Who lost the Gene Pool Lottery? [Archive]

Bulldogcakes

04-19-2005, 03:57 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/glastonbury2003/atoz/images/bianca_270.jpgBianca
Jagger was one of the most beautiful women in the world in the 60's.
She marries Mick Jagger, they have a daughter Jade, and she looks like
Mick with a wig on. Ouch!  http://www.realestategates.com/Files/Content/jagger_design76756795/Jade_Jagger_1.jpg  http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2002/US/West/12/20/drlaura.body/story.doctor.laura.jpg Dr Laura Shlessinger's Mother (who Miss Family Values was estranged from) was a knockout. Guess who's genes she got? Any others? 

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Kevin

04-19-2005, 04:00 PM

quote: <img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/glastonbury2003/atoz/images/bianca_270.jpg" border="0" />  Are you sure thats not Rosario Dawson's real Biological mom? Thats a dead ringer for her just a little lighter <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /> The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.

This message was edited by Kevin on 4-19-05 @ 8:01 PM

Tall_James

04-19-2005, 04:06 PM

<img height="240" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40726000/jpg/_40726935_willis300getty.jpg" width="300" border="0" />Thanks for playing our game but you are LOSERS in the "Genetic Lottery"!

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WhistlePig

04-19-2005, 04:30 PM

How about Billy Joel and Christie Brinkly's kid? She's a dead ringer for Billy. So sad...

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HBox

04-19-2005, 04:41 PM

<img width="475" height="375" border="0" src="http://www.star94.com/steve_vikki/LisaMariePresley/lisa14b.jpg" />Way too much Daddy looks, way too little Daddy talent. 

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Bulldogcakes

04-19-2005, 05:21 PM

quote:How about Billy Joel and Christie Brinkly's kid? She's a dead ringer for Billy. So sad...  http://galleries.news24.com/celebs/celebs02/images/20.jpg She's the one on the left. Oooooooooooh . .  . . . . Christie Brinkley made THAT? 


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monsterone

04-19-2005, 05:27 PM

<img title="micheal jackson before the nose job." height="165" alt="micheal jackson before the nose job." src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/somerset/glastonbury2003/atoz/images/bianca_270.jpg" width="270" border="0" />mj before the nose job <img src="http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/11/images/michael_jackson.jpg" border="0" />

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we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.

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Hottub

04-19-2005, 05:37 PM

<img title="It's Michael!" height="501" alt="It's Michael!" src="http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/pianeta-delle-scimmie/media/Planet.jpg" width="340" border="0" /><img height="450" src="http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/11/images/michael_jackson.jpg" width="381" border="0" />

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so does that mean that it was
"THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?"
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monsterone

04-19-2005, 05:44 PM

quote: <img title="It's Michael!" height="501" alt="It's Michael!" src="http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/pianeta-delle-scimmie/media/Planet.jpg" width="340" border="0" /><img height="450" src="http://www.histar.com/mornings/starchive/2002/11/images/michael_jackson.jpg" width="381" border="0" /><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/artemisentreri/hottub.gif" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com   quite the opposite my friend. 

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we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.

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ChickenHawk

04-19-2005, 06:14 PM

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K, I dunno what kinda high horses you guys are riding on, but I'd fuck any of the women above.

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torker

04-19-2005, 06:19 PM

<img height="200" src="http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/photos/Berra_Dale.jpg" width="130" border="0" />Dale Berra

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Bulldogcakes

04-19-2005, 06:32 PM

I dunno what kinda high horses you guys are riding on, but I'd fuck any of the women aboveSure, and I'd fuck my left hand. Doesn't make it attractive. The point is their Moms are gorgeous, and they get Dad's face. And body. LOST THE LOTTERY.  

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mikeyboy

04-19-2005, 06:34 PM

Who lost the Gene Pool Lottery? Hopefully not Alkey's kid.

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monsterone

04-19-2005, 06:39 PM

quote: Sure, and I'd fuck my left hand. Doesn't make it attractive. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/bulldaogcopy.jpg" border="0" /> Does it bug you that your local pharmacy sells cigarettes and emphysema medicine?  it puts the lotion in the palm and does what it is told.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" border="1" /> we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.

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A.J.

04-19-2005, 10:56 PM

<img height="299" src="http://www.sean-lennon.com/seanandyoko.jpg" width="377" border="0" />

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Doctor Manhattan

04-20-2005, 07:54 AM

quote: <img height="240" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40726000/jpg/_40726935_willis300getty.jpg" width="300" border="0" />  The one on the left looks like she may grow up cute, the one in the middle too early to judge, the one on the right looks a little like Demi, but not in a good way, sorta like Patrick Swaze's brother who looks like Patrick but is off the mark.<img height="450" src="http://images.zap2it.com/20040706/killbill2pr/040_don_patrickswayze_killbill2.jpg" width="300" border="0" /> 

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IamFogHat

04-20-2005, 11:14 AM

Wow, usually putting someone more ugly next to you makes you look more attractive, but putting Patrick's brother next to him actually makes him look less attractive.  Wierd.

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Evilpete

04-21-2005, 08:25 AM

John Kerry's Daughter (the one that had her nips show at a film festival), she's got his horse face

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JPMNICK

04-21-2005, 08:29 AM

quote: John Kerry's Daughter (the one that had her nips show at a film festival), she's got his horse face I think they point of the thread is that you have to have 1 good looking person in the family. John Kerry looks like a melting candle and his wife is not that great looking. 

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blakjeezis

04-21-2005, 03:08 PM

Rumer (or Scout whoever is the eldest one on the right there in that pic) Willis looks like she was carved out of her father's ass.<img src="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=blakjeezis" border="0" /> If I were any better, I'd have to be twins!! INRI White people are so scared of blakjeezis INRI"Well, maybe there's a god above, but all I ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you." "When I am dead, I hope it is said: 'His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.'"

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Bulldogcakes

04-21-2005, 05:58 PM

quote: 
The
one on the left looks like she may grow up cute, the one in the middle
too early to judge, the one on the right looks a little like Demi, but
not in a good way, sorta like Patrick Swaze's brother who looks like
Patrick but is off the mark.<img width="300" height="450" border="0" src="http://images.zap2it.com/20040706/killbill2pr/040_don_patrickswayze_killbill2.jpg" /> 

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like the sibling angle. One brother/sister gets all the good genes. The
other gets DNA leftovers. Embarassing siblings. . . . . . . . Billhttp://files.db3nf.com/pictures/authors/clinton.jpg Roger, looking confused as usual. 
http://www.enterstageright.com/archive/articles/062501clintonroger.jpg 

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A.J.

04-22-2005, 12:26 AM

Roger, looking confused as usualOr coked up.

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Bulldogcakes

04-22-2005, 02:55 PM

http://www.mercedesslips.com/ASHLEY_JUDD2.JPGAshley Judd  http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/music/wynonna-judd/wynonna-judd-mugshot.jpgWynona Judd  Hard to believe these two come from the same STATE, let alone Mother.  

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