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PanterA
05-06-2005, 02:09 PM
<p>So today I was waiting to cross Bell blvd. The light was green for the cars, but there were no cars on the first side of the street. So the 5 people waiting on the corner, including myself, decided to cross half the street and wait on the island in the middle for the other side to be clear. So we all get to the island in the middle and stop, except this one 15 year old girl who is yapping away on her cell phone. I look to see a car doing about 45 mph coming right for her. The other bastards just stand there and gasp when they see what's about to happen, but not me. I lunged out and grap this girl by the back of her jacket and pull her in JUST as the car flys by. She then proseed to give the car the finger and screams &quot;FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!&quot; I swear to God I wanted to throw this idiot back into traffic. She was the one not watching where she's going. On top of it, she then runs away and yells out &quot;Thanks!&quot;.</p><p>What the hell is wrong with people?</p><p>Hopefully this helps me with God and stops all the bad things that happen to me.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
05-06-2005, 02:13 PM
<p>I wasn't going THAT fast.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sorry, had to say it before someone else did.</p>

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Snoogans
05-06-2005, 02:17 PM
you shoulda let the car hit her so there would be one less dumb bitch to have dumb kids<br />


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Death Metal Moe
05-06-2005, 02:24 PM
Well anyway, that's a good thing you did.&nbsp; If she got hit, you'd have been there for HOURS with the police and maybe even have had to go to court to testify in the future as a witness.&nbsp; Gay.

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Snoogans
05-06-2005, 02:27 PM
yea but moe, now in the future someone will have to do this again to
HER 15 year old kid cause he was raised by this mensa member<br />


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Snoogans
05-06-2005, 02:29 PM
i know it sounds fuckin mean but, imagine this bitch gets her license,
and now she is driving down the street yappin on her phone, doesnt pay
attention to the RED light she has and blows it and hits 3 kids in an
intersection who were properly crossing. thats the kinda shit thats
gonna happen<br />


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mdr55
05-06-2005, 02:30 PM
I save lives everyday. It's part of the job. But sometimes the people I save don't want to be saved. Go figure.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" /><br />

FUNKMAN
05-06-2005, 02:31 PM
<p>man, you'll find any excuse to grab some chick<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>actually that was quick thinking and a humane thing to do... nice job!</p>

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Death Metal Moe
05-06-2005, 02:36 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">i know it sounds fuckin mean but, imagine this bitch gets her license, and now she is driving down the street yappin on her phone, doesnt pay attention to the RED light she has and blows it and hits 3 kids in an intersection who were properly crossing. thats the kinda shit thats gonna happen</font></p><p><img height="388" src="http://www.startrek.cz/startrek/dily/obrazky/28-3.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 5-6-05 @ 6:38 PM</font>

Snoogans
05-06-2005, 02:36 PM
<p>am i the only person who believes that shit like that has to happen?</p><p> </p><p>let
me make my full point. if a car jumps the curb and is headed for the
girl, by all means, pull her back, she didnt do anything.</p><p> </p><p>but
come on, i occasionally cross streets when there is a green light cause
no cars are coming. if i was crossing when they had the green and i got
hit by a car, thats my fault and no one else's. this was this girls
fault. im not knocking you pants, you reacted and did a noble thing in
the realm of society, and its definately commendable. </p><p>but i
dont wanna have people sit here and say what a tragedy it would have
been because, in actuallity, is it really tragic if somebody basically
kills themselves? its a choice. if someone walked up and shot you in
the head, thats a fuckin tragedy. if someone shot themselves in the
head, thats a choice they made, and im not gonna feel bad for them</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you
know who i woulda felt bad for had this happen, the driver. the driver
woulda had to spend the rest of their lives feeling sorry and dealing
with the fact they killed a 15 year old girl when it was cause she
basically stepped in front of the car. even though it wouldnt have been
the drivers fault, there is no way they wouldnt have felt bad. shit
thats the type of shit that scares people so much they never drive
again&nbsp;</p>

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<font color=black>This message was edited by Snoogans on 5-6-05 @ 6:39 PM</font>

Death Metal Moe
05-06-2005, 02:39 PM
I understand your point Snoogs, but let's not debate who is worth saving in Pantera's thread about doing a good thing for some future hose bag.

