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LordJezo

06-23-2005, 09:12 AM

Saw something
online, I responded, and this is the response I got.  She also
sent an application document to fill out. 
 
The Deal…

I have been getting a ton of responses.  I am trying to weed through them because my guess is about 75% of them are fake.  But if I can find one or a handful of truly devoted slaves who know their place, well then I would be more than elated.  Please fill out the attached application.

 

I
hope to find a man who is willing to make whatever sacrifices necessary
to please me and be my canvas when I am feeling sadistic.  

 

I love control over a man.  I love making him lick my feet, my stockings, suck my toes…I love having my feet adored and worshipped.  I want my feet to be completely the center of your world.  Your responsibility is to make sure my feet are comfortable, soft and pretty.  This would be through massages, worship, making sure I have as many pedicures as possible and as many shoes as possible.  I love hearing a man beg to be able to touch my feet.

 

I
enjoy giving golden showers, spankings (you will have to let me know if
you have a limit of being spanked so hard as to leave marks, either out
of preference or because you don’t want your wife to see), strap on,
dildo and butt plug play.

 

I
have a preference for men whom are willing to be cross dressed and more
importantly, is willing to perform for me with another man.  I love M/m play, especially if one man is Dominant. 

 

I enjoy light bondage.  I love having a man immobilized where I could absolutely do anything I want to them.  Even if I choose not to, oh the power of being able to if I wanted to is delicious.

 

I want to form a bond with my slaves; I want them to trust me because trust is a very big issue for me.  I need you to know I won’t ever “truly” hurt you and I honestly care about you in the capacity that one could care for slaves.  I care about your safety, health and well being.  I won’t ever jeopardize your career or your family for me. 

 

I am what some people would call “BBW”, “a big girl” or for those less politically correct, “fat”.  I
am comfortable with whom I am and although I’ve never run into a
problem with a slave not wanting to serve me based on this, I still
like to put it out there as everyone has preferences.  

 

I
am working on a schedule, I am kind of busy for the next few days and I
would like to meet someone with a fairly flexible schedule.  

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walking joint

06-23-2005, 09:53 AM

she is fat, wants you to worship her feet and buy her all the shoes she wants and admits she will never have sex with you....can't imagine why you wouldn't be interested.

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Snoogans

06-23-2005, 10:15 AM

this chick would be great if she just shut the fuck up 

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tbonesteak

06-23-2005, 10:17 AM

quote: she is fat, wants you to worship her feet and buy her all the shoes she wants and admits she will never have sex with you....can't imagine why you wouldn't be interested. <img src="http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_wk.jpg" border="0" /> thanks for the sig SatCam...and thanks for bringing it back Furie sounds like every girl i've ever dated.

Death Metal Moe

06-23-2005, 11:09 AM

I don't read Kaga length posts anymore.  Sorry.

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Bulldogcakes

06-25-2005, 04:22 AM

You should go out with her. Play along, be her slave. Then put on some reggae music and launch a Haitian style Slave Rebellion.  I'd love to see the look on her fat face.  

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hyperspace

06-25-2005, 03:01 PM

sounds life a "lifestyle"dom. they tend to be not that good looking and want to take all your money!I would go to pandora's spend $200.00 and be done

This message was edited by hyperspace on 6-25-05 @ 7:01 PM

newport king

06-25-2005, 07:16 PM

this woman's ad is like a roller coaster ride there are highs like this: or because you don’t want your wife to seeand swerves like this: is willing to perform for me with another man.  I love M/m play, especially if one man is Dominant. One of my other fetishes is ageplay.  I would love having a “little boy” so eager to please his “Mommy”.the fuck?!??!!????Please don’t think this is about sex.  More than likely, I will never ever have sex with you.  ride over.

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Bulldogcakes

06-26-2005, 02:11 AM

quote: 
I have
been getting a ton of responses. 
<a href="http://www.78west.com"></a>  " . . . . Which is appropriate since I weigh 500 pounds myself."  <a></a>

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LordJezo

06-27-2005, 03:09 AM

quote:You should go out with her. Play along, be her slave. Then put on some reggae music and launch a Haitian style Slave Rebellion. I'd love to see the look on her fat face. Oh man that would be hillarious.  Ha.  Way to start my morning.  Good work. 

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old-fan

07-06-2005, 03:59 PM

just make sure you get audio tape of that beaten whale. 

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FUNKMAN

07-06-2005, 04:07 PM

i thought Jeffrey Dahmer was dead?

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Duke

07-06-2005, 04:56 PM

[quote]quote:Saw something
online, I responded, and this is the response I got. She also
sent an application document to fill out. 
 
The Deal…

I have
been getting a ton of responses. I am trying to weed through them
because my guess is about 75% of them are fake. But if I can find one
or a handful of truly devoted slaves who know their place, well then I
would be more than elated. Please fill out the attached application.

 

I
hope to find a man who is willing to make whatever sacrifices necessary
to please me and be my canvas when I am feeling sadistic. 

 

I love
control over a man. I love making him lick my feet, my stockings, suck
my toes…I love having my feet adored and worshipped. I want my feet to
be completely the center of your world. Your responsibility is to make
sure my feet are comfortable, soft and pretty. This would be through
massages, worship, making sure I have as many pedicures as possible and
as many shoes as possible. I love hearing a man beg to be able to touch
my feet.

 

I
enjoy giving golden showers, spankings (you will have to let me know if
you have a limit of being spanked so hard as to leave marks, either out
of preference or because you don’t want your wife to see), strap on,
dildo and butt plug play.

 

I
have a preference for men whom are willing to be cross dressed and more
importantly, is willing to perform for me with another man. I love M/m play, especially if one man is Dominant. 

 

I enjoy
light bondage. I love having a man immobilized where I could absolutely
do anything I want to them. Even if I choose not to, oh the power of
being able to if I wanted to is delicious.

 

I want to
form a bond with my slaves; I want them to trust me because trust is a
very big issue for me. I need you to know I won’t ever “truly” hurt you
and I honestly care about you in the capacity that one could care for
slaves. I care about your safety, health and well being. I won’t ever
jeopardize your career or your family for me. 

 

I am what some people would call “BBW”, “a big girl” or for those less politically correct, “fat”. I
am comfortable with whom I am and although I’ve never run into a
problem with a slave not wanting to serve me based on this, I still
like to put it out there as everyone has preferences. 

 

I
am working on a schedule, I am kind of busy for the next few days and I
would like to meet someone with a fairly flexible schedule. 

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torker

07-06-2005, 05:02 PM

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KC2OSO

07-08-2005, 07:35 AM

You need to talk to Missy.  She's an observer and available!<img width="179" height="323" border="0" src="http://www.njmikec.com/images/Missy.jpg" alt="Missy" title="Missy" /> 

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