The People Upstairs

[PanterA]

<p>My&nbsp;neighbors upstairs have a son, about 12 years old. He's fat and he's a fucking nutcase. The kid runs around the house jumping off of furnature. Breaking shit in his house. He's ALWAYS fighting with his mother. Screaming like a fucking lunitic. He's a fucking pshyco!</p><p>Anyway, right now he is having a huge fight with his mom. I can hear them yelling, running around the house. Which by the way sounds WORSE then thunder. Just constant banging ALL THE TIME. Well, they are really at it right now. At least 15 minutes now. I can hear here squilling tring to catch this kid and lay a beat down on him. So I guess this kid said fuck it and just bolted out the door. His mother went screaming out into the neighborhood. These people are nuts. They have to go.</p>

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[grlNIN]

<p>The mom next door to the right of me chews her husband and kids out
every other day it seems like. At first i didn't believe my brother
telling me about it but then i went into his room to get something and
heard her. I was shocked cause she's small and seems nice but i guess i
was wrong.<br />
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The people to the left of me have a toddler and it's always crying at insane hours.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Shitty.&nbsp;</p>

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[torker]

<p>reminds me of when I was a fat 12 year old fuck</p><p>except for the potentially homicidal postman living downstairs</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Here's what you do. Tonight around midnight, turn your gas on and
open all your vents. Then go sleep in a local motel. They dont have any
CO2 detectors, do they? If so, remove the batteries the day before. </p><p>And dont feel bad, its completely painless. &nbsp;</p>

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[HBox]

Ask them if you can use their
toilet because yours is being fixed, and leave them an good ole upper
decker. It's the punishment that keeps on
punishing!<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<p>you just reminded me of my friend Ken... when we were about 16 i was standing on the corner and i saw him trotting down the block. he gave me a quick nod and kept going. next thing i see is his Dad&nbsp;in a fast paced walk. his dad picks up a bottle and&nbsp;throws it at Ken and calls him a son of a bitch. Ken trotted away and his Dad went back home...</p><p>just a day in a life&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

Give them some of those beg bugs I here are going around.

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[sr71blackbird]

The people above me have their daughter visit every weekend and the little kids are fucking bouncing off the wall when they are there running back and forth and seeming to stomp right above my bathroom light fixture, casuing it to make a racket.&nbsp; Then there is the mystery sound not unlike a large wooden ball being rolled about.&nbsp;

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[high fly]

<p>Now that the weather is warmer, my next door neighbor is amusing me with the same dumbass he amused me with all <em>last </em>summer.</p><p>The dumb shit comes out to cut the grass, see?</p><p>First he brings out a boom box at the end of a string of extension cords hooked together, playing the classic rock station, and sets it on a well cover. Then he&nbsp;fires up the lawn mower and goes around the house, cutting grass, unable to hear the boom box. When he's done cutting the grass, he puts away the lawn mower, turns off the boom box, and gathers up the extension cords as he goes back into the house.</p><p>He's done this twice so far in '05.</p><p>I'm waiting for him to do dumbass move#2 when he cuts the grass.</p><p>He did this one several times last year. What he would do is set up the boom box as described above, then go back in the house for a tall glass of iced tea, take a long sip just before starting the lawn mower, and putting the glass down on the well cover next to the boom box.</p><p>So he then proceeds to blast grass clippings into his tall&nbsp;glass of iced tea. </p><p>Every fuckin' time he cut the grass last summer, the eediot would cut the grass, turn off the lawn mower, go over to his tall glass of iced tea, look into it with puzzlement, and dump it out angrily, before gathering up the extension cords and the boom box and going back inside while I try not to laugh because I'm watching it all about 30 feet away.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>&quot; and they ask me why I drink&quot; <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/highflysig.jpg" border="0" /> Big ups to sex bomb baby Katylina (LHOOQ) for the sig!

<font color=black>This message was edited by high fly on 5-8-05 @ 3:58 AM</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Jesus highfly.&nbsp; That's not a passing observation, you're sitting there watching this guy's every move for what seems hours on end at times.&nbsp; That's fucking creepy bro. </p><p><img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>

<font color=black>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 5-8-05 @ 11:43 AM</font>