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Bulldogcakes
05-07-2005, 03:28 AM
<p>Well, its come to this. Our season is on the verge of being
unsalvageable, so we must do what all Yankee fans do at times like
these. Offer a prayer to the Great Bambino. </p><p>http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/180px-Babe_Ruth.jpg&nbsp;</p><p>Please include a lit candle with your prayer offering. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Oh
great and mighty Bambino, please help these confused bastards to play
good baseball, to stop trying to hit 5 run Homers, and to throw pitches
somewhere near the strike zone<br />
</p><p>Also, grant Mikeyboy the wisdom not to lock this thread &nbsp;</p><p>And if you have time, please give Snoogans a bad case of Hemmorhiods</p><p>We ask this in the name of the Bambino, Amen&quot;</p><p>http://www.tametheweb.com/ttwblog/archives/candle.jpg&nbsp;</p>

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DarkHippie
05-07-2005, 06:19 AM
I humbly offer this plate of Nathan's Hot Dogs that you might teach Luis Sojo the proper time to send a runner home

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05-07-2005, 06:27 AM
<p>Oh Bambino.</p><p>Please accept this offering of a case of <strong>Reingold<sup>&reg;</sup></strong> in retun for a closer.</p><p>Amen.</p>

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Snoogans
05-07-2005, 06:31 AM
oh bambino, please accept this 6 pack and hooker to NOT listen to these fools<br />


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ADF
05-07-2005, 06:32 AM
Maybe if George drops another two hundred mill you might get a team with some chemistry.&nbsp; <br />


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Tall_James
05-07-2005, 06:42 AM
<p>Can the Bambino Prayer overcome the A-Rod Curse?&nbsp; I say thee nay.</p>

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05-07-2005, 07:07 AM
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05-07-2005, 07:45 AM
Does anyone think the Bambino went back to his old team?

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05-07-2005, 09:15 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Can the Bambino Prayer overcome the A-Rod Curse?&nbsp; I say thee nay.</p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james" border="0" /><br /><a href="http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com/" target="blank">The Cheese-Eating Bird</a> Its the curse of Mattingly TJ. He rejoind the team with some sort of scouting or somthing in 2001. Thats when yhey started not winning again. He came in 79 the year after they won. And left in 95 the year before they started winning again. SO its all him.<br />

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TheGameHHH
05-07-2005, 09:16 AM
DarkHippie, that was hysterical.......good ol' &quot;Send 'em home Sojo&quot;

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Bulldogcakes
05-07-2005, 03:35 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Maybe if George drops another two hundred mill you might get a team with some chemistry. <br />


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Bulldogcakes
05-07-2005, 03:45 PM
<p>&quot;Thank you, oh mighty Bambino, for the blessing of Mussina and his complete game shutout. Thanks be to Babe.<br />
</p><p>We now need you to summon up ALL your mighty power over heaven
and earth, and help the useless shithead Kevin Brown get through the
first two innings tomorrow. </p><p>I know this is alot to ask, so I offer you a lit candle AND Marilyn Monroe. We ask this in the name of the Bambino, amen&quot;<br />
</p><p><img border="0" src="http://stellargraffiti.com/My%20Pictures/Tq%20Candle.jpg" /></p><p>BTW Babe, How's Snoogans hemmorhoids coming along? Any progress?<br />
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torker
05-07-2005, 06:23 PM
<p>Maybe a human sacrifice bunt?</p><p><img height="287" src="http://www.swt.edu/~rw04/intro/introduction/images/aztec_human_sacrifice.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p>

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torker
05-07-2005, 06:31 PM
<p>put Jesus in the line-up</p><p><img height="209" src="http://www.theseventhgame.com/playerimages/alou_jesus.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

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torker
05-07-2005, 06:33 PM
<p>or the bullpen</p><p><img height="228" src="http://members.aol.com/mac349/images/jesus%20saves.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em><font size="1">and scene</font></em></p>

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Tazz
05-07-2005, 07:14 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Maybe if George drops another two hundred mill you might get a team with some chemistry. <br />


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</a><br /><img border="0" src="http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/8x10s/giambi.jpg" /><p> </p><p>&quot;Chemistry? My whole problem is I STOPPED using chemistry, now I'm no longer a major league ballplayer&quot; </p><p> </p><br /><br />
<p> </p><p>Ok, that cracked me up. </p>

