I almost caused a major accident...

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Yesterday morning, there was a fatal car accident on Route 1 in New Jersey because of an idiot truck driver.&nbsp; The accident happened on my route to work, and the time of day that happened, I would have been one of the first people on the scene if I hadn't visited my parents the night before, and changed my drive to work.</p><p>Driving home today, I was in the vicinity of the accident location, and some idiot in a lexus is weaving in major traffic.&nbsp; He cuts me off, and when I honk my horn, he gives me the finger.&nbsp; Immediately, the way this asshole was driving made me overly sensitive to what happened yesterday, and I start positiong myself to be an asshole to this guy right back.</p><p>THere was a leftover&nbsp;Wendy's Frosty&nbsp;from lunch that was in my cup holder.&nbsp; The cup was half full and melted, so it was a thick, congealed liquid.&nbsp; I also had some robitussin in my glove compartment, and some water.&nbsp; I dumped it all into the cup and&nbsp; mixed it with the straw, so it was now a gooey red mess.</p><p>I popped open my moon roof.&nbsp; THanks to my love of nascar, I managed to get in front of this guy doing about 50.</p><p>I thought about it...</p><p>I thought about it...</p><p>ANd I put down the cup and closed the moon roof.</p><p>I really, really, really wanted to toss this red mess onto this guy's car, just to send a message, but I realized doing that probably would have made the situation that much worse and could have caused an accident.</p><p>I like to think I did the right thing, but part of me really wanted to fuck with this guy.</p>

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[torker]

<p> leftover&nbsp;Wendy's Frosty&nbsp;from lunch </p><p>unacceptable, finish your fucking lunch</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>the reality is it's not worth it.... i think you made the right choice</p><p>give the guy a good stare, curse him, and then go about your business</p>

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[HBox]

<p><font color="Navy"><font size="2" face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">I
was at a light once waiting to make a left turn. The light is red, and
as the green is getting close I hear an ambulance coming. Then I see it
is coming from the right. The light turns green, but as any decent
human being would do, I wait and let the ambulance pass.</font></font></p><p><font color="Navy"><font size="2" face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif">The
fuckface behind me beeps his horn literally 2 seconds after the light
turns green, and then waits another whopping 2 seconds to sneak around
me and head into the intersection. The ambulance has to swerve to miss
the guy because he apparently had an urgent mission for God and
didn't slow down slightly. He just speeds off like nothing happened.
The ambulance wasn't going too fast but fast enough where someone could
have been hurt inside. Hopefully the ambulance was going to a site and
wasn't transporting a patient at the time. I seriosuly hope that guy in
the car died a horrible death.</font></font><br />
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<font color=black>This message was edited by HBox on 4-12-05 @ 11:30 PM</font>

[DeltaPin]

<p><font size="2">Tenbatsuzen, you made the right choice.</font></p><p><font size="2" /></p><p><font size="2">One can only hope that one day that asshole spins off the road, killing himself, without causing any harm to others.</font></p>

[fiestygal]

<p>Matty, If you did let your lil science experiment go and hit that car it would have been reminiscent of ron burgandy throwing his burrito out the window and hitting the guy on the motorcycle.... HA HA...</p>

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[Kevin]

<p>Anybody else shocked not to see Bobby Pantera as the author of this thread?</p><p>Btw.. You did the right thing Tenbats.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>a not so nice story from my adolescent days...</p><p>i was driving down Dickinson Hill in Jersey City and this guy had decided he was going to cross the street at a snails pace... so i had to hit my brake and wait for this guy to get out of my way</p><p>anyway, i pull up as soon as he passed my car and i called him over. he turned around, came up to the window and got a faceload of my saliva... it was a mixture of loogie and loose spray</p><p>what a dick i used to be</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/fm3_sig.jpg" border="0" />

<font color=black>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-13-05 @ 12:15 AM</font>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Make that 98% Asshole, Tenbats. A 100% Asshole would have thrown it. </p><p>When
I was younger (Teens/20's) I had so many driving incidents, I've lost
count. Got out of my car screaming, shoving matches, you name it.&nbsp;
If someone cut me off real bad, I would speed up, get in front of the
guy and slam on my brakes. Or cut him off worse than he/she did to me. <br />
</p><p>And eventually you realize what a complete asshole you just made of yourself. &nbsp;</p><p>What
cured me was I had 3 accidents (one serious) which I could not
anticipate, no matter how safe I'd drive. Completely blindsided. </p><p>So now I drive all day in the slow lane. &nbsp;</p>

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[mikeyboy]

<p>Anybody else shocked not to see Bobby Pantera as the author of this thread?</p><p>Yep.</p>

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[sr71blackbird]

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[newport king]

<p>a not so nice story from my adolescent days...</p><p>i was driving down Dickinson Hill in Jersey City and this guy had decided he was going to cross the street at a snails pace... so i had to hit my brake and wait for this guy to get out of my way</p><p>anyway, i pull up as soon as he passed my car and i called him over. he turned around, came up to the window and got a faceload of my saliva... it was a mixture of loogie and loose spray</p><p>what a dick i used to be</p><p></p><p>I work in jersey city every day and that god damn hill (where palisades and newark meet) should be illegal for those god damn highschool kids to cross. it's like these assholes see the verizon sign on my truck and see dollar signs. pick up your pants kind sir, and hurry your ass across the street.</p>

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