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Gvac

05-16-2005, 09:24 AM

These foul creatures are an infestation on humanity and should be exterminated immediately, if not sooner. Their chirping, singing, and shitting all over the place are more than an annoyance, it's criminal.

Moreover, anyone who keeps one of these flying cockroaches as a pet and lets them soar around their house should be committed to an insane asylum.

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torker

05-16-2005, 09:26 AM

Rodan was cool<img height="267" src="http://www.stellers-park.com/webjournal/2004/Summer/Rodan/Rodan1.jpg" width="360" border="0" />

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TheMojoPin

05-16-2005, 09:31 AM

Lousy day of webslinging, Gvac?<img height="738" src="http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManB/Large/AmazSpid48.JPG" width="486" border="0" />

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FUNKMAN

05-16-2005, 03:47 PM

i'd have to agree Gvac, they are very FOWL....

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Bulldogcakes

05-16-2005, 04:09 PM

quote:These
foul creatures are an infestation on humanity and should be
exterminated immediately, if not sooner. Their chirping, singing, and
shitting all over the place are more than an annoyance, it's criminal.
Moreover, anyone who keeps one of these flying cockroaches as a pet and
lets them soar around their house should be committed to an insane
asylum. [/quote] Amen.
My Brother's wife has one and the fuckin thing might as well be nails
on a chalkboard. They have no personality, they're no fun at all, all
they do is annoy you. Sort of like Mojo, but with wings. One
time I had my dog with me, and she kept trying to attack the thing.
Normally, I'd be upset at her. But took her home and gave her a steak
and a big kiss on the head. 
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sr71blackbird

05-16-2005, 04:11 PM

I only hate the ones that shit on my clean grey car!  My chickens are cool.  The only one I want to blast out of the sky with my 12 guage is the fucking hawk that took the nicest chicken we had!

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 04:19 PM

i'd have to agree Gvac, they are very FOWL....I disagree I find them quite feasant**!! **(rhymes with pleasant)**** ****(i apologize) 

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Bulldogcakes

05-16-2005, 04:24 PM

If you have to explain it . . . . . .  . 

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 04:26 PM

feasant rhymes with pleasant

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torker

05-16-2005, 04:27 PM

Hey BDC...<img height="288" src="http://www.code7r.org/inquiz/0602/images/blake20.jpg" width="210" border="0" />

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 04:35 PM

-peasant also rhymes with pleasant, i suppose, but than I'd have to wait for a thread about the feudal system and that'd be one long wait, sister!

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Bulldogcakes

05-16-2005, 04:45 PM

quote:Hey BDC...  Torker rhymes with  .  . . BLOW ME! 
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torker

05-16-2005, 04:52 PM

(channeling funkman)Like I give a hoot.

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 04:55 PM

This thread should be ill-eagle!

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torker

05-16-2005, 04:59 PM

this is unbelievagull

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 05:02 PM

If I won the lottery I'd be ostrich!

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Reephdweller

05-16-2005, 05:04 PM

Fucking birds are fowl!I hate them, they're like rats with wings.

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torker

05-16-2005, 05:06 PM

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sr71blackbird

05-16-2005, 05:08 PM

This threads hard to SWALLOW<img height="183" src="http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/swallow_tcm3-22261.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 05:09 PM

In school we would write on the blackboard with ch-hawk!

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torker

05-16-2005, 05:11 PM

there was this guy Jay...well, BDC blue jay

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 05:15 PM

When it ran out of ink I threw my penguin the trash!

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Bulldogcakes

05-16-2005, 05:18 PM

Wow, am I slow. Robert Blake was flipping me the "Bird".I need to stop playin with my Cockatoo 
    


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Death Metal Moe

05-16-2005, 05:24 PM

<img src="http://www.tysonfoodsinc.com/foodservice/products/images/185x170/ovenRoast.jpg" border="0" />THis kind of bird is honkey dory with Moe.

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Reephdweller

05-16-2005, 05:26 PM

What to you folks know anyway, you're all just pheasants.

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FUNKMAN

05-16-2005, 05:29 PM

you just have to know when to DUCKhahahahaha, quacks me up

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East Side Dave

05-16-2005, 05:29 PM

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MrPink

05-16-2005, 06:32 PM

if you hate birds so much, why don't you help cut down on the bird population and shoot them?

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EffMeBoobs

05-16-2005, 11:15 PM

I went to the PARk today and found a ROTing apple. 

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ChickenHawk

05-16-2005, 11:20 PM

What happens if I post in this thread?

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05-16-2005, 11:24 PM

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TheMojoPin

05-17-2005, 07:26 AM

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Gvac

05-17-2005, 09:10 AM

I'll make one exception; birds of prey are pretty cool.

And I tried in vain to find the Far Side strip that states the same.

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TheMojoPin

05-17-2005, 12:34 PM

Like maybe a....FALCON?!?<img height="500" src="http://www.collectablekingdom.com/images/RA38273lg.jpg" width="710" border="0" />

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TheMojoPin

05-17-2005, 12:35 PM

Gvac, does this also mean you hate dinosaurs by default, too?

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Wormwood

05-17-2005, 01:15 PM

quote: These foul creatures are an infestation on humanity and should be exterminated immediately, if not sooner. Their chirping, singing, and shitting all over the place are more than an annoyance, it's criminal. Moreover, anyone who keeps one of these flying cockroaches as a pet and lets them soar around their house should be committed to an insane asylum. move to southern california and you'll miss them by the end of the first week. 

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FUNKMAN

05-17-2005, 01:26 PM

these birds eat alot of nasty bugs and keep the balance of nature,,,,,,balancing

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Neogoon

05-19-2005, 10:40 AM

<img width="400" height="271" border="0" src="http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120201/4" />  We're in this for the species, boys and girls. It's simple numbers. They have more.

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Knowledged_one

05-19-2005, 10:52 AM

What about famous new york knick and the man who scored the Miami Heat franchises first points:  Rory Sparrow?

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CHUCKWAGONCOOK

12-10-2008, 08:33 PM

When I LOok at theSE old posts , I see the same old RetardS as now,

A.J.

12-11-2008, 03:19 AM

I'm tempted to buy a falcon at the souk and train it to rip apart all the filthy pigeons that shit over this place: and on me (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=74681).

epo

12-11-2008, 04:16 AM

The Birds is a great movie.

I fear that Gvac is mentally unstable.

Yosammity

12-11-2008, 04:18 AM

Avianites!

I bet you think birds should sit in the back of the bus!

Reephdweller

12-11-2008, 04:27 AM

Ah thOse Were the days, it feels Like it was just yeSterday I posted that.

drjoek

12-11-2008, 05:25 AM

Birds are for the birds.

joethebartender

12-11-2008, 05:44 AM

These foul creatures are an infestation on humanity and should be exterminated immediately, if not sooner.

I'm doing my part...(one wing at a time).

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