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HBox
05-07-2005, 07:18 PM
<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:
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<p>&quot;Thank you, oh mighty Bambino, for the blessing of Mussina and his complete game shutout. Thanks be to Babe.<br />
</p>
<p>We now need you to summon up ALL your mighty power over heaven
and earth, and help the useless shithead Kevin Brown get through the
first two innings tomorrow. </p>
<p>I know this is alot to ask, so I offer you a lit candle AND Marilyn Monroe. We ask this in the name of the Bambino, amen&quot;<br />
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<p>BTW Babe, How's Snoogans hemmorhoids coming along? Any progress?<br />
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A.J.
05-08-2005, 01:54 AM
<p>&quot;Oh Great Bambino, keep up the good work.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p><p><img height="292" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/225px-Babe_Ruth_Red_Sox.JPEG" width="225" border="0" /></p>

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Heavy
05-08-2005, 06:05 AM
Oh wise beautiful Bambino, please take a moment and curse Kevin Brown with some sort of cancer that would allow the mighty Yankee franchise to dump his ass and have thier insurance policy cover the remaining cash owed to him.&nbsp; Please, almighty God of all sports played with a bat,&nbsp;bless the members of this proud team so that they will know you dont make the first or last out at 3rd base!&nbsp; Bless the arms of our pitchers and the eyes of our hitters so that they may not falter during combat and make it harder for Yankee fans to face the many haters at work the following day.&nbsp; This we ask of you, oh handsome, loving, kind Bambino.&nbsp; Amen

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torker
05-08-2005, 10:21 AM
<p><font size="1"> please take a moment and curse Kevin Brown with some sort of cancer </font></p><p>That reminds me...Happy Mother's Day!!!</p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-08-2005, 06:51 PM
<p>Wow! This threads working better than I thought it would.</p><p>Thank
you all powerful and loving Bambino, god of all things Baseball. Thank
you for the Kevin Brown miracle. All things are possible with you.
Praise be to Babe, Amen.&nbsp; <br />
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Duke
05-09-2005, 05:03 PM
<p>ooh mighty bambino here is another nathans hot dog </p><p> </p><p>please give Randy Johnson back his Velocity... </p>

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Heavy
06-06-2005, 07:07 PM
<p>Oh Blessed, gorgeous, beautiful, handsome Bambino, I turn to you once again in despaerate times, to ask for your blessings at the plate for the great Yankee players.&nbsp; May they work out walks, hit with power and beat out infield grounders for base hits.&nbsp; I ask this of you great one, because they aint scoring for shit lately.&nbsp; May the pitching be firmer then it has been recently and I ask for a few 7 inning performances from our starters in the near furture.&nbsp; We thank you wise Bambino for the blessings of Cano and Wang and may then become great Yankees in the coming years.&nbsp; Amen</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="83" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:nqa7qOPLGlUJ:www.astrosurf.com/dearden/Web%2520Pages/Historical%2520Page/Candle%2520spectrum.jpg" width="127" border="0" /></p>

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East Side Dave
06-06-2005, 07:13 PM
I offer you midgets, Mr. Ruth, whom I heard you used to &quot;get a kick out of,&quot; and I offer you candy and whiskey and who-ahs and more whiskey and puppies and ice cream.

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DarkHippie
06-07-2005, 06:30 AM
i beseech you oh mighty Bambino with this bottle of corn whisky, please teach Randy Johnson how to pitch again

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Bulldogcakes
06-24-2005, 05:09 PM
<p>Oh Great one, sorry to bother you again. But these clowns really
need you. Pedro's mowing us down, and we just lost 3 of 4 to the Devil
rays. Please help us, oh mighty and all powerful one. We ask this in the
name of the Babe, amen.<br />
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Did you ever get around to giving Snoogans Hemmorhoids? If you dont
mind, please give Spoon something worse. Something that will make him
unable to type. I dunno, carpal tunnel or some shit. Thanks be to
Babe. </p>


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AppleBoy
06-25-2005, 06:35 AM
<p>George Herman Ruth, the Sultan of Swat, we ask that you not be offended when Mike Piazza bounces a grand slam off your plaque this afternoon.</p><p>We humbly&nbsp;petition&nbsp;you&nbsp;to grant Yankee fans the wisdom to know that Rodriguez and Jeter cannot make up for a lousy pitching staff, serenity as they accept the fact that they are rooting for a mediocre team this year and peace as they watch the Mets and Red Sox play in the post season while the Yankees fight for tee times with the Phillies and Braves.</p><p>We ask this in the name of the Bambino.&nbsp; Amen.</p><p><img height="176" src="http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4663423/GG883XXXXX-Votive.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

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06-25-2005, 06:44 AM
<p>Oh Babe, with Glavine going against Henn tonight, some would say&nbsp;our chances are, unlike you, rather slim. But you are our fat man of hope- and slim odds mean nothing to us. I offer you the finest Cuban cigar in all the land plus an Asian &quot;massage therapist.&quot; </p><p><img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> <em><font color="#ff0000">Big Ass Mafia</font></em> <font color="#000080"><em>Click</em> <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a><em>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!</em></font></p>

