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sr71blackbird
06-01-2005, 04:26 PM
<p>My department was relocated to a new floor last week and we now share the floor with IT people. The first day as I am unpacking, this angelic face appears looking over my cubicle wall to say Hi and welcome me to the floor. I was blown away how hot she is! I find out today she is a Java developer.<br />She looks almost exactly like this:</p><p> </p><p><img height="280" src="http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/254/254460.jpg" width="224" border="0" /><img height="247" src="http://driller.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/java_logo_1.jpg" width="155" border="0" /></p><p>Anyone else ever get pleasantly suprised by a hotty IT person? She passes my cubicle several times a day on her way to the bathroom, and I am praying in my next life, I come back as her toilet seat!</p><p>Shes fucking HAWT!!</p>
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Death Metal Moe
06-01-2005, 04:53 PM
<p>I've never worked in an office environment like that, so I have no experience with IT people or really any other sort of office people, other than the Sale Department at our other building. </p><p>But brains are very hot, so if she's physically hot too, then Hellz Yea.</p>
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06-01-2005, 04:55 PM
I am the IT person<br />
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PapaBear
06-01-2005, 05:01 PM
<p>Hot IT girl at work...</p><p><img height="557" src="http://www.sfu.ca/~ccolliga/Type-writer%20Girl.jpg" width="287" border="0" /></p>
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torker
06-01-2005, 05:04 PM
<p>No IT for me. I get hot for teacher. Actually she's a speech therapist.</p><p><img height="302" src="http://www.mugonline.com/skin1/images/hot-ass-teacher.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>
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Death Metal Moe
06-01-2005, 05:12 PM
<p>Lisa Kudrow is hot as hell.</p><p><img height="483" src="http://www.friends-serie.de/cast/lisa/l40.jpg" width="316" border="0" /></p><p>Wait, what were we talking about?</p>
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Reephdweller
06-01-2005, 07:13 PM
Chicks who are techie and hot just have an extra element of hottness to themselves.
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JPMNICK
06-01-2005, 07:43 PM
i went to college for computer engineering, and worked in IT for 4 years so far, and I may have come across 3 hot chicks in all this time. Not to much shakin in this field. At my school, all the architect chicks were the hot ones. But the real hot chicks go to community college because they are lazy and will maryy rich.
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curtoid
06-08-2005, 10:21 AM
<p>I knew of only one really hot IT/tech girl. She has an ass that is outrageous - I was at a party at her house a few months ago, and even women were saying how cute that ass was. It has a life of it's own.</p><p>Mostly, though, I've seen a lot of the really smart, attractive women out of college end up working in marketing or public affairs - in DC they often corner the market, up to a certain "glass ceiling" level.</p>
SatCam
06-08-2005, 01:46 PM
<p>almost as rare as an IT guy under 200lbs</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>
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sr71blackbird
06-09-2005, 04:55 PM
<p>She passes my desk several times a day and I always check her out (not obviously so). Yesterday she ran past and I said "Hey! No running in the hallway!" and she smiled. Today shes walking by and I say "What? No morning jog today?" and she starts laughing and comes over and starts talking to me! I was melting. We talk for like 5 mins and I find out shes going to Baruch College and I didnt realise that she was probably a lot younger than me, but oh man, is she hot! Too bad Im married!! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" /> Looks like women really do respond to humor and jovial banter. </p>
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sr71blackbird
06-10-2005, 04:46 PM
<p>Not to try and make this sound like a blog or anything, but she came by yet again today and started talking to me, saying Im funny and asked me my name etc.. She asked me if I new anything about cars and I said I knew a little and she said that she drove in today because shes going away this weekend and she had a problem with her alarm. I told her I would go down with her and have a look at it. We went down to the parking garage and she showing me the car and I dont see anything wrong and shes crouching down looking in her glove compartment for her manual and Im checking her out and shes fucking awesome! Im getting scared because Im not sure why she wanted me to look at it when I saw nothing wrong, but at the same time, Im turned on by her. Maybe shes just playing me, but she doesnt even know me, its kind of weird. I found out her name and that shes from Russia. I noticed the slight accent. </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" /> </p><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> <strong>My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!</strong><font color="#ff0000"><font size="1">Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?</font></font>
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06-10-2005, 04:54 PM
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sr71blackbird
06-10-2005, 06:19 PM
<font size="3"><strong>ZING!</strong></font>
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