Some funny shit happened on the williamsburg today

[Snoogans]

<p>aight was at work today, and i had to pick up a vehicle from a lot
we have in brooklyn, so we were coming back onto the williamsburg
bridge, and there was a lane closed, this guy was tryin to merge in
front of me but he wasnt really ahead of me, and he was just about to
hit the corner of the truck i was in.</p><p>so the guy opened his
window, cause traffic was at a crawl, and started yelling something at
me, i think it was in korean but im not really sure. so i just looked
over and gave him the finger.</p><p>as i go past his truck, and reaches
out and folds my passenger side mirror over against the car door so i
cant see out of it. thats how close he was to the truck.</p><p>&nbsp;so
i was pissed at first, and then after like 5 minutes, i started
cracking up cause i have never actually seent hat before. it was the
funniest thing that anyone has ever done in anything ive seen out of
road rage. it actually made my day as i was stopped at a light, in
park, fixing the mirror<br />
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[Death Metal Moe]

AHHHHH!&nbsp; THIS TRUCK STILL LIVE!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>that is kind've funny and strange...</p><p>i remember i was in the car with my brother Bill... Bill was driving and somebody got him upset. he got more upset when he realized he couldn't find anything to throw at the guy. He finally wound up throwing his gum at him... I laughed at my brother all the way home after that one...</p><p>I&nbsp;was like &quot;nice gum throw tough guy&quot; - he started laughing too after he calmed down and realized what he just did</p>

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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>Drive &quot;offensively&quot; and NEVER let them see you sweat. Nothing is more gratifying than&nbsp;stopping some asshole with a spoiler from&nbsp;passing me on the right for like an ENTIRE rush hour, then finally when I get off and they pass me giving the finger screaming, I lip sync, laugh at the radio, or just ignore them. NOTHING is better than making a road rager feel insignifigant!!!!</strong></p><strong /><strong><p><strong>What's even better is having a clutch and when someone is tailgating me, I DROP SHIFT&nbsp;2 GEARS DOWN. WHOOOHOOOO! I had one guy drive&nbsp;in the shoulder once to avoid my SUV bumper w/&nbsp;WOW&nbsp;sticker.&nbsp;HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!</strong></p><p><strong>ASSHOLES!!!</strong></p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> FLING <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> ........... <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> SPLATT <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smileredoh.gif" border="0" /> <font color="#ff0000">PUTTING THE FUNNY IN PRESENTLY SEEN DEPTHS</font> <font color="#0000ff">SPONSORED BY:&quot;THE F&AElig;CES&trade;OF C&AElig;SAR&quot; BY &AElig;SOP &copy;464 B.C.</font> <img src="http://64.177.177.182/katylina/shockposters.jpg" border="0" /></strong>

<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-6-05 @ 6:52 PM</font>

[Snoogans]

you are the asshole in those situations ed. im not a dick when i drive.
when im in the city or city areas, im aggressive but i dont usually do
dumb shit. this guy was behind me and came up on me and didnt even pass
me and tried to cut in, almost hit me. <br />


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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>I'm the BIGGEST asshole to road ragers. I would NEVER give some Chink enough room to pass me on the right.</strong></p><p><strong>Sometimes they blend into the yellow line and I don't see them too well.</strong></p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p><strong>Sometimes they blend into the yellow line and I don't see them too well.</strong></p><p>DAMN!</p>

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[Snoogans]

Ed, that was fuckin hilarious, im in tears from that shit<br />


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[FUNKMAN]

<font size="1"> im in tears from that shit</font><br /><p></p><p>i'm sure anyone would be in tears fron Ed's shit...</p>

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[Snoogans]

lets try to keep this on topic, this is a once in a lifetime road rage incident<br />


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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>Chink in the mirror......two bits!</strong></p><p>(that was a sing-a-long)</p>

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[Death Metal Moe]

You don't want to drag orientals behind trucks now, do you Ed?

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[DJEvelEd]

<strong>Some of my best friends are gooks &amp; nips!</strong>

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[Snoogans]

now its old, the fact he was Korean had nothing to do with the story<br />


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[DJEvelEd]

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You're pretty uptight for a guy who smokes weed dude.</p>

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[Snoogans]

no, i just dont really hate asians, as i now think ed does<br />


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<font color=black>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 6-6-05 @ 8:12 PM</font>

[Snoogans]

you're about as asian as method man ed<br />


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[Bulldogcakes]

<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>now its old, the fact he was Korean had nothing to do with the story<br />


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<br />Yes it does, it makes it funnier. <br />



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[DJEvelEd]

<p><strong>Well I feel as if I offended some and for that I apowogise.</strong></p><p><strong>Anyway, that IS the funniest stunt that Asian guy pulled on you. I would do it myself but I'm passive/agressive...</strong></p>

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