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Doctor Manhattan
07-14-2005, 10:12 AM
<p><img src="http://www.spookyempire.com/pop_culture_convention/images/soup_nazi.jpg" border="0" /> </p><p><strong><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#990000" size="4">CHOOSE NOW!</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.uc.cl/ucsaludable/htm/img/brad-pitt.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/tom-cruise-school.jpg" border="0" /></p>
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kevcala
07-14-2005, 10:15 AM
Would I be giving or recieving?<br />


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TheMojoPin
07-14-2005, 10:17 AM
<p>Who says there even need to be Nazis involved in the first place?</p><p>Unless you're just trying to make it even hotter, in which case, I thank you.</p>

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07-14-2005, 12:17 PM
Both

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Tenbatsuzen
07-14-2005, 12:52 PM
<p>I'd say Pitt because 1) he won't try to convert you to scientology and 2) you'd be fucking Jolie and Aniston by proxy.</p>

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Furtherman
07-14-2005, 12:57 PM
I'd pitt the nazis and cruise outta there with mom &amp; dad under each arm, then i'd blow the dam!

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Death Metal Moe
07-14-2005, 02:01 PM
<p>Brad Pitt, no doubt. </p><p><img height="425" src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/248282.jpg" width="337" border="0" /></p><p>Oooooh yea.</p><p><img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=njdmmoe" border="0" /> </p><p><a href="http://www.unhallowed.com/">www.unhallowed.com</a> <a href="http://thebigsexxxy.blogspot.com/">One Big SeXXXy Blog</a></p>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-14-2005, 02:24 PM
<p>I'd have to say Brad Pitt. Apparently he's very sick with the flu so he won't put up much of a fight.</p><p>If a gun was to my head, I'd do Tom Cruise. With a ball gag in his mouth.</p><p><img height="360" src="http://passional.net/store/images/STL137.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hyperspace should like that one.</p>

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TOMMY
07-14-2005, 03:01 PM
<div>I work with my Dad, and we listen to R&amp;F everyday.&nbsp; Today got a little awkward when we were listening to last nights show.&nbsp; We were listening to this part of the show and my Dad turned to me and asked &quot;would you sleep with Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise to save my life?&quot;&nbsp; Without any hesitation I said &quot;Brad Pitt (then there was this pause)&quot; and I followed it up with &quot;I'd do him because then I could taste Angelina Jolie.&quot;&nbsp; *cue crickets*&nbsp; My Dad came back at me with a classic line, &quot;No one said you had to blow him!&quot;&nbsp;</div>

IamFogHat
07-14-2005, 03:11 PM
<p>Pitt...</p><p><img height="207" src="http://www.afromania.org/~takahira/imgs/movie/froyd1.JPG" width="197" border="0" /></p><p>...then we can get high together.</p>

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narc
07-14-2005, 03:18 PM
I'm actually going to go another way and say Ned Beatty, because then I could pretend I was in Deliverance.
I don't know why anyone would say Pitt. he has notoriously bad hygiene.

DarkHippie
07-14-2005, 03:36 PM
I'd say cruise because he's gay and probably knows how to make it hurt less with his super gay powers

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07-14-2005, 03:41 PM
i'd say Pitt...Cruise would be way to into it.

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Wormwood
07-14-2005, 04:30 PM
I'd bang Brad Pitt but I'd be thinking about Tom Cruise.

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East Side Dave
07-14-2005, 06:39 PM
<p>I'm still waiting for Nazi's to break into my house and force me to bang Danny Devito. Yum!</p>

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mothershucker
07-14-2005, 06:46 PM
Shit, I don't think I am gay, but I may do Brad Pitt for the hell of it.

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keithy_19
07-14-2005, 09:20 PM
Well...Could I fuck the Nazi instead?

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PapaBear
07-14-2005, 10:43 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font>Well...Could I fuck the Nazi instead?&nbsp;<br />Yeah... what if this was the Nazi?<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="329" height="475" border="0" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6305808120.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

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