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ChickenHawk
02-22-2005, 03:57 PM
These things are awesome. Where can I buy one? And do they need super hot climates to survive?

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They are like miniaturized prehistoric creatures! And I'm pretty sure you can train them to breathe fire.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 2-22-05 @ 7:58 PM

Snoogans
02-22-2005, 04:00 PM
you can get them at petco, but like jeff says with the fish, the lizards are the same way. id recommend finding a reptile shop, they will sell heat lamps, tanks, heat rocks, everything you need.

and well worth it, but if he gets out, just forget about it, you arent finding him

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sr71blackbird
02-22-2005, 04:01 PM
I had a firebelled newt, it shared my 10 gallon tank with a fire bellied toad! You have to feed them crickets though...

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Kevin
02-22-2005, 04:01 PM
This is the only Newt you will get Hawk and YOU WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT IT DAMN IT!!!!

http://siliconalley.net/rnc/831/newt.jpg

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Bulldogcakes
02-22-2005, 04:01 PM
http://www.ratherbiased.com/photos/gingrich_newt.jpg
"I'm glad SOMEBODY still wants me"

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Ow! Hey! Get that net offa me! Ouch! Help!! Somebody HELP!!!!

furie
02-22-2005, 04:02 PM
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i got better


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ChickenHawk
02-22-2005, 04:02 PM
Aw shit, I ain't feedin' this thing no crickets. Do vegan newts exist?

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Hottub
02-22-2005, 04:03 PM
Here's an old story.
When I was a kid, I got some newts, or salamanders, or some shit.
I built a great terrarium with a pond, and some greenery, and a small tree... It was beautiful.
When I finished, I left the tank on the back stoop, while I went inside to wash up, and have a snack.

Here's the lesson. Don't leave your terrarium in the direct midday sun in the middle of July!!
Talk about crispy critters!

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Recyclerz
02-22-2005, 04:04 PM
http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/jpgs/05-scale.jpg

The woman on the left can help you out.



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FUNKMAN
02-22-2005, 04:04 PM
this Newt survived and she's just a little girl

"sure man, put her in charge"

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