I had to explain the newfangled lingo

[Tenbatsuzen]

My boss called me into his office.

"You know this internet stuff, right?"

(I'm suddenly nervous, thinking that he's discovered websense and I'm going to lose my T3 access to Bit Torrent)

"Um, yeah... why. What's up?"

"Look at this. What the hell does this mean?"

On the piece of paper was handwritten on two lines about 10 letters.

"Um... it's an eye chart?"

"No, it was in an email."

I asked to see the email, and then immediately realized the generation gap between myself and my boss.

He had misspelled it - he was actually trying to identify a typo'ed ROFLMAO.


"No, chief. It's not a bomb threat. Relax."




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[furie]

ROFLMAO


it's a sign that the sun god is angry! he wishes more goat sacrifices, and that i should recieve a raise!


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[Iamnotatool]

Does your boss have two pointy tufts of hair on his head??

http://www.omega.com/dilbert/images/d_boss2.GIF

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Doogie]

I had to explain the newfangled lingo


23 Skadoo you jive ass cracker turkey??

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[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.yedidia.net/caveman.gif
"Even us Neanderthals know about ROFLMAO, and were extinct!"

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Hottub]

WTF???
STFU!!
L8R!

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
Staples
See The Cruising Vessel (http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41)
Check out silentpix.com

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.screenfaces.com/images/news/Homer%20Simpson.jpg
" 'To continue press any key' OK, so where's the 'Any' key?"

http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/76422236.jpg


Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

[Snoogans]

Bulldog, i answered phones at my uncles comp shop for like 3 months. in 3 months, NINE DIFFERENT PEOPLE called up and asked where it was. Its so common we actually had a set response

"Enter.....Enter is YOUR any key

a couple actually sounded like they thought it was set to enter for them and them alone. fuckin retards


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GO SAWX!!!!! Hassan Eats Dick!!! Snoogans 1, Monitor 0
GIMMIE MY FUCKIN CHANGE, I AINT PLAYIN WIT YOU

[FUNKMAN]

ROFLMAO


you know someday somebody is gonna name their kid that

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[sr71blackbird]

LOL

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[Tenbatsuzen]

ROFLMAO


you know someday somebody is gonna name their kid that


He can tell people it's pronounced "Roffle Mayo" as fists repeatedly slam into his stomach and face and his grip on his lunch money is loosened.



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[fezident]

Slightly off-topic but,
Back in 1982 I was wearing a JOURNEY tour shirt. My Grandma saw it and asked me aboot it.
"What does that shirt 'mean'?"

"Journey is a band, Grandma."

"A band?? Journey is an adverb!"

"Huh? Journey is a band. They're cool."

"Cool? I've never get the hang of these new fangled expressions."


RIP Gram. You were the coolest. Just not during THAT particular conversation.

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"I'm looking for the 'Make Believe Ballroom'....Don't get fresh, Buddy!"

Todd Hillard for President in 2008

[AppleBoy]

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[Freakshow]

haha. pwn3d.



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[angrymissy]

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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ]

[Freakshow]

you need to start randomly storming into his office and declaring--all your base are belong to us.


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[furie]

www.interule.com/ img/bn/rofl.jpg


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