I'd rather help animals than people [Archive]

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-14-2005, 04:12 PM

I just heard the PSA about giving back to the community and I'd much rather help animals than people.Is that wrong? I just don't like people. I've tried to give back to people and I've just been spat upon. Literally.I prefer animals.

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furie

07-14-2005, 04:16 PM

no, it's not wrong. people suck. 

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Wormwood

07-14-2005, 04:26 PM

I think the exact same way.  I know that I'm supposed to value human life more than an animal, but animals are a lot easier to deal with than people.

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Badinia

07-14-2005, 04:28 PM

Dear Alice;    I'm with you.  I'm a strict vegetarian, but I believe that cannibalism would be OK, because I wouldn't be preying on a lower life form, and because I like animals so much better than people.  I have also started feeding my bulldog people-meat, which she likes but which makes her sing "Marie Provost" by Nick Lowe.<img height="103" src="http://badinia.com/db2/00119/badinia.com/_uimages/jareth.jpg" width="290" align="left" border="0" />     Regards, Virginia

Meve

07-14-2005, 04:28 PM

I usually refer to people as animals 

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Badinia

07-14-2005, 04:33 PM

I refer to people as "meat-machines."  Or "meat-bots." <img height="171" src="http://www.shinycrap.com/archives/images/no-cows.jpg" width="276" border="0" /> Regards, Virginia

Snoogans

07-14-2005, 04:34 PM

animals also cant really reason to help themselves. people can, so it actually makes sense 

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TheMojoPin

07-14-2005, 04:35 PM

I'm the exact opposite.  I loathe animals.  We can't find enough ways to eat them all.

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 04:46 PM

Well I mean I want to help a cute kitten get a nice home.I want to help a healthy cow get into a nice hamburger. We only want to help the cute animals.  Thank you Dennis Leary.

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Wormwood

07-14-2005, 04:51 PM

I'm on board with Moe on this one.

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Bulldogcakes

07-14-2005, 04:59 PM

<img width="300" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.lowcountrynow.com/images/051400/full_festival2.jpg" />Thanks Alice! I could use some help! Its tough being this beautiful" An easy way to help, bookmark this page (http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites.woa) 

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-14-2005, 05:01 PM

Wormwood,You completely contradicted yourself. I am confuzzled.Thanks much,Fuzzybutt

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 05:16 PM

Its OK, because he agreed with Moe.  And that is always the best way.

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 05:57 PM

I've tried to give back to people and I've just been spat uponfor you i would swallow and never spit...don't give up on people... i was feeling the same way as you just about a day ago. recently there have been so many people that did not keep their word such as 'calling me back and left me hanging', 'other broken promises', and i said to myself 'fuck e'm, who needs e'm'...  then i begin to think if i'm being the one who is too sensitive...i just know that i try to be someone of my word, it's one of the most important things to me. when i make a commitment i keep it, i make the call or show up when i say i will... or i'll let the person know in advance that things have changedbut there are still a good number of good people i know...i love animals too but i'd have to say i'd help people first...  considering i've hit at least ten different animals with my car "by accident"... if i cared too much i'd probably have shot myself by now

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Death Metal Moe

07-14-2005, 06:01 PM

People are gay.

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FUNKMAN

07-14-2005, 06:05 PM

if animals could drive then i'd probably help them first...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

07-14-2005, 06:16 PM

Thanks Alice! I could use some help! Its tough being this beautiful"I love the bulldogs but I remember when my little dachsie pup was ravaged by a bulldog. I understand she was just being a mom, but she scared my dachsie.No harm no, foul! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" />

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sr71blackbird

07-15-2005, 02:57 AM

Two days ago, on my way back home from the train station, I see this car stopped oddly by the side of the road, and as I pass it, I see the woman in the car is saying something out her passinger window, and as Im going by, I see shes talking to a very heavy man who was laying face down on the sidewalk with a cane next to him.  He appeared to be in considerable distress, but at first I figured the woman would call for help and I drove on.  But I felt bad anyway and live right next to a firehouse (maybe a block from this scene), and I drove right to the firehouse and told them, and they took off with the ambulance toward him. Now, if it was an cat or dog, would I have pulled over to offer help?....... Clearly the woman in the car had more inclination to help.  But I think if I didnt see the woman there, I would have pulled over myself... I can agree that animals are more predictable and therefore trustworthy, and people are just the opposite.  But there are good people too, so I am kind of torn.  I would still rather eat meat occasionally than be a strict vegitarian, if that makes any sence.