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06-25-2005, 07:10 AM
<p><em>I offer him cigar, rum. He will come. </em></p><p><em><img height="282" src="http://www.blackcatcigars.com/bchonduranbig.jpg" width="175" border="0" /><img height="278" src="http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/e/unbranded-el-dorado-white-rum-70cl-bottle.jpg" width="150" border="0" /><br /></em></p>

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Snoogans
06-25-2005, 07:17 AM
I wouldnt leave that &quot;RUM&quot; sittin around out here with this bunch<br />


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06-25-2005, 10:30 AM
Ah Jesus, I like him very much........but he no help with curveball. <br />


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Snoogans
06-25-2005, 10:33 AM
YOU TRYIN TO SAY JESUS CHRIST CANT HIT A CURVEBALL?<br />


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spoon
06-25-2005, 10:51 AM
<p>I simply ask that you give Mikeyboy the strength and wisdom to lock this gay ass thread and give all of BC's requests for others to his mother.</p>

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TheGameHHH
06-25-2005, 11:19 AM
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06-25-2005, 11:22 AM
He's quoting Major League H.

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06-25-2005, 11:26 AM
Are you retarded or failing at being sarcastic? S<br />


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spoon
06-25-2005, 01:25 PM
<p>what chu talkin bout!</p>

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Bulldogcakes
10-10-2005, 07:10 PM
<p>Oh mighty Bambino, we your loyal servants need you now like never
before. We have 6 outs left and no clutch hitters anywhere. Please save
us, Oh mighty Bambino. We ask this in the name of the Babe, amen</p><p><img width="500" height="326" border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/entries/88000/88206hmOL_w.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

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10-10-2005, 07:49 PM
<p>Sorry, the Bambino was passed out drunk on top of three clap-ridden whores and was unable to hear your prayers.&nbsp; Please try again next year. </p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin" border="0" /> <br />Dancing with the women at the bar... &lt;&lt; He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais &gt;&gt; &quot;You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad...&quot;

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10-10-2005, 07:49 PM
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DJEvelEd
10-11-2005, 06:44 AM
<p>He can't answer. The Bambino is busy being struck out by the Negro League pitchers in Heaven. He is AWFUL when he&nbsp;faces REAL pitching. The Black Jesus points &amp; laughs!</p>

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10-11-2005, 06:59 AM
Next year, we have to make the offerings thread to Phil Rizzuto, even though he's not dead.

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10-11-2005, 05:44 PM
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XMRonFez
10-12-2005, 07:38 PM
<p>I didn't want to speak out of fear of pissing of The Babe. I had to wait. The Babe's Curse is over... I'm thinking offerings should be made to Billy Martin...</p><p><img height="545" src="http://users.rowan.edu/~fleischner/Yankees/RetiredNumbers/BillyMartin.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p>

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mikeyboy
10-12-2005, 07:41 PM
Well, honestly, if you're putting together a team of drunken Yankee party boys for a new curse, you're going to have to add Mantle.&nbsp;

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Snoogans
10-12-2005, 07:45 PM
<p><font size="0" face="verdana" color="black"> The Bambino is busy being
struck out by the Negro League pitchers in Heaven. He is AWFUL when
he&nbsp;faces REAL pitching. The Black Jesus points &amp; laughs!</font></p><p>if
that was the case, that the real pitching is black people, why arent
all the dominating pitchers black? You act like no one who was white
could have been as good of a pitcher? How many homers did Barry hit off
non black pitchers? Id guess like 95%. Relax with your crying.&nbsp;</p>

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DJEvelEd
10-16-2005, 07:10 AM
<p>The darker you get, you get&nbsp;that extra ass muscle that helps the release off the mound. Haven't you ever seen&nbsp;a sister that you could rest&nbsp;a&nbsp;drink on her ass? It's nice on a chick, but on a ball player that ass is worth millions.</p><p>Babe Ruth had no such ass muscle.</p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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10-16-2005, 08:23 AM
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DJEvelEd
10-16-2005, 04:11 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Babe Ruth's leg:&nbsp; </p><p><strong><font color="#000000">1.) Peroneus Longus Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">2.) Gastrocnemius Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">3.) Soleus Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">4.) Peroneus Brevis Muscle</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="321" src="http://www.bigdrunkenbear.com/images/wa_muscles_posterior_3.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A Negro Pitcher's leg:</p><p><strong><font color="#000000">1.) Peroneus Longus Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">2.) Gastrocnemius Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">3.) Soleus Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">4.) Peroneus Brevis Muscle</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000000">5.) Blackicus Fasticus Muscle</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="321" src="http://www.bigdrunkenbear.com/images/blackmuscle.jpg" width="100" border="0" /></p>

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