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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-16-2005, 02:35 PM
Disturbing, yet erotic.

http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~doug/images/deniro/Heat_top.jpg

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03-16-2005, 02:37 PM
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zathrus
03-16-2005, 02:39 PM
there could be worse people to dream about


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Iamnotatool
03-16-2005, 02:40 PM
I thought I once had a sex dream with Robert Deniro, but it ended up being with Al Pacino!! I confuse those guys all the time!!!

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Hottub
03-16-2005, 02:40 PM
Hey. *slap* Hey what did I tell you Alice.

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03-16-2005, 02:43 PM
Which DeNiro?

http://www.cinevision.be/taxi1.jpg

http://www.horrorview.com/VIDCOVERS/Angel%20Heart.jpg

http://home.sprintmail.com/~sknolle/mitchum/capefear91deniro.JPG

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http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~doug/images/deniro/Untouchables_top.jpg

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DJEvelEd
03-16-2005, 02:45 PM
Uhhhh....details please? What did he do to you? Did you suck on his mole? Did he finish inside you Fuzzy Diniro?

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Iamnotatool
03-16-2005, 02:47 PM
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That should take care of any more sexy dreams.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-16-2005, 04:58 PM
Why was he in Rocky and Bullwinkle? I guess that's DeNiro-- he's teflon. He'll always be considered a phenomenal actor no matter what shit he stars in.

And I dug him in Heat.


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Recyclerz
03-16-2005, 06:00 PM
Sets time machine to 1980's; hits start...

Was he talking Italian?
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torker
03-16-2005, 06:07 PM
When he fucked us all:
http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/deniro+bonham.jpg

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Justice4all
03-16-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Hollywood-Cinema/3008/taxidriver01.jpg


"you talkin' to me??? Are YOU talking to ME???"

Did he keep saying that over and over?

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"Did you catch all of that in your mouth??"
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"That's disgusting"
"Shut up and keep sucking!"

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-16-2005, 06:27 PM
He was sexy as Travis Bickle. I won't refute that. But I draw the line at Max Cady.

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FUNKMAN
03-16-2005, 06:31 PM
did he tell you you can only do it while you were laying on your stomach or on your side?

very hot! (just in case MDR was curious)



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FUNKMAN
03-16-2005, 06:46 PM
well did he?????

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ADF
03-16-2005, 08:19 PM
After reading the title of this thread, my eyes slowly moved over to the author and then I breathed a sigh of relief.

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A.J.
03-16-2005, 09:38 PM
Did it start out with you two going to the movies?

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Kevin
03-16-2005, 10:05 PM
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Did he make you pick up the check?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-16-2005, 10:14 PM
IF YOU MUST KNOW!

It was him as Jimmy Conway with a very light touch of Max Cady. We were in a car.

My dad broke the whole thing up.

Damn!

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legroommusic
03-16-2005, 11:09 PM
"You tickling my balls? Are you tickling my balls?"

A.J.
03-17-2005, 12:48 AM
IF YOU MUST KNOW!

It was him as Jimmy Conway with a very light touch of Max Cady. We were in a car.

My dad broke the whole thing up.

Damn!

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What's the point of being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

And did your Dad break his legs? :)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-17-2005, 01:15 AM
DeNiro vs. my dad?

I think my dad could have kicked his ass. Former Marine against an actor? Please!

But my dad is dead so we'll never know.

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IamFogHat
03-17-2005, 04:15 AM
http://www.impactservices.net.au/movie_list/score-l.jpg

Was it a threesome with Ed Norton? Cause that would be really hot.

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Bulldogcakes
03-17-2005, 05:43 PM
Wow! What a coincidence! People tell me all the time I look just like Robert Deniro! Hmmmmmmmm. . .. . . .

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If you're wondering, Yes.

mdr55
03-17-2005, 05:51 PM
So was there a money shot??

Green Lantern
03-17-2005, 06:43 PM
I had a sex dream with Jessica Alba and Mariah Carey.....top that!

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Death Metal Moe
03-17-2005, 06:55 PM
My dreams are usually like my life. I don't understand them, they're confusing and nothing ever seems to go my way.

I seriously had a dream once where a girl at a party blew me off. Great dream, why can't my fucking brain lie to me in my dreams? I'll teach my brain a lesson by huffing glue and killing a few cells.

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Contra
03-18-2005, 09:10 AM
For your sake I hope it wasn't a "lil bit".

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