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sr71blackbird
03-26-2005, 08:00 PM
What is the most many times you have had an Orgasm in a 24 hour period?
I think since Friday night, I have broken a personal record that has stood since I was in high school!
I dont know if its because Im getting older or what, but I use to have at least one a day growing up, and then I started tapeing off to a few times a week. I guess I lost some of my libido, but sometimes, it comes back really strong and I cant help but wanna "clean out my system" and have several one after another.
Do you have them daily, several times daily, or a few times a week? Just curious...
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sr71blackbird
03-27-2005, 05:49 AM
Thanks Mikey!
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DJEvelEd
03-27-2005, 06:04 AM
What is the most many times you have had an Orgasm in a 24 hour period?
You first!
It's your thread! Do tell!
Actually mine is 5. Three were on this fat chick and two were jerkin it
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Justice4all
03-27-2005, 08:15 AM
13 times in a 24 hour period.
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JPMNICK
03-27-2005, 08:24 AM
<P>13 is crazy. </P>
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<P>I think for me it is 6, but it has been a while</P>
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03-27-2005, 12:32 PM
Sting said he can bang a chick for, like, eighteen straight hours. Fucking creep!!
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03-27-2005, 02:06 PM
6 for me this past 24 hours
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03-27-2005, 04:41 PM
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sr71blackbird
03-27-2005, 05:13 PM
I didnt realise I didnt add how many times.ÿ I actually did it 6 times, but the record for me was 9 times when I was a younger.
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torker
03-27-2005, 05:34 PM
<P>7 times in about three hours.</P>
<P>She was a natural blonde.</P>
<P>I was 17 and it was my first time without a condom. </P>
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03-27-2005, 07:40 PM
<FIELDSET style="WIDTH: 450px"><LEGEND><FONT color=#3175bd size=2><STRONG>QUOTE</STRONG><BR></FONT></LEGEND>6 for me this past 24 hours<BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg"> <BR><BR>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! <BR></FIELDSET>
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03-27-2005, 07:42 PM
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<P>7 times in about three hours.</P><BR>
<P>She was a natural blonde.</P><BR>
<P>I was 17 and it was my first time without a condom. </P><BR>
<P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ff8000" color=#004000>spurt~spurt~spurt~spurt~spurt~spurt~spurt</FONT><B><I><FONT color=blue> </P>
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<P>For a total time of 11 minutes</P>
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TheGameHHH
03-30-2005, 12:59 PM
2.........that's the truth
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FUNKMAN
03-30-2005, 01:03 PM
<P>once in the bush is better than two in the hand</P>
<P>it's like a sore dick, you can't beat it</P>
<P>but after reading this thread i'm not so sure </P>
<P>13? OUCH!</P>
<P>i'd say 4ish</P>
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StupidGirlllll
03-30-2005, 01:32 PM
I would have to say 15, my ex was really good at oral..he was a 2 min man in it..made me arrive every 2 min...he knew exactly what to do...I am still not over him..he ruined me.. I do not think I can ever find anyone as good as him in bed.
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Iamnotatool
03-30-2005, 02:01 PM
2 minute men across the world just let out out a Hooray!
Go ahead Blackbird, Hooray!!
For me, in 24 hours, I think 9, coke/extacy and Viagra may have been involved along with my girlfriends girlfriend.
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03-30-2005, 06:01 PM
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Melrapuo
03-30-2005, 06:12 PM
I'd say about 5 within 24 hours. It was a boring Saturday.
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sr71blackbird
03-31-2005, 03:58 PM
Well, I have to say that I wasnt expecting the girls to have more orgasms then the men, so it is a bit of a pleasant surprise. I have a feeling that on a given week, that men have more orgasms than women. Or am I wrong? Do women like to/prefer/need to cum daily?
