Don't ever roll your windows down in Red Bank

[grlNIN]

<p>I was driving home from the Phoenix Theater Saturday night with some
friends when we pulled up to a red light. Normally people don't walk up
to my car at 2am unless im on call but that night my friend had the
bright idea to roll the window down and see what the guy wanted.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Guy: &quot;Youse goin'&nbsp; to WaWaaas?&quot;</p><p>Group: &quot;No&quot;</p><p>::long pause::</p><p>Guy: &quot;Don't be scared, we're all having a good time here&quot;</p><p>Group: &quot;oh look the light is green!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;::speeds off::</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now,
before i offend anyone i'd just like to say that when i was 10 i rocked
the Starter jackets but this is 2005 and anyone who owns and/or wears
one, especially in the town of Red Bank at wee hours of the night
cannot be trusted. Even if they do only want a ride to WaWaaas.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is your neighborhood watch reminding you to keep those windows up folks.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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<br>You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell</center>

[spoon]

<p>&quot;Normally people don't walk up to my car at 2am unless im on call&quot;</p><p>Hey NIN, are you one of those new fancy reverse hooker I read about in the New Yorker?</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[grlNIN]

I have to pay for college somehow.<br />


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[spoon]

If you want a good job after college brush up on your Chinese or Hindi!&nbsp; Unless this job of yours takes off of course.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[realkitalialera]

A chinese or Indi hooker??/&nbsp; thats so hot

[Tall_James]

I wasn't trying to be creepy, all I wanted from youse was a ride to WaWaaas..

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[FUNKMAN]

we rented a rowboat and went crabbing in Red Bank once... we were attacked by a thousand or so chiggers. them little fuckers bite hard

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[Iamnotatool]

<p>White people are so scared of chiggers.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is that a cigar, or a chiggar?</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

chigger - little flying black bastards that bite

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[spoon]

<p>Wait a minute.....The can fucking fly now!?</p>

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>chig&middot;ger</strong> &nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fsearch%3 Fr%3D2%26q%3Dchigger"><img alt="Audio pronunciation of "chigger"" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="display: none">(</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; color: red; border: 1px solid; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffcc">&nbsp;P&nbsp;</span><span style="display: none">)</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;<a title="Click for guide to symbols." href="http://www.ronfez.net/help/ahd4/pronkey.html" onclick="ahdpop();return false;"><strong><font color="#0033ff">Pronunciation Key</font></strong></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;(ch<img height="15" alt="" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/ibreve.gif" width="7" align="bottom" border="0" />g<img height="22" alt="" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/prime.gif" width="4" align="bottom" border="0" /><img height="15" alt="" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/schwa.gif" width="6" align="bottom" border="0" />r)<br /><em>n.</em> <ol><li>Any of various small, six-legged larvae of mites of the family Trombiculidae, parasitic on insects, humans, and other vertebrates. The chigger's bite produces a wheal that is usually accompanied by severe itching. Also called <strong>chigoe</strong><strong>, </strong><strong>harvest bug</strong><strong>, </strong><strong>harvest mite</strong><strong>, </strong><strong>jigger</strong>^{<font size="-1">2</font>}<strong>, </strong><strong>red bug</strong>. </li></ol><ol /><ol>had to add this in too being i had not a frikin clue what it meant...</ol><ol><strong>wheal</strong> &nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://secure.reference.com/premium/login.html?rd=2&u=http%3A%2F%2Fdictionary.reference.com%2Fsearch%3 Fq%3Dwheal"><img alt="Audio pronunciation of "wheal"" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/JPG/pron.jpg" border="0" /></a> <span style="display: none">(</span><span style="font-size: 7pt; color: red; border: 1px solid; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; background-color: #ffffcc">&nbsp;P&nbsp;</span><span style="display: none">)</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;<a title="Click for guide to symbols." href="http://www.ronfez.net/help/ahd4/pronkey.html" onclick="ahdpop();return false;"><strong><font color="#0033ff">Pronunciation Key</font></strong></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;(hw<img height="15" alt="" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/emacr.gif" width="7" align="bottom" border="0" />l, w<img height="15" alt="" src="http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/graphics/AHD4/GIF/emacr.gif" width="7" align="bottom" border="0" />l)<br /><em>n.</em> A small swelling on the skin, as from an insect bite, that usually itches or burns.<br /><hr width="25%" />[Probably alteration of <strong>wale</strong>.]</ol>

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[spoon]

Oh right, the bug.

