For the record, I destroyed the place twice last week.



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[Iamnotatool]

I don't dump without something to read either.



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[Death Metal Moe]

Sometimes it takes longer to find something good to read on the can than it does to use the can.

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[SilentSpic]

My shit stinks so bad, I do not have time to read.

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[TheMojoPin]

If I ever caught some muthafucker reading while taking a shit in MY bathroom, I'd toss their unwiped ass down the stairs, and throw a bottle after them for good measure.

That's some rude-ass bullshit right there. Do your business and get the fuck out if it it's not your shitter.

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[Iamnotatool]

Agreed, unless it's family. I go to my brother's place and shit my brains out, and he always has FHM, Maxim, etc..

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[mothershucker]

I am heading to the head with the sport section right now, see you guys in about 20.

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

[FUNKMAN]

i never read anything - i like to get in and out as quick as possible

plus i can't hold up anything while i'm wiping my ass with one hand and picking my nose with the other

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[ADF]

I'm with the Funkster. I'm like a poop ninja. You're not really sure <i>I was even there</i>.

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[pOOpsHIp]

Laptops rule.

[Iamnotatool]

plus i can't hold up anything while i'm wiping my ass with one hand and picking my nose with the other


Thats why I wipe and pick with the same hand.

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I'm with the Funkster. I'm like a poop ninja. You're not really sure <i>I was even there</i>.

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All I found was the guards knocked out and some rice paper in the bowl.

There may or may not have been a scented candle burning in there, but if there was, the person took it with them.

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[FUNKMAN]

Thats why I wipe and pick with the same hand.


you're my hero

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I am sort of repulsed that i am replying to this thread... but I cannot tell a lie.
I consistently read the Lysol Neutrair bottle while pooing. I don't know why.... but I have to keep my mind off the task at hand.
Of course I am uber considerate and do spray often.

And I have problems pooping anywhere but my own home, unless it simply can't be avoided.

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i have a new hero

and she's a sprayer too!


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[A.J.]

If I ever caught some muthafucker reading while taking a shit in MY bathroom, I'd toss their unwiped ass down the stairs, and throw a bottle after them for good measure.

That's some rude-ass bullshit right there. Do your business and get the fuck out if it it's not your shitter.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-13-05 @ 10:46 PM

Are you talking about at your home or at your store?

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[PapaBear]

In my own home, I'm currently reading "The Bear and The Dragon" by Tom Clancy. It's taken me 2 weeks to get to page 42. When I'm in other people's bathrooms (and they don't have anything handy to read) I carefully inspect the contents of their trashcan. I also turn the t.p. roll, so it feeds from the top instead of the bottom. Bottom feeders are just plain WRONG!!!

[TheMojoPin]

If I ever caught some muthafucker reading while taking a shit in MY bathroom, I'd toss their unwiped ass down the stairs, and throw a bottle after them for good measure.

That's some rude-ass bullshit right there. Do your business and get the fuck out if it it's not your shitter.

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This message was edited by TheMojoPin on 2-13-05 @ 10:46 PM

Are you talking about at your home or at your store?

I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE ANY MORE!!!

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[Reephdweller]

I definitely need to read something. When I'm at Amys and I need to go and there's nothing, I end up reading Lysol bottles and soap packages.

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[JPMNICK]

i used to carry a PDA with me all the time. and every morning i would sync it and it would downoad the newspaper. Just in case i had to take a crap somewhere (which i usually never do) i always had the paper electronically.



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[DJEvelEd]

I cant make doodie without reading something


I can!
I have tenesmus and I eat cheeze! No time for that! I'm usually grabbing walls and groaning!



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