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03-31-2005, 04:37 PM
<FIELDSET><FONT size=1>I wasnt expecting the girls to have more orgasms then the men</FONT></FIELDSET> <BR>
<P>Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations. So, he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, who he found under an apple tree. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability". </P><BR>
<P>Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to! Please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm out working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let it fly! It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please!!" <BR>
<P>On and on he went, like an excited little boy who..., well,...had to pee. <BR>
<P>Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And so, Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his micturation while in a vertical position. He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good. <BR>
<P>"Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left in here?" <BR>
<P>"Oh yes," he said, "Multiple orgasms..."</P>
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<P>And for the record: oodles.</P><BR>
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03-31-2005, 04:42 PM
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FUNKMAN
03-31-2005, 06:16 PM
<P>i forgot to throw in my 3 fakes...</P>
<P>make that 7ish</P>
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Iamnotatool
03-31-2005, 06:24 PM
<P>Blackbird, you ain't serious are you? Women cum MUCH more than we do. </P>
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<P>Ms. Fuzzybutt is right. On an average playnight, I cum 2 or 3 times, m'lady gets her tits off at least 8-10 times, I say no fair.</P>
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SpicyMcHaggis
03-31-2005, 06:27 PM
Zero if we're counting one on one interactions. It'll happen one day, I'm sure.
Solo action? None of your damn business.
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FUNKMAN
03-31-2005, 06:45 PM
<FIELDSET><FONT size=1>Solo action? None of your damn business.</FONT></FIELDSET>
<P>that's an eleven...</P>
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Iamnotatool
03-31-2005, 06:47 PM
I was thinking 19
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03-31-2005, 06:49 PM
23
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FUNKMAN
03-31-2005, 06:50 PM
aw heck, make it an even 35
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shamus mcfitzy
04-04-2005, 01:44 AM
i think i jerked off like 7 times in one day when i was like 14. Ah, illegal spice channel is a dangerous thing.
Bulldogcakes
04-04-2005, 06:59 PM
<p>I've read this entire thread and except for GameHHH, I cant find one post that isn't an exaggeration.</p><p>7? 13? Please. My dick's dry heaving by #3. And my balls can only take so much pounding in a 24 hour period.<br />
</p><p>Gotta remember to take the Kryptonite out of my pocket so I can be like the rest of you guys. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>But then again, I've never been a minute man. Maybe that's why. <br />
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-04-2005, 07:09 PM
I still stand by it: oodles.
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04-04-2005, 07:21 PM
For me, the most was five or six.
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04-04-2005, 07:38 PM
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FUNKMAN
04-04-2005, 07:55 PM
can you count the stuff that leaks out during foreplay?
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MrPink
04-04-2005, 07:57 PM
i think i made it to 5 times one day in the summer when my parents went on vacation but at the end of that day my dick hurt so much i thought somethin was busted.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-04-2005, 07:57 PM
<font size="1"><em>can you count the stuff that leaks out during foreplay?</em> </font><p>Only if it makes a baby.</p>
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Justice4all
04-04-2005, 08:19 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>I've read this entire thread and except for GameHHH, I cant find one post that isn't an exaggeration.</p><p>7? 13? Please. My dick's dry heaving by #3. And my balls can only take so much pounding in a 24 hour period.<br /></p><p>Gotta remember to take the Kryptonite out of my pocket so I can be like the rest of you guys. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>But then again, I've never been a minute man. Maybe that's why. <br /></p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg" border="0" /> Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real? <p><br />Begin your response here...</p><p> </p><p>Bulldog why the hating? An orgasm is not simply the ejaculation of sperm/fluids but the muscle contraction that comes with it. Yes after my 3rd or 4th I shoot nothing but steam too in a short amount of time but I still feel the contraction of the muscle. </p><p>With that explination maybe your # will rise. And you do not need to be a minuteman to do it.</p><p>If not...well then my suggestion is Viagra.</p>
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FUNKMAN
04-04-2005, 08:19 PM
<p>quote</p><p><font size="1"><em>can you count the stuff that leaks out during foreplay?</em> </font></p><p>Only if it makes a baby</p><p>quote</p><p>then push me up to like a 7ish and 1/16</p><p> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm2_sig.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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04-04-2005, 08:19 PM
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shamus mcfitzy
04-05-2005, 02:57 AM
oh, i couldn't cum after i did 4 of the 7 within a 2 hour period. The fourth time there was just some dust that came out. But like Justice4All said, i'm counting the muscle contraction and the feeling of an orgasm as an orgasm. I think the 5th time was pretty weak too, but 6 and 7 were later so things worked out. And my cock definitely did hurt after #4. Just don't be hatin'
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7 TIMES IN 4 HOURS ( then I woke up)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-05-2005, 08:07 AM
all this talk about cum is makin me sick, who wants to banish this discussion to message board hell?
