My friend and a gay man. An odd story.

[LordJezo]

Cast of characters: BRU = friend of mine, BRUs friend = some big black
man.  Easton = Easton, PA, gay man = some random gay man at a
bar.&nbsp; You might remember BRU from <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/43443/page/My_friend_met_a_girl_off_the_internet__.htm" target="_self">this story I posted a while ago</a> and he is also the one who introduced me to <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/81/Topic/44432/page/Now_that_s_a_night__.htm" target="_self">the nutcase in this thread</a>.<br />
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BRU and his friend were at a bar in Easton last weekend and some guy
comes over to&nbsp; them and BRU knows right away he is gay.&nbsp; says
he is trying to act straight but its obvious he isn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; BRU says
the guy is trying to act tough and says he is having a party at his
house and lots of girls will be there.<br />
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BRU is &quot;worried&quot; that the gay guy is trying to hit on them so him and
his friend decide to go back to the gay man&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; Yes, I know
that is the exact opposite thing any non moron would do but that is
just the start of what makes this story so totally ridiculous.<br />
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So BRU and BRU's buddy go to the this strangers house.&nbsp; They get
there and it is totally empty.&nbsp;&nbsp; BRU is worried that the guy
has taken him and his friend home to rape them and that he thinks they
want gay sex or something.<br />
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So the gay guy offers BRU and company some wine.&nbsp; Now BRU is
getting worried that the guy is trying to get them drunk so he can take
advantage of them.&nbsp; So they drink the wine and when they are
offered more wine they keep on drinking it.&nbsp; So there they are
getting drunk and scared that they are going to be taken advantage of.<br />
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For some reason the topic of piercings come up.&nbsp; BRUs friend
mentioned he has his nipples pierced. The gay guy says that's awesome
and wants to see them.&nbsp; Friend is scared that this is some sort of
way gay sex starts so he takes off his shirt and lets the gay guy start
feeling his chest.&nbsp; Now BRU is scared because next to him on the
couch some<br />
gay guy is feeling and checking out his friends chest.&nbsp; So BRU
decides to take his shirt off too.&nbsp; So now its two shirtless guys
on a couch and this gay guy feeling their chests.<br />
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Then BRU and his friend get freaked out and leave and he proceeds to
call me to let me&nbsp; now he just escaped from a sexual predator. I
am not sure he understands what he just did though.&nbsp; <br />
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It sounds like some kind of crazed dream that makes no sense at all<br />
but that is the story straight from BRU to me.&nbsp; Does anyone understand what just happened?<br />


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[mikeyboy]

<p>Hmmm.&nbsp; Some might say that by the way BRU was acting, he secretly <em>wanted</em> something to happen.</p>

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[kevcala]

The story makes more sense if you replace the words: &quot;worried&quot; and &quot;scared&quot; with &quot;excited&quot; and &quot;freaked out&quot; with &quot;cleaned up&quot;.

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Big Ass #22981

[Tall_James]

I need a shower after reading that.

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[LordJezo]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Hmmm. Some might say that by the way BRU was acting, he secretly <em>wanted</em> something to happen.</p>

<br />That's what we all
think too but at 4:30am after he got out of the gay guy's place he left
me a voice mail telling me how he was currently running away from a
sexual predator and how he was almost raped.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I dont
think he understands what he did.&nbsp; I mean, who thinks &quot;oh crap,
this guy is going to rape me.&nbsp; I&nbsp; guess I better drink his
wine and take off my shirt&quot;&nbsp;</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>sounds like they were at Michael Jacksons place...&nbsp; was the wine served in a soda can</p><p>i think these BRU guys will be playing 'hide the salami' next time</p>

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[silera]

<p><font size="1">...that is the story <strong>straight</strong> from BRU to me</font></p><p><font size="1" /></p><p><font size="1">There's nothing straight about that story.</font></p>

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[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>it's kind of fucked up that BRU and his friend got this guy all worked up and then left ... he was kind enough to let them into his house and offer beverages ...</p><p>did they even give a kiss goodbye ...?</p>

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[torker]

<p><font size="1">BRU is worried that the guy has taken him and his friend home to rape them and that he thinks they want gay sex or something.</font><br /></p><p><img height="80" src="http://www.cinebel.be/pics/105301.jpg" width="120" border="0" /></p><p>or something</p>

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[KC2OSO]

Sounds like BRU is a little curious, maybe a little naive..<br />He may want to swing by the Cartwheel over in New Hope.