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

[FUNKMAN]

you know after reading that definition i don't think the bugs that were eating us up are these 'chiggers' being it seems 'chiggers' don't fly&nbsp;...&nbsp; i would have to say these chiggers have been falsely accused and i'm trying to find out who the real perpetrators are...

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>okay! it looks like they were just called Black Flies...</p><p></p><p>Black Flies are annoying when numerous, even if they are not biting. They often fly into eyes, nose, ears and mouth. Bites cause pain and dermatitis at the site of the bite because black fly saliva is toxic. Intense itching may last several days; serious allergic reactions may occur. </p><p>Flies can discourage people from remaining in or visiting certain areas. Some recreational area in northwest New Jersey are not used to capacity because of black flies; tourists leave much earlier than they had originally planned. </p><p></p><p>we took it like men....&nbsp; screaming, pouring beer on each other being we had no repellent, and at times we'd break out into hysterical laughter watching the other guy getting his ass bit up... </p>

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[AppleBoy]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><em><font color="#000000" size="2">Don't ever roll your windows down in Red Bank</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000000" size="2">Did a guy in an orange shirt try to squeegee your car?</font></p>

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"We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,"
- Kurt Cobain

"I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."
-Homer Simpson

[DarkHippie]

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[East Side Dave]

<p>Q: What's Hellen Keller's favorite convenient store?</p><p>A: WAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAA's.</p>

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Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p><img src="http://www.jkf.org/Logos/Wawa.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I love Wawa. Their coffee's good and their gas is cheaper.</p><p>Just wish they had them in North Jersey.</p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson

<font color=black>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 4-25-05 @ 10:12 PM</font>

[monsterone]

<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><em><font color="#000000" size="2">Don't ever roll your windows down in Red Bank</font></em> </font></p><p><font color="#000000" size="2">Did a guy in an orange shirt try to squeegee your car?</font></p><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> &quot;We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder,&quot; - Kurt Cobain &quot;I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick.&quot; -Homer Simpson <p>&nbsp;</p><p>no he asked if she had ever gotten a colonoscopy.<br /></p>

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<font color="green" size="1">we're going to speak the language of love... ...and i'll probably eat her ass.</font>

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[Death Metal Moe]

How about we just all stay out of Red Bank.&nbsp; Blech.

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[FUNKMAN]

caught Grand Funk at the Count Basie in 98' on Halloween night...&nbsp;&nbsp; we all screamed and poured beer on each other then too

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[TheMojoPin]

<p>&quot;Yo-yo-YO!!!&nbsp; Give my ass a ride, you sloppy bitch!&quot;</p><p><img height="276" src="http://www.nndb.com/people/238/000027157/mewes-sized.jpg" width="209" border="0" /></p>

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1979 << On the streets of your town... >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[Contra]

Why would I be in Red Bank at 2am?

everything there closes at like 4pm doesn't it?

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Easy come easy go...Live is but a dream...See you space cowboy

[kevcala]

&quot;I wonder if <em>this</em> guys knows the commodores&quot;

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Big Ass #22981

[grlNIN]

Flying asian heroin addicts who perform bad comedy?<br />


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<br>You're solid gold, I'll see you in hell</center>

[Kevin]

<p><img height="214" src="http://www.born-today.com/Today/pix/springsteen_bruce.jpg" width="215" border="0" /></p><p>When im going to a gas station in Jesery WAAAAAWAAAAAWAAAA.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=Kevin2700" border="0" /><br />The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.

<font color=black>This message was edited by Kevin on 4-26-05 @ 4:19 PM</font>

[FUNKMAN]

one time i had my wawallet stolen at wawas in redbank... i found it the next day in the wawater

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[Duke]

<p>i have never been to a wawa's there are only Quick Checks by me</p>


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[narc]

I hear Red Bank is an Indian name meaning washed up bloody tampon on the shore.