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Death Metal Moe

05-25-2005, 06:02 PM

It's crazy.  She is ALWAYS doing something. Now I know she's retired and I have to work.  That's gay enough.  Work....BLECH!But I mean she is always doing shit.  She's out with a friend, or she's delivering Avon which she sells, or she's out doing something for her church.  She meets with ladies who she worked with in the phone company around here like once every few months.  She attends some meetings with the Veterans around here.  She'll be going on like 4 vacations.  One is to check on her older brother somewhere in NY, but the others are more just for fun.  She'll be going to Arkansas and Texas to visit friends.How the hell did this happen?!  I thought I was "with it."  I thought I was "cool."  I'm a fucking tool compared to my grandma's social calendar.Oh yea, sorry.  The point that started this thought was that she has been into LOST from day one, and I guess I missed the boat on a really good series.<img src="http://unhallowed.com/sigs/NewToolsSuckAss.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a>

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 5-25-05 @ 10:05 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-25-2005, 06:15 PM

<img height="229" src="http://www.trinity.edu/~mkearl/aarp.jpg" width="150" border="0" /> They get out more than I do!<img src="http://home.comcast.net/~stan_ferguson/alicesig.jpg" border="0" /> "We sound just like Cheap Trick only the guitars are louder," - Kurt Cobain "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick." -Homer Simpson

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Death Metal Moe

05-25-2005, 06:19 PM

And the woman gets WAY more REAL E-mail then I EVER have!  And that's not counting the 3 million things Old People forward her a day.  REAL mail she responds to!  CRAZY!!!

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FUNKMAN

05-25-2005, 06:20 PM

i hope i have her energy when i turn,,,,,43but i doubt it

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mikeyboy

05-25-2005, 06:21 PM

Hell, ever since my dad retired, my parents have been like "Hart to Hart"<img src="http://www.meredy.com/hart2hart/wallpapers/wph2hmeredy007.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Well, except for the crime solving part.

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Tall_James

05-25-2005, 07:38 PM

My mother in law just did a ridealong with the police for her citizen's protection group.  She was actually pissed that they didn't get the chance to pull their guns.  Now she's going to Spain.She rocks.

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A.J.

05-25-2005, 11:35 PM

quote: Hell, ever since my dad retired, my parents have been like "Hart to Hart"<img src="http://www.meredy.com/hart2hart/wallpapers/wph2hmeredy007.jpg" width="400" border="0" />Well, except for the crime solving part.<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm" target="blank">Ron & Fez Show Log</a>; Daily News Scratch N' Match is the Devil <a href="http://www.radiobbq.net/" target="blank">The Music Mikey Likes Show on RadioBBQ, weekdays 11:00 am - 1:00 pm</a> Now with new <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/mikeyshowtheme.mp3" target="blank">theme song</a> by BoBoGolem "That's Mikeyboy's mom.  She's GORGEOUS!"<img height="335" src="http://www.lakemac.infohunt.nsw.gov.au/test/harts/lionelint.jpg" width="211" border="0" /> 

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

05-25-2005, 11:56 PM

Part of me just shrivled up.

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Jennitalia

05-26-2005, 05:27 AM

I introduced my Grandma to the term "shit dick".  She absolutely loves it.And at 70, she's still quite the piece of ass.  It's good to know that my boobs will hold up at that age as well

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ADF

05-26-2005, 05:45 AM

Maybe what you need is a hip replacement. 

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Death Metal Moe

05-26-2005, 08:14 AM

quote: Maybe what you need is a hip replacement.Maybe what you need is a hip replacement.  <a href="http://somesuch.org/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.somesuch.org/sigpics/adf2.gif" border="0" /></a> And that's the end of my show.. donk.Maybe just an enhancement. 

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Death Metal Moe

05-26-2005, 08:15 AM

I need larger, fuller, more voluptuous social activities.

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Rorschach

05-28-2005, 11:55 AM

is your grandma a devil worshipper too?

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Death Metal Moe

05-28-2005, 07:52 PM

quote: is your grandma a devil worshipper too? The End Is Nigh Naaa, she's a good Christian Woman.  I'm glad she doesn't worship cool Pagan Gods like I do, or she'd be EVEN HIPPER STILL!!!

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