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[kevcala]

This story reads like a 'choose your own adventure' book, where the your friends&nbsp;made the totally opposite choice I would have made, every time.

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Big Ass #22981

[LordJezo]

<p>Well I just got off the phone with BRU and talked to him about this story a little more.</p><p>He
is saying now that he was never 100% sure that the gay man was gay and
wanted to keep testing him, pushing the gay limits.&nbsp; He said the
exposing of the nipples was the final test to confirm his homosexuality
and when the gay man leaped towards his exposed chest he knew there was
no way he could not be gay and then decided to leave.</p><p>But even
that does not sit right with me.&nbsp; Gay testing to the point of
going home with the guy and getting topless?&nbsp; It sounds like he
was one step away from bending over and dropping his pants &quot;just to
really make sure he was gay&quot; or something.<br />
</p><p>Hmm...<br />
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[kevcala]

<p>That reminds me of an old joke:</p><p>'Two bums are walking down the street and saw a shit-like substance on the street. One bum says to the other,&quot;Is that shit?&quot;. So the first&nbsp;bum goes over&nbsp;and&nbsp;picks it up and says,&quot;It smells like shit&quot;. Then he felt it and said,&quot;It feels like shit&quot;, and finally&nbsp;he licked it, and said,&quot;It tastes like shit&quot;. So he puts&nbsp;down and says to the his friend, &quot;It is shit, thank god I didn't step in it!' </p>

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Big Ass #22981

[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gay testing to the point of going home with the guy and getting topless?&nbsp; It sounds like he was one step away from bending over and dropping his pants &quot;just to really make sure he was gay&quot; or something.</p><p>have i been missing out on something ... are men spending their time in bars, testing each other for homosexuality ...?</p><p>why doesn't your friend just go to a gay bar, where he won't have to conduct any tests,&nbsp;and save his energy for more inportant things ...</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>He is saying now that he was never 100% sure that the gay man was gay and wanted to keep testing him, pushing the gay limits.</p><p>It wasn't until I was wiping Man Mustard off my butt cheeks that I KNEW the guy was gay.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This is rediculous.</p>

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[SatCam]

<p>Jez, my friend, we are all a bit concerned about you.&nbsp; This BRU guy... are you sure he is real?&nbsp; All your stories sound very interesting, but there are other ways to get attention.&nbsp; I strongy advise you see a doctor ASAP.&nbsp; We are here for you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/surrender.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /></p>

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[torker]

<p>BRU wouldn't know gay if it came in his mouth.</p><p><img height="294" src="http://www.outuk.com/images/gayguys.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Jez, my friend, we are all a bit concerned about you.</p><p>Careful with that word ALL Satcam.</p>

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[HBox]

The joke's on him, I'm not gay! Hyuck hyuck hyuck.<br />


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[LordJezo]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Jez, my friend, we are all a bit concerned about you.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Careful with that word ALL Satcam.</p><a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/"><br />
</a><br />Hey!&nbsp; Where's the love?<br />


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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><br />Hey! Where's the love?<br />[/quote]<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dripping off your chin, LJ. &nbsp;</p><blockquote />

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[monsterone]

<p><img src="http://www.outuk.com/images/gayguys.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>i really have to go gay if you get ripped like that.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but always remember lj, it doesn't make you gay as long as you don't push back.</p>

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