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Bob Impact

07-11-2005, 07:33 AM

The past several months have seen a signifigant amout of death around me, and I have attended five funerals in the past three months.   Because of this, I have been thinking about a lot about my own funeral and what I would want.  I have had a living will for a long time now (since I went through all of my problems when I was 18) and because of the insanity that was my life when I was a younger man I have always been concerned about dying young, so I recently wrote my own Eulogy.  I have made it clear to the persons who would take care of my funeral (my parents if I am young, my chick and my sister if I am older) exactly what I want.  Am I the only one who worries about this at such a young age? (I’m 24.)

Death Metal Moe

07-11-2005, 08:39 AM

Ever since my grandfather died and we made sure no one put him on life support due to his final wishes in his will, I've really wanted to have one to make sure no one keeps me alive on machines either.  I'd just want to go.  So I really want a will to make sure that happens, and my few small possessions go where I want them to.  I don't care what they say about me after I'm gone, because I won't hear it.Oh, I'd also like to make sure there's a way I get cremated instead of buried.  It's gonna kill my mother if she outlives me to not have a body to bury, but I don't want to be buried.

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PhishHead

07-11-2005, 09:31 AM

not to be a dick, but i think you have your words mixed up.  A Eulogy is something that is read at your funeral by someone giving you praise or whatever they want to say.  If you wrote your own eulogy that just means it will be read at your funeral.  You are talking about a living will or a DNR order.  

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DJEvelEd

07-11-2005, 09:38 AM

Moe, if you leave me your drum stool I'll read your uvula.

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07-11-2005, 09:39 AM

i want to be creamated in a burning weed field 

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Bob Impact

07-11-2005, 10:29 AM

quote: not to be a dick, but i think you have your words mixed up.  A Eulogy is something that is read at your funeral by someone giving you praise or whatever they want to say.  If you wrote your own eulogy that just means it will be read at your funeral.  You are talking about a living will or a DNR order.    My mistake, I wasn't clear.  I've HAD a living will, I recently wrote a small thing I would want read at my funeral.

Bulldogcakes

07-11-2005, 02:54 PM

Here lies SteveIt was his time to leaveBut dont grieveRoll up your sleeveSomeone's suffering relieveThis way grieve SteveIf you cant do me thisMy dead ass you can kissYou're someone I surely wont miss 

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ADF

07-11-2005, 03:04 PM

Here lies Steve
It was his time to leave
But dont grieve
Roll up your sleeve
Someone's suffering relieve
This way grieve Steve
If you cant do me this
My dead ass you can kiss
You're someone I surely wont miss 

 
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Bulldogcakes

07-11-2005, 03:24 PM

Drop dead so I can write yours, too. 

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Death Metal Moe

07-11-2005, 03:32 PM

Are you stoned?ADF just ownedyour post got bonedyour disgrace can't be postponedGotta go, my dad just phoned

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07-11-2005, 04:14 PM

Here lies Lester Moore4 shots from a .44No less, no Moore--carved into a boot hill tombstone

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07-11-2005, 08:40 PM

"Here lies Mojo.He died as he lived.Flaming."

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fluffernutter

07-12-2005, 06:01 AM

Damn Impact, sorry to hear about the death around you as of late.It has been way too long my friend. I hope everything else is going well. 

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Bob Impact

07-12-2005, 09:12 AM

quote: Damn Impact, sorry to hear about the death around you as of late.It has been way too long my friend. I hope everything else is going well. Can't complain.  If I do die young, I want a Fluffernutter cartoon playing 24/7 on my gravesite.  It should be me looking like a kid, and I will be chain smoking.  Then Billy Staples will fall down the steps.  Hilarity.

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07-12-2005, 10:02 AM

Here lies the body of Mary Lee; died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity.  HOOPAH!! 

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Bulldogcakes

07-12-2005, 04:49 PM

Here lies Death Metal MoeHis time had come to goAt too young an age, his stories last pageBut grieve for him not, he practiced it alotDid most of his dying on stage.   

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Bulldogcakes

07-12-2005, 04:53 PM

Here lies ADF, whose lover was FM JeffBut his ass got real loose, And his dick was no useSo soon they had a rift, and he jumped off a cliff"No!" shouted Jeff, but still jumped ADFFor he was not only dumb, but deaf.  

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Death Metal Moe

07-12-2005, 05:07 PM

Here lies Bulldog.He do really good poemtry!

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DJEvelEd

07-12-2005, 05:27 PM

Here lies Evel EdFell upon his fuckin headEvel Ed is Dead(Long Live Evel Ed)

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07-12-2005, 05:40 PM

here lies trumpethe's played his last notetoot toot (i want a nice marbel stone for that one thank you)

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07-13-2005, 03:04 AM

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07-13-2005, 06:08 AM

quote: <img height="195" src="http://www.ecamagazine.com/mainimages/98030922.jpg" width="249" border="0" />"Hickory dickory dock. This bitch was sucking my cock. . . ehh. . . . uhhh. . .. and then she dropped dead. Ohhhhh! "<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/Kevin2700/cakescopy.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://bulldogcakes.tripod.com/index.html" target="blank">My brand spankin new site Bully Baby</a> Do Siamese twins have to file seperate tax returns? Or do they file jointly? This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 7-13-05 @ 7:04 AM See, now was that so hard?

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JerryTaker

07-13-2005, 09:02 AM

the only memorial I'd want is the sign identifying the river my body will be dumped in 

 
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
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