Hairball Elvis

[Judge Smails]

<p>It's official:&nbsp; People will buy anything on ebay.</p><p>Elvis hairball sold for $127.50:</p><p><a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5572953683">http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;category=1469&amp;item=55729536 83</a></p>

"It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile.
When his shorts are too tight in the seat"

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>This is how I prefer my Elvis:</p><p><img src="http://b.im.craigslist.org/RV/xz/bK40XXs6QWNL2EH5F0ytcPVy9V0X.jpg" border="0" /></p>

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[WhistlePig]

I think that hairball looks more like abraham lincoln!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/WhistlePig/WhistlePigSig2.jpg

You don't know me man! You don't
know me man.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i didn't know Elvis was italian... what a shnozzola&nbsp; </p><p>that clump of hair looks like what i pull out of the shower drain every so often. YUCK... </p>

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