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RocOutWithYACockOUT
06-20-2005, 09:02 AM
<p>Has anyone ever gone to these clubs for BBWs? I had a good time, must confess. The music was good and they had alot good drinksThey have some sexy big women out there.&nbsp; I&nbsp;'m a bbw admirer. I don't care what anyone says ain't no loving like the loving of BIG women. Who's with me?</p>

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JPMNICK
06-20-2005, 09:21 AM
where is this club? I have never even heard of anything like this. how big are these women?

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Tall_James
06-20-2005, 09:45 AM
<p><font size="1">how big are these women? </font></p><p><img height="310" src="http://www.sd455.com/movieattack501993.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

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ChickenHawk
06-20-2005, 09:51 AM
Good for you man... Go get 'em!<br><br>What's bbw mean?

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JPMNICK
06-20-2005, 09:54 AM
BBW is either Big Beautiful Woman or Big Butt Women. I do nto remember which one

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Iamnotatool
06-20-2005, 10:31 AM
<p>No such thing as a BBW.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fat chicks are nasty.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />The important question for Rockout is, did these women have cocks?</p>

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Tall_James
06-20-2005, 11:00 AM
<p>The important question for Rockout is, did these women have cocks?</p><p>No, but they each had 4 whole fried chickens with them at all times.</p>

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06-20-2005, 11:05 AM
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Knowledged_one
06-20-2005, 11:36 AM
<p>I have to go with what Norton said back when O&amp;A were still on public radio</p><p>Why do we call them Big Beautiful Women or BBW's when they should be called BFP's - Big Fat Pigs</p><p>BBW is just sugarcoating the situation - If you are big and fat you aren't big boned you are big assed dinosaurs were big boned</p>

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06-20-2005, 01:06 PM
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Iamnotatool
06-20-2005, 01:27 PM
<p>How is a fat girl like a pink moped?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They are both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you riding either one.</p>

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Tall_James
06-20-2005, 03:12 PM
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Zipgun
06-20-2005, 03:27 PM
I'm sure you're all just perfect.

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Iamnotatool
06-20-2005, 03:42 PM
<p>Nah, not perfect, but I'm not a fat chick.&nbsp; Nothing worse than being a fat chick.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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Hottub
06-20-2005, 03:44 PM
[QUOTE]<font size="2">Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. <br />It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, <br />one of those rap guys' girlfriends. <br />But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* <br />They only talk to her, because, <br />she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? <br />I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff* <br />I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, <br />out there, I mean - gross. Look! <br />She's just so ... black!<br /><br /><em>[Sir Mix-a-Lot]</em><br />I like big butts and I can not lie<br />You other brothers can't deny<br />That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist<br />And a round thing in your face<br />You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue<br />'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed<br />Deep in the jeans she's wearing<br />I'm hooked and I can't stop staring<br />Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha <br />And take your picture<br />My homeboys tried to warn me<br />But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny<br />Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin<br />You say you wanna get in my Benz?<br />Well, use me, use me <br />'Cause you ain't that average groupy<br />I've seen them dancin' <br />The hell with romancin'<br />She's sweat, wet, <br />Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette<br />I'm tired of magazines<br />Sayin' flat butts are the thing<br />Take the average black man and ask him that<br />She gotta pack much back<br />So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)<br />Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)<br />Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)<br />Shake that healthy butt!<br />Baby got back!<br /><br />(LA face with Oakland booty)<br />Baby got back!<br /><br /><em>[Sir Mix-a-Lot]</em><br />I like 'em round, and big<br />And when I'm throwin' a gig<br />I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal<br />Now here's my scandal<br />I wanna get you home<br />And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh<br />I ain't talkin' bout Playboy<br />'Cause silicone parts are made for toys<br />I want 'em real thick and juicy<br />So find that juicy double<br />Mix-a-Lot's in trouble<br />Beggin' for a piece of that bubble<br />So I'm lookin' at rock videos<br />Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes<br />You can have them bimbos<br />I'll keep my women like Flo Jo<br />A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya<br />I won't cuss or hit ya<br />But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*<br />Til the break of dawn<br />Baby got it goin' on<br />A lot of simps won't like this song<br />'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it<br />And I'd rather stay and play<br />'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong<br />And I'm down to get the friction on<br />So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}<br />If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}<br />Then turn around! Stick it out!<br />Even white boys got to shout<br />Baby got back!<br /><br />Baby got back!<br />Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' <br />to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3&quot;.<br /><br /><em>[Sir Mix-a-Lot]</em><br />So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda<br />But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda<br />My anaconda don't want none <br />Unless you've got buns, hun<br />You can do side bends or sit-ups, <br />But please don't lose that butt<br />Some brothers wanna play that &quot;hard&quot; role <br />And tell you that the butt ain't gold<br />So they toss it and leave it<br />And I pull up quick to retrieve it<br />So Cosmo says you're fat<br />Well I ain't down with that!<br />'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'<br />And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'<br />To the beanpole dames in the magazines:<br />You ain't it, Miss Thing!<br />Give me a sista, I can't resist her<br />Red beans and rice didn't miss her<br />Some knucklehead tried to dis<br />'Cause his girls are on my list<br />He had game but he chose to hit 'em<br />And I pull up quick to get wit 'em<br />So ladies, if the butt is round,<br />And you want a triple X throw down,<br />Dial 1-900-MIXALOT<br />And kick them nasty thoughts<br />B