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Bulldogcakes
04-05-2005, 06:51 PM
Bulldog why the hating? An orgasm is not simply the ejaculation
of sperm/fluids but the muscle contraction that comes with it. Yes
after my 3rd or 4th I shoot nothing but steam too in a short amount of
time but I still feel the contraction of the muscle. <p> </p><p>With that explination maybe your # will rise. And you do not need to be a minuteman to do it.</p><p>If not...well then my suggestion is Viagra</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>
No hating here. I just dont count contractions unless I'm pregnant.</p><p>I mentioned the "Minuteman" thing guessing that they have more frequent, smaller climaxes.</p><p>Apparently I hit a sore spot. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" /> </p><p> </p>
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04-05-2005, 10:25 PM
<p>Bulldog, it's amazing what a little willpower and a healthy lifestyle can accomplish.</p><p>When I was in college, bored, and not getting enough sex at the time, I decided to see how many times I could whack one out in a day. I made it to 9, and was still "producing" at the end. The trick is simply staying hydrated and eating...your body does the rest. Taking vitamins sure helps, too.</p><p>Being able to batch that many times doesn't make us "off"...not being able to do it makes you an unhealthy muthafucker.</p>
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<p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p>When I was in college, bored, and not getting enough sex at the time, I decided to see how many times I could whack one out in a day. <p> </p><p>Mojo was blinded with science.</p>
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04-06-2005, 05:45 AM
8 Times in 12 hrs.
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Justice4all
04-06-2005, 06:32 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Bulldog why the hating? An orgasm is not simply the ejaculation of sperm/fluids but the muscle contraction that comes with it. Yes after my 3rd or 4th I shoot nothing but steam too in a short amount of time but I still feel the contraction of the muscle. <p> </p><p>With that explination maybe your # will rise. And you do not need to be a minuteman to do it.</p><p>If not...well then my suggestion is Viagra </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>No hating here. I just dont count contractions unless I'm pregnant.</p><p>I mentioned the "Minuteman" thing guessing that they have more frequent, smaller climaxes.</p><p>Apparently I hit a sore spot. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /> </p><p> </p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg" border="0" /> Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real? <p><br />No sore spot at all, you were just making a general assumption with alot of people (including myself) and I, for one, though it was very inaccurate. </p><p>I would clarify what people think is an orgasm before we jump to any conclusions.</p><p>that is all </p>
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TheMojoPin
04-06-2005, 07:59 AM
<p>When I was in college, bored, and not getting enough sex at the time, I decided to see how many times I could whack one out in a day.</p><p>And every time I was ready again, I started screaming "IT'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!" at my penis.</p>
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Bulldogcakes
04-06-2005, 06:44 PM
<p>Justice, I was just speculating and guessing as to why I seem to be
lacking the superhuman powers of my fellow completely truthful RF
Net-ers. And since I was born last night, I know for a fact no one
would ever lie about sex. Never!<br />
</p><p>And Mojo, you dont count. You're almost a girl. </p>
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Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?
TheMojoPin
04-06-2005, 06:55 PM
It's OK, Fatty McFatlot.
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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."
Bulldogcakes
04-07-2005, 03:55 PM
<p>http://bestbodyever.com/b-n-b-s.jpg</p><p>I know I'm slipping. Back in College, I used to bench 400. Now I'm down to 375. </p>
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Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?
torker
04-07-2005, 05:35 PM
<img height="318" src="http://www.gaygameschicago.org/images/Sports/PowerLifting.jpg" width="424" border="0" />
[center]<IMG SRC=http://home.comcast.net/~rmfallon/RFnettorker1313.jpg>[center]
[center]Tell me, Sister Morphine, how long have
I been lying here?[center]
Bulldogcakes
04-07-2005, 06:10 PM
<p>http://www.pointsincase.com/columns/images/fat_guy.jpg </p><p>Torker, please turn your web cam off. <br />
</p>
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Can placebos cause side effects? And if so, are the side effects real?
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Bulldog, it's amazing what a little willpower and a healthy lifestyle can accomplish.</font></p>
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">When
I was in college, bored, and not getting enough sex at the time, I
decided to see how many times I could whack one out in a day. I made
it to 9, and was still "producing" at the end. The trick is
simply staying hydrated and eating...your body does the rest. Taking
vitamins sure helps, too.</font></p>
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black">Being able to batch that many times doesn't make us "off"...not being able to do it makes you an unhealthy muthafucker.</font></p>
<p> </p><p> </p><p>Yep, that's where my 13 came from too. </p>
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shamus mcfitzy
04-08-2005, 01:32 AM
Your 13 came from......Mojo's penis?
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