When will Mikeyboy become a MikeyMAN? [Archive]

Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 02:29 PM

I mean that guy's married and has a kid there.  And I've met the guy, he's all man.  We need a screen name change.  No mere BOY Mods us with such precision.  This is the new age, of the MAN!   MIKEYMAN!!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 02:31 PM

I saw this guy bitch slap Mr T once.  MR FUCKING T!!!MikeyMan rules.

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JPMNICK

05-19-2005, 02:31 PM

I saw him pull a child from a burning building, and then go back in and rescue a puppy.

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 02:32 PM

MikeyMan owns 5/16 of the moon.The character of the professional wrestler "Hulk Hogan" is loosely based on MikeyMan's career in the military during the Civil War.  

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 02:33 PM

During the dark ages, MikeyMan narrowly avoided being burned at the stake by building a bridge out of five witches.

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 02:34 PM

MikeyMan once seduced the Statue of Liberty, but her career got in the way of a lasting relationship.

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DJEvelEd

05-19-2005, 02:37 PM

MikeyMan built the Bayonne Bridge and also delivered Little Jimmy Norton's fætus.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS SPONSORED BY:"THE FÆCES™OF CÆSAR" BY ÆSOP ©464 B.C. <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /> 

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SatCam

05-19-2005, 02:41 PM

MikeyMan beat the shit out of Vin Diesel and still had time for brunch with mom.

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sr71blackbird

05-19-2005, 02:45 PM

I once saw MikeyMan carry a 500 lb man on his shoulder out of a burning telephone booth

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-19-2005, 02:45 PM

Did I ever tell you about the time MikeyMAN and I went hunting? MikeyMAN decides he's going to hunt down all four of the 'Banana Splits.' He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives except Flegal. <img height="98" src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/pics/95kbrasky3.jpg" width="130" border="0" />

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torker

05-19-2005, 03:07 PM

MikeyMAN decides he's going to hunt down all four of the 'Banana Splits.' MonkeyMan?<img height="277" src="http://www.blackorcstudios.com/portfolio_web/monkeyboy.jpg" width="235" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 03:12 PM

I once saw MikeyMAN stop a bullet that was meant for Weird Al Yankovic.  He stopped it with his penis. <img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 03:17 PM

<img src="http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy.jpg" border="0" />Here he is telling his laptop to Live Long and Prosper.  ALL MAN!!!

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 03:19 PM

<img src="http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy2.jpg" border="0" />And here he is just taking a SHIT on the side of the road!  Real men don't wait for rest stops!  REALLY REAL MEN like MikeyMan just stop on the high way and coil one on the ground in plain sight of the cops and small kids.MIKEY MAN!!!

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SatCam

05-19-2005, 03:39 PM

http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy2.jpgI believe in this picture mikeyman was actually hacking the US government to make it seem like Strom Thurman was still alive.  Note the location, he chose it for its remote-ness.

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 03:40 PM

<img src="http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy2.jpg" border="0" />And I SWEAR that's an AK-47 behind him.<img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

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Reephdweller

05-19-2005, 03:42 PM

I saw Mikeyman once bring a grown man to his knees.<img height="266" src="http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images7/blonde08.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 03:44 PM

I saw Mikeyman once bring a grown man to his knees.And forced the man to service him!The man's name.........Chuck Norris.<img src="http://www.dvd-galaxis.de/dvd-shop-film-filme/112573.jpg" border="0" />

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bobrobot

05-19-2005, 03:47 PM

And here he is just taking a SHIT on the side of the road!  Real men don't wait for rest stops!  REALLY REAL MEN like MikeyMan just stop on the high way and coil one on the ground in plain sight of the cops and small kids.I had that particular coiled stool bronzed and it shits...uhhh...sits proudly on my mantle, MIKEYMAN STOOLS...uhhh...RULES!!!<img title="stool" height="220" alt="stool" src="http://www.willstack.co.uk/sotn/images/Rio%20Stool.jpg" width="220" border="0" />They say this cat MIKEYMAN is a bad mother...<img title="IsaacHayes" height="403" alt="IsaacHayes" src="http://www.superseventies.com/ssisaachayes2.gif" width="283" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/SpongeBoboGolemPants.jpg" border="0" /> all ya need is love

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Reephdweller

05-19-2005, 04:10 PM

Actually, I think he should change it to MikeyGUY!<img height="260" src="http://www.osirusonline.com/mikeyguy.gif" width="400" border="0" />

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mikeyboy

05-19-2005, 04:24 PM

Screw that.  When do I get to be Michael Mann?<img src="http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/collateral/08.jpg" width="500" border="0" />

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torker

05-19-2005, 04:29 PM

more like<img height="175" src="http://www.cdshakedown.com/03_2001/aimeemann_cover.jpg" width="174" border="0" />

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bobrobot

05-19-2005, 04:36 PM

A COMPROMISE...<img title="manfred Mann" height="250" alt="manfred Mann" src="http://www.gocontinental.com/photos/manfred_mann.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

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SatCam

05-19-2005, 04:36 PM

Moe makes my sex organ go woah!

