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WNEWstinks

05-08-2005, 03:42 AM

I'm a lifeguard at a pool in a gym. So yesterday and old lady maybe 6-7 had a cramp in her upper leg. Holy s, never was I under so much stress.

I was almost going to call 911, just so I didn't have to tuch her. I wound up rubbing out the cramp. The things I'd do to help out others.

I'M GETTING A BIG ASS!!!

A.J.

05-08-2005, 04:28 AM

and old lady maybe 6-7 You think 6 or 7 is "old"?

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05-08-2005, 04:28 AM

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Death Metal Moe

05-08-2005, 07:45 AM

Yea, he got her phone number.  She's so old it was 3.

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FUNKMAN

05-08-2005, 08:40 AM

if she just had a cramp in her leg why were you giving her 'mouth to mouth'?old ladies need lovin too like anybody

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Duke

05-08-2005, 01:32 PM

thanks for sharing new"tune in next week when new has to rub an old ladys butt" 

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Kevin

05-08-2005, 01:52 PM

Im Sure Mr Pink would be proud........

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05-08-2005, 02:31 PM

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WNEWstinks

05-08-2005, 03:11 PM

quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">quote:<hr color="cococo" align="left">and old lady maybe 6-7 <hr color="cococo" align="left">You think 6 or 7 is "old"?

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<center>Red Sox Nation</center><hr color="cococo" align="left"> Begin your response here...Woops, I ment 6-7 years old.

I'M GETTING A BIG ASS!!!

kevcala

05-08-2005, 03:16 PM

quote: quote:  quote: and old lady maybe 6-7  You think 6 or 7 is "old"?  Begin your response here...Woops, I ment 6-7 years old. I'M GETTING A BIG ASS!!! Are you sure you didn't mean 6-7? 

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sr71blackbird

05-08-2005, 05:39 PM

The title of the thread is "I had to rub an old lady's leg yesterday" and now your saying she was 6 to 7 years old??  I dont get it..at first I thought you were trying to say she was 6 foot 7!  Very confusing!  Are you sure you know what your saying??? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" />

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DJEvelEd

05-08-2005, 05:53 PM

That wasn't a lumpy leg, that was her colostomy bag fool!

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FUNKMAN

05-08-2005, 05:55 PM

if it was a cramp in the leg then why were you pressing on her chest?

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DJEvelEd

05-08-2005, 06:01 PM

if it was a cramp in the leg then why were you pressing on her chest?  Probably CPR Funk. Always keep a defibrillator nearby whan banging a senior citizen...   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" />

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Snoogans

05-08-2005, 06:05 PM

im pretty sure his dumbass meant 60-70. the fact he fucked it up twice the exact same way confirms what we thought all along. can someone get this guy a golden helmet 

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WNEWstinks

05-08-2005, 07:36 PM

No, I ment 65-75. The 5 on my keyboard has to be pressed down hard.

I had the Gimpy McGimperson helmet twice.

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Bulldogcakes

05-09-2005, 02:54 AM

This act is getting old. Like 6-7 years old 

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sr71blackbird

05-09-2005, 03:56 PM

So your 5 button is fucked up and we are suppose to assume what you mean?  This doesnt strike you as odd???

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torker

05-09-2005, 03:59 PM

F-I-V-E

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spoon

05-10-2005, 12:01 AM

This guy has to be your long lost brother Snoogans!  He should have his own website too.The big yellow one is still the sun.

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drizzle

05-10-2005, 01:31 AM

Here, rub this. 

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Death Metal Moe

05-10-2005, 01:36 PM

quote: This guy has to be your long lost brother Snoogans!  He should have his own website too.The big yellow one is still the sun.<img src="http://members.aol.com/dxixrxt/spoon2.jpg" border="0" /> Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor! With whale cancer! F yeah! Jesus.  Spoon really has it out for Snoogs lately. 

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