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06-20-2005, 04:17 PM
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sr71blackbird
06-20-2005, 04:23 PM
You never hear about girls getting into fat guys!

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ChickenHawk
06-20-2005, 04:26 PM
Now I'm no fatty-lover, but there's nothin' wrong with a guy who enjoys a little extra meat.<br><br>
<IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/hawkpapa/.Pictures/monroe.jpg"><br><br>In today's sizes, Marilyn Monroe wore roughly a size 6 or 7. With all the boney, anorexic looking, 12-year-old boy-ass models that are walking around today, it don't hurt to have a little something extra to grab on to.

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Meredith
06-20-2005, 04:28 PM
I need to go to this club, Find me a man.<br />

Hottub
06-20-2005, 04:39 PM
<p>Well Meredeth, I am a man...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And DAMN do I have a club!</p>

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sr71blackbird
06-20-2005, 04:40 PM
Seriously, you never hear about women finding over weight guys sexy.&nbsp; Whats up with that?&nbsp;

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JPMNICK
06-20-2005, 05:03 PM
<p>i always heard monroe was a 12/14 in todays sizes. either way, she is one of the hottest women ever</p>

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ChickenHawk
06-20-2005, 05:34 PM
I read somewhere that she wore a 14 in the 50's, which translates to roughly a 6 or 7 today.

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Bulldogcakes
06-20-2005, 05:38 PM
<p> </p><p><img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.marcmarnie.com/music/mgall01/jbrown.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p><font face="Verdana">&quot;Biiigg Buuttttahhhh!!!! HIoooowwwwww Hoooooooowwww!!!&quot;</font><br />
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Bulldogcakes
06-20-2005, 05:38 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Now I'm no fatty-lover, but there's nothin' wrong with a guy who enjoys a little extra meat.<br /><br />
<img border="0" src="http://homepage.mac.com/hawkpapa/.Pictures/monroe.jpg" /><br /><br />In
today's sizes, Marilyn Monroe wore roughly a size 6 or 7. With all the
boney, anorexic looking, 12-year-old boy-ass models that are walking
around today, it don't hurt to have a little something extra to grab on
to.&nbsp;<font color="White"><font color="black" /></font><font color="#000000">Sure she's still looks great, butt thats not what BBW means. She'd be hot today in any nightclub. </font><p><font color="#000000">BBW are BIG women. BBBBBBBIG BUTTTAH WOMAN! HOOO HIOOOWW!!! Over 2 bills MINIMUM. Average 250-300. <br />
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</p><p><font color="#000000">How you could fuck a BBW and finish is beyond me. But hey, whatever floats . . . in your case make that<em> sinks </em>your boat. </font>&nbsp;</p><font color="White"><font color="#000000" /></font>


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RocOutWithYACockOUT
06-20-2005, 07:32 PM
Big girls are hot. I say the bigger the cushion&nbsp; the better the pushing. i like those big breast and those big asses.

