I like looking at composite sketches

[Tenbatsuzen]

Since I have a morbid fascination with True Crime and forensics, I like looking at composite sketches, even though they freak me out.

This "Wanted" poster... though, it's a bit obnoxious, IMHO...

<img src="http://www.morgannick.com/graphics/composite.gif">



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[HBox]

I've never seen a poster that intimidated me before.

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I've never seen a poster that intimidated me before.



Could you imagine the freaked out citizens who really don't know the guy calling the police and crying?

"I DON'T KNOW HIM! I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T!!!"



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[Tenbatsuzen]

THIS is fucking hysterical. WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY THIS ON A FIRST DATE?!?!

<a href="http://inquirer.philly.com/packages/crime/2002/061602inqmain.asp">http://inquirer.philly.com/packages/crime/2002/061602inqmain.asp</a>



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[HBox]

"I DON'T KNOW HIM! I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T!!!"

'YES YOU DO! AND HE'S GORILLA FUCKING YOUR CHILDREN RIGHT UP THEIR SUPPLE ASSES RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHO HE IS BEFORE HE DUMPS THE BODIES IN A DITCH!"

Let Us Trim Our Hair In Accordance with Socialist Lifestyle!

[Tenbatsuzen]

"I DON'T KNOW HIM! I SWEAR TO GOD, I DON'T!!!"

'YES YOU DO! AND HE'S GORILLA FUCKING YOUR CHILDREN RIGHT UP THEIR SUPPLE ASSES RIGHT NOW! TELL ME WHO HE IS BEFORE HE DUMPS THE BODIES IN A DITCH!"



I've got about 10 lines ready to go, but all of them will break the inappropriate bell.



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[TheMojoPin]

Your whole "I'm CRAZY!" thing really sucks unless WE'RE using it to make fun of you.

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Death Metal Moe]

He has a Tom Cruise kind of look as he flashes a smile. You might think he favors a young Al Gore when he turns in profile.


They built him up and tore him right down again.

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[Iamnotatool]

This is like an MC Escher picture.

http://img173.exs.cx/img173/8905/bridge0kx.jpg

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Death Metal Moe]

That's wicked awesome.

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[torker]

This is like an MC Escher picture.

holyfuckingshitmyheadisimploding


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[center]Take my soul to the lost and found [center]

[Kevin]

Thats some crazy shit



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Big Thanx to Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon kissing Drew Barrymore -- on the field, on live TV -- right after the Red Sox won their first World Series in 86 years. In fact, they were shown in a closeup within 60 seconds of the final out. And every Red Sox fan is determined to pretend that this never happened, and that it didn't taint the moment even a little bit ... so it wasn't a huge deal.</center>