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Snoogans
05-06-2005, 02:41 PM
no i know that, like i said what he did was one of the greatest things
someone can do. all im sayin is i dont wanna see everybody else talk
about how shitty it woulda been otherwise, thats all<br />


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PanterA
05-06-2005, 02:44 PM
hose bags need saving too.

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kevcala
05-06-2005, 05:15 PM
<p>Are they gonna change your mod quote now?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Good job on the cat like reflexes.</p>

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torker
05-06-2005, 06:47 PM
<p>Are they gonna change your mod quote now?</p><p>Do you see what he did there?</p><p>booyah!</p>

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FUNKMAN
05-06-2005, 08:37 PM
<p>the girl you saved just got in touch with me, she wrote you a poem...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And someone saved my life tonight sugar bear<br />You almost had your hooks in me didn't you dear<br />You nearly had me roped and tied<br />Altar-bound, hypnotized<br />Sweet freedom whispered in my ear<br />You're a butterfly<br />And butterflies are free to fly<br />Fly away, high away, bye bye<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>you&nbsp;sugar bear&nbsp;you!</p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig_funkmanstill.jpg" border="0" />

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TheMojoPin
05-06-2005, 08:38 PM
<p>Jesus, Snoogans...smoke your fucking peace pipe.</p><p>Between this shit and the argument with fezident over the boy bands, you're gonna pop a vein in your forehead.</p>

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torker
05-06-2005, 08:40 PM
<p>you&nbsp;sugar bear&nbsp;you!</p><p><img height="310" src="http://www.funnymatt.com/images/fag.gif" width="216" border="0" /></p>

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FUNKMAN
05-06-2005, 08:43 PM
<p>yeak okay porker, or is that dorker?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-07-2005, 04:38 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>So
today I was waiting to cross Bell blvd.</p><p>GET THE FUCK OUT! WERE YOU WORKING? ARE YOU MY MAILMAN?! I'm up by the bridge. &nbsp;</p><p>I lunged out and grap this girl by the back of her
jacket and pull her in JUST as the car flys by. She then proseed to
give the car the finger and screams &quot;FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING!!&quot; I swear to God I wanted to throw this idiot back into
traffic. She was the one not watching where she's going. On top of it,
she then runs away and yells out &quot;Thanks!&quot;</p><p>Reminds
me of something that happened to me. I'm walking out of a store in the
city and some tool riding a bike on the SIDEWALK slams into me. </p><p>I'm perplexed, I'm in pain, and the piece of shit yells at me &quot;Watch were you're walking!&quot;</p><p>So
I take a swing at him, miss, he spits at me and runs away. I get in my
car and follow him up the road. I get in front of him double park and
hide between a car. Just as he passes by, I knock him off his bike.
He's fuckin terrified, has no idea how I got there, gets back on his
bike and runs away. &nbsp;</p><br />
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Bulldogcakes
05-07-2005, 04:41 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>you shoulda let the car hit her so there would be one less dumb bitch to have dumb kids<br />


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saving WAY too many children. The kid that swallows the marbles,
doesn't grow up to have more children. Think of it as Passive
Eugenics&quot;&nbsp;</p><blockquote />

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newport king
05-07-2005, 06:37 PM
this kind of reminds me of a time i was drag racing on <font size="1">Francis Lewis Blvd and some asshole came running into the street to buy a fucking soda.</font>

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monsterone
05-07-2005, 07:22 PM
<p>shame on you pants; survival of the fitest.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i once woke up in a river after falling in after a black out; falling asleep next to a tree.&nbsp; the next morning i woke up in my friend's cabin, passed out in the bathrooom, w/ the door locked, with hot water pouring over my walet in the sink.</p><p>and don't get me started on how many times i sould have died.</p>

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furie
05-07-2005, 08:39 PM
i hope you realize that you've hurt the human race by allowing this cow
to live. she'll breed and bring us all down in a century or two.
Evolution must be served.<br />



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kevcala
05-07-2005, 09:05 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>this kind of reminds me of a time i was drag racing on <font size="1">Francis Lewis Blvd and some asshole came running into the street to buy a fucking soda.</font> <br />Serves that guy right, he should have stayed on his own side of the street and eaten an icicle instead to quench his thirst.

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