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grlNIN
06-20-2005, 07:34 PM
<p>I thought BBW meant &quot;Big Black Women&quot;.</p><p>Now i'm disappointed.<br />
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
06-20-2005, 07:37 PM
that's BBBW=Big black beautiful women&nbsp;

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grlNIN
06-20-2005, 07:43 PM
I bet they use Commerce Bank....<br />


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JPMNICK
06-20-2005, 07:45 PM
They either work at commerce, or the DMV



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drusilla
06-20-2005, 07:48 PM
<p> </p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>I bet they use Commerce Bank....<br />


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grlNIN
06-20-2005, 07:49 PM
Well i know it's not in Africa, that's for sure.<br />


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Meredith
06-21-2005, 04:53 AM
I am a big beautiful woman<br />

JerryTaker
06-21-2005, 02:51 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Seriously, you never hear about women finding over weight guys sexy. Whats up with that?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;gah, I answer that question every time I have the unfortunate occasion to look in a mirror.<br />
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cherrynoid
06-21-2005, 03:28 PM
<blockquote style=""><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px; ">quote:</font>I am a big beautiful woman<br />


[/quote]<br />Bah.&nbsp; Beautiful, yes, but you're only big vertically, MerryDeath.&nbsp;&nbsp;

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Death Metal Moe
06-21-2005, 04:34 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>Seriously, you never hear about women finding over weight guys sexy. Whats up with that?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;gah, I answer that question every time I have the unfortunate occasion to look in a mirror.<br /></p><br /><strong>Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly, I hope your thoughts don't drift to me I'll die in here, you now are free... </strong><br />It's probably all that self esteem and confidence you let out of yourself that scare women into thinking you're unattainable.

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JerryTaker
06-22-2005, 01:37 AM
<p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black">It's probably all that self esteem and confidence you let out of yourself that scare women into thinking you're unattainable.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>heh,
that; or that I'm actually below the eye level of most normal humans.
but you got the 'scaring' part right.&nbsp; but lets get back to
everyone taking cheap shots at women that don't resemble Victora's
Secret models.<br />
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PapaBear
06-22-2005, 02:38 AM
<p>My only problem with the whole &quot;BBW&quot; thing is this...</p><p>&nbsp;There are plenty of large women who are truly beautiful. There are too many women who call themselves &quot;BBW&quot; simply because they are fat. If someone finds you to be beautiful, then you are beautiful. If you find yourself beautiful, then you're beautiful. If you call yourself &quot;BBW&quot; in the hope that some guy likes fat chicks, then you have self esteem issues, and should get help.</p><p>&nbsp;The previous statement was&nbsp;provided by a &quot;BUM&quot;.</p>

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Meredith
06-22-2005, 11:00 AM
HAHA MerryDeath. rock on.<br />

Duke
06-22-2005, 12:04 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>I thought BBW meant &quot;Big Black Women&quot;.</p><p>Now i'm disappointed.<br />
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TheStonedAnt
06-22-2005, 12:14 PM
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ChildofFez
06-22-2005, 12:17 PM
<p>quote:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><font size="1">I prefer BBQ over BBW.........</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><hr size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats funny usually the 2 go hand in hand</p>

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06-22-2005, 04:34 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>&nbsp;</p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="1">It's probably all that self esteem and confidence you let out of yourself that scare women into thinking you're unattainable.</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>heh, that; or that I'm actually below the eye level of most normal humans. but you got the 'scaring' part right.&nbsp; but lets get back to everyone taking cheap shots at women that don't resemble Victora's Secret models.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><br /><strong>Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly, I hope your thoughts don't drift to me I'll die in here, you now are free... </strong>Yea, you're right.&nbsp; I'm just gonna spit shine the glass walls in my house as I throw a few more stones.&nbsp; Anybody got any Windex?<br />

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