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 04:38 PM

No no, this thread is about MikeyMan, or MikeyGuy.Praise me in my thread.

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SatCam

05-19-2005, 04:42 PM

I would admit to posting in the wrong thread  but every thread is about you OH!!!!!

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SatCam

05-19-2005, 04:43 PM

if I stop now we have a chance of mikeyman not locking it for being off topic

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Death Metal Moe

05-19-2005, 04:46 PM

quote: I would admit to posting in the wrong thread  but every thread is about you OH!!!!!<img alt="Oh my gawd!" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig94_general_clapton.jpg" align="right" border="0" /><a href="http://www.satelitecam.tk/">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</a> [ X ]    No no, I make every thread about myself!

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A.J.

05-20-2005, 01:47 AM

"'Boy' is a white, racist word!"<img height="107" src="http://valdefierro.com/timesd07t.jpg" width="160" border="0" />

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SatCam

05-20-2005, 08:16 AM

<img src="http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy2.jpg" border="0" />On his latest quest to fight crime, Mikeyman is actually manning the Emergency Call System seeing that it has been neglected until now.

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jeffdwright2001

05-20-2005, 09:27 AM

quote: <img src="http://radiobbq.net/images/mikeyboy/mikeyboy2.jpg" border="0" />Can you really blame him for going to the bathroom?  He was full of tortes.Disclaimer: this piece of legal humor is not guaranteed to be either "legal" or "humorous". 

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JustJon

05-20-2005, 10:07 AM

I once saw MikeyMAN lock a thread before Mojo could. 

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SatCam

05-21-2005, 07:07 AM

MikeyMan goes by mikeyboy for tax purposes

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DarkHippie

05-21-2005, 08:14 AM

I once saw MikeyMan eat a polar bear's head.  Then he wore the fur and fucked the polar bear's mate with all the cubs watching.  And she loved it!

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Death Metal Moe

05-21-2005, 08:36 PM

Is ANYONE going to change his name, or am I going to have to start a pointless online petition?

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Bulldogcakes

05-22-2005, 06:24 AM

http://www.thesupermanmovie.com/pics/Chris-Superman-Tribute.jpg Now if I knew Photoshop, I would've been able to put a big "M" in the pic. And it would have been funny. Oh well.   

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DJEvelEd

05-22-2005, 07:40 AM

Is ANYONE going to change his nameI vote for MikeykuntMike for short like his caak

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Gvac

05-22-2005, 10:07 AM

If he really wanted to be cool, Mikey would change his name to "Mvac."

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Death Metal Moe

05-22-2005, 11:15 AM

Or Death Metal Mikey.I'd settle for Hard Alternative Mikey.

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Death Metal Moe

05-22-2005, 11:16 AM

NO!  I got it! SCREAMO MIKEYMAN!!!

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DarkHippie

05-22-2005, 12:35 PM

If he really wanted to be cool, Mikey would change his name to "Mvac." MikeyVacation?

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ozzie

05-22-2005, 01:00 PM

quote: Did I ever tell you about the time MikeyMAN and I went hunting? MikeyMAN decides he's going to hunt down all four of the 'Banana Splits.' He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives except Flegal. <img height="98" src="http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/pics/95kbrasky3.jpg" width="130" border="0" />Yeah, I know MikeyMan! He's a 10-foot-tall beast man, who showers in Vodka.. and feeds his baby Shrimp Scampi..We once had a bachelor party for MikeyMan.  He ate the entire cake.. before we could tell him there was a stripper in it..MikeyMan once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!He has a toenail on the end of his penis!MikeyMan's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!MikeyMan's ranked 18th.. in the AP College Football Poll..He breast-feeds John Madden!MikeyMan named the group Sha-Na-Na! They did not want to be called that..If you drop a phonograph needle on MikeyMan's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds".The character Johnny Appleseed was based on MikeyMan... except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men!You know, it was the sight of MikeyMan’s naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane! He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!! He makes every woman that sleeps with him, refer to him as “Bear Bryant”!!  To MikeyMAN!!!

Death Metal Moe

05-22-2005, 06:28 PM

<img src="http://www.psychonoble.com/media/miscfeaturebrasky.jpg" border="0" />YES!  TO MIKEYMAN!!!!

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sr71blackbird

05-22-2005, 06:37 PM

Mikey Manster, The Mikey Manmeister General

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high fly

05-30-2005, 12:56 AM

Didn't MikeyMAN do cold fusion in a mayonaise jar?  

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high fly

05-30-2005, 12:58 AM

Mikey MAN provided the tuffet for little Miss Muffet       

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high fly

05-30-2005, 12:59 AM

When MikeyMAN puts on his shoes, the laces tie themselves.     

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high fly

05-30-2005, 01:00 AM

If MikeyMAN doesn't want to get the old lady pregnant, he can bust a load, and then whistle and all his sperm cells turn around and swim back.    

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