Why you gotta crowd my shit, yo?

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I hate it when Im trying to use the stalls at work to take a shit, and some douchebag has to come right into the the stall NEXT to me, when 5 other stalls are empty.&nbsp; What the fuck?&nbsp; I started doing this thing last week, I noticed that the back of my knife is the same size as the slot that can lock a bathroom stall lock, and when I go into the bathroom, I go to the last stall (&quot;my&quot; stall) and I lock the second to last stall with the back of my knife, so that if someone comes in, theyll see it locked and move on.&nbsp; <br />What is it with city guys that they feel the need to occupy a stall next to another guy? I ALWAYS would, as a curtesy, leav the space of one stall when I use a rest room.&nbsp; If I went into a bathroom and every other stall was vacant, I have to default and find another bathroom on another floor or wait till there is a one stall buffer.&nbsp; <br />Same goes for the urinal.&nbsp; City guys dont see the problem with coming right up to another guy at a urinal and using the second urinal &quot;like its nothing&quot;.&nbsp; By default again, if I had to take a piss and I come into a bathroom and there is a guy at a urinal, I always will opt for a stall as a curtesy.&nbsp; <br />Another thing I hate, but always seems to happen is some guy who is 2 heads taller than me will come right up to the second urinal while Im at the other.&nbsp; BIG no-no in my book.</p><p><font color="#ff3300" size="2">Why you gotta crowd my shit, yo? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" /></font></p>

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i'm with you on the urinals.&nbsp; the stalls don't bother me as much.&nbsp; if i'm in a stall i'm taking a shit and probably pissing someone off with the smell i'm leaving.&nbsp; if someone wants to sit next to me while its going on, more power to them.

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[MrPink]

if yer in a stall they may not know that theyre next to u. when u hear someone enter the bathroom do u make a noise so that they can know that there someone else in there? the whole thing about going to another bathroom because u have to use a stall next someone is a little much.

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[FUNKMAN]

it don't bother me too much except when they want to start playing toesies...

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[monsterone]

forgive me, but if ou&nbsp; notice or make a deal of it, you might be gay.&nbsp; i'm not talking crossing swords or any shit like that, but i do my shit and i'm out.&nbsp; same with pee pee

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<p>I agree with you SR71.</p><p>But when someone uses the urinal next to me I worry about the possibility of crossing streams.</p><p><img height="151" src="http://basalt.deviouskitty.com/random/frolixo~ghostbusters.gif" width="220" border="0" /></p>

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[LordJezo]

<p>What a big deal about nothing.</p><p>I like when there are three
urinals.&nbsp; Using the middle is my favorite.&nbsp; When another guy
I know is using one and other people in the bathroom I like to say
things like &quot;Hey Ryan, how's that infection?&nbsp; Mine seems to be
going away.&quot;</p><p>The guy inbetween us at the Short Hills mall last time I did that looked so pissed off. &nbsp;</p><p>Ha.&nbsp;</p>

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[JPMNICK]

I just want to let you know you are wrong. 3 urinals, you have to take the left or right. the middle is never the answer

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[shamus mcfitzy]

if you take the middle urinal you are a selfish human being. Because there are tons of people such as myself that will not stand an inch away from you when you are peeing. I don't like it because it just involves way too much unnecessary human contact. Screw you and your selfish bathroom habits.

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[Death Metal Moe]

IT is indeed gay.&nbsp; When I crap, I don't want anyone near me.&nbsp; It's a private moment for a filthy movement.&nbsp; As for the urinals, it's not as bad but along the same lines.&nbsp; If some jerk off took the middle of 3 urinals, I'll wait the 2 seconds and take the right or the left.&nbsp; Done.

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[SatCam]

It's worse when another guy comes up and uses the SAME urinal.

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[DeltaPin]

<p>Yeah, it pisses me off when someone uses the stall next to me when I'm taking a shit at work, but then again there are only two stalls.</p>

[Contra]

Although I admit that these things bother me slightly, it's not to the point where I won't use a stall or urinal.

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