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SatCam
05-19-2005, 05:47 AM
<p>I remember a few years ago I was making tea and I went to get the sugar which was in a big ceramic thing.&nbsp; I'm carrying it over and the next thing I know the bottom&nbsp;cracks off and&nbsp;there's 5 lbs of sugar on the floor.&nbsp; So what did I do?&nbsp; I went and got another container and scooped up about 3/4ths of it and put it back.&nbsp; Mind you, this is around 2am and I'm not going to deal with a big pile of sugar on my kitchen floor.</p><p>Is anyone guilty of &quot;putting it back&quot;?</p><p>And technically, the sugar I put back didn't touch the floor and qualified under the extended 5 second rule (which is about 30 seconds).</p>

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Tall_James
05-19-2005, 06:40 AM
When&nbsp; you have kids, the 5 second rule can become the 30 second - 2 hour rule.&nbsp; Provided it isnt a liquid or applesauce-like product.

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KC2OSO
05-19-2005, 06:58 AM
<p>This passed winter my son and I would occasionally head over to Shop-Rite after I got him from day care and pick up dinner from those big steam tray things.&nbsp; Dinner was sometimes a bunch of honey barbecue chicken wings, veggies, and a starchy side.</p><p>While cruising around the aisles, he and I would eat some of the chicken legs and wings and I would put the bones in the hood of his winter coat.&nbsp; You can just imagine all the fun that followed.&nbsp; LAL!</p><p>While this is not technically 'putting it back', it IS putting it somewhere.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
05-19-2005, 07:15 AM
<p>I can't do that.&nbsp; I have a real problem with cleanliness of my food and food prep areas.&nbsp; I get it from learning to cook from my mother.&nbsp; She is a CLEAN FREAK.&nbsp; Cross contamination, dropping food, dirty utensils, all that shit freaks me the fuck out.&nbsp; So when something hits the floor, it is INSTANTLY gone.&nbsp; MAYBE dry food like a cookie on a dry floor, but usually not even that.&nbsp; If I do pick it up, I check it for hair and dirt.&nbsp; Then I'll usually figure there's shit on it I can't see and throw it out.</p>

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Death Metal Moe
05-19-2005, 07:15 AM
But it's weird.&nbsp; I will eat with filthy hands at work sometimes.&nbsp; I don't get it.&nbsp; It's retarded.

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torker
05-19-2005, 07:35 AM
<p><font size="1">But it's weird.&nbsp; I will eat with filthy hands at work sometimes.&nbsp; I don't get it.&nbsp; It's retarded. </font></p><p>I use to do that.&nbsp; Now I won't open the lid of a can unless&nbsp;I rinse it first.</p><p><img height="206" src="http://www.cs.rice.edu/~mcmahanb/halloween2004/0468.%20Opening%20a%20can%20of%20coke.jpg" width="244" border="0" /></p>

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FUNKMAN
05-19-2005, 05:19 PM
<p>when i worked midnights i just nuked a stouffers mac and cheese and was carrying it in my hand but had a paper towel inbetween being it was hot...&nbsp; it slid out of my hand and onto the cafeteria carpet, upside down</p><p>i was so hungry i scraped most off the rug and still ate it... guess a few rug fibers ain't gonna kill ya and somebody had a nice cheesy stain to take care&nbsp; </p><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwAdA7AVvz2ldnjw80kRVwsu1c7UdrOs1GKJquk79iea0IKr4 RwxKGkJq4aNu7X76!GDtJL9!ZyRCMozmii00zoSpuchIJSY5R8 A1slffKxYEslSCzLIEA/FUNK2.JPG?dc=4675521715404891557" border="0" />

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
05-19-2005, 05:22 PM
<p><font size="1">When&nbsp; you have kids, the 5 second rule can become the 30 second - 2 hour rule.&nbsp; Provided it isnt a liquid or applesauce-like product. </font></p><p>Same goes for when you're single.</p>

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Bulldogcakes
05-21-2005, 04:30 AM
<p>With two full grown Bulldogs and four puppies running around, I have the &quot;Dog shit&quot; rule. </p><p>Unless it falls directly on dog shit, I put it back. &nbsp;</p>

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East Side Dave
05-21-2005, 06:44 AM
<p>No problems with puttin' the sugar back. Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. When you're down in that hole...shivering like a wilderbeast sucking on an ice-lemon....you best be savin' every bit a' that sugah....it's a hard road...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS- We are talking about drugs, right, when we speak of &quot;sugar?&quot; If not then please disregard post.</p>

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05-21-2005, 02:30 PM
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Death Metal Moe
05-21-2005, 07:29 PM
That ain't the way they do it at the S-Mart.

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