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07-15-2005, 06:06 AM

quote: Is that wrong? I just don't like people.  <img src="http://terminus.powerblogs.com/files/terminus-clerks.jpg" border="0" /> "You HATE people""But I love gatherings! Isn't it ironic?"

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07-15-2005, 06:22 AM

I am with Mojo, i have no desire to help animals. I also agree with Alice, I def. do not go out of my way to help people. They are ungrateful most of the time. I help myself, usually with large plates of meat. I do send care packages to soldiers over seas. Grateful or not, they need that shit, and i know it is def. for good use. I tend not to donate to charaties because of the HUGE amount of overhead and small % of money that actually go to helping the cause. Until my life is 100% where I want it to be, I can not see myself helping out to many people or things. I know it sounds selfish, I may be part of the problem with this society, but oh fucking well. Now give me a large bucket of mistreated KFC chicken, a pair of Nike's made in a sweatshop, and over priced goods and services. 

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East Side Dave

07-15-2005, 06:39 AM

When I see a pigeon with a crippled wing I get real sad. I usually try to help it by picking it up and throwing it off my roof to give it a head start.

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Wormwood

07-15-2005, 07:13 AM

quote: Wormwood,You completely contradicted yourself. I am confuzzled.Thanks much,Fuzzybuttsorry bout that, I like animals, the ones that are easy on the eyes.  I could could kill a cow with my bare hands for a cheeseburger though so I guess I do contradict myself. 

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RocOutWithYACockOUT

07-15-2005, 10:19 PM

i prefer to help people b/c people have free will and animals have no sense of reason they just live off instinct.

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dreamcatcher72

07-15-2005, 10:33 PM

I am just under the impression that there are too many people that are just plain stupid.....people who know better but choose to be ignorant and rude.....like talking very loud on cell phones in very public places or don't know what to order in the dirve thru at Taco Bell....come on...it's not that tough!! I agree, animals are just plain cool and sometimes, I thin, have it together much more than us homesapiens....just an opinion....

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07-15-2005, 10:35 PM

case in point...I can't spell; my last reply was riddled with preventable errors!!

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PapaBear

07-15-2005, 10:38 PM

There are people I like, and people I don't. I can say the same of
animal. I help who I can help, be they animal or human. Sometimes the
ones I help, I don't like. Basically, I do what seems right at the time. 

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dreamcatcher72

07-15-2005, 10:49 PM

I agree.....when someone is in trouble, the personl issues tend to go away.....I was simply referring to the day to day normal interaction with people....People who are in trouble are people in trouble and if we can do something to help, regardless of our opinion, we should; we may be there one day and need to lean some one who may not like us very much....it's a fine line we walk....so deep fro quarter of 3 in the morning!!

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Mike Teacher

07-16-2005, 02:00 AM

I like animals, the ones that are easy on the eyes. =Bingo. It's not just you.People say they love animals. They mean they love pretty animals that look kinda-sorta human, hence people think they act kinda-sorta human, and have kinda-sorta human feelings about things [like their owners], which is, as Penn Gillette would say, stupefyingly full of Bullshit.Worse is how we pick and choose according to the very things we loathe. If its a nice pretty creature, we treat it nice and make movies about them looking for their parents. If it's a nasty creature, it's screwed.=The trying to help thing? People or animals, that's a recipe for disaster at best.Aphorism 1: Helpful people are a nuisance. Aphorism 2: Distrust anyone trying to teach you something.

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Bulldogcakes

07-16-2005, 03:28 AM

quote:i prefer to help people b/c people have free will and animals have no sense of reason they just live off instinct.  Right. Animals are what they are. People can choose between right and wrong, and usually choose wrong.  Which makes them much better.  On
a more serious note, the animals were talking about are usually
abandoned pets. And most dogs have the relative intelligence of a small
child. So to me, mistreating an animal is like mistreating a little
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East Side Dave

07-16-2005, 08:24 AM

Fish are the stupidest people ever.

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GwEnYpOo

07-16-2005, 06:02 PM

i like helping everyone, im just great like that.

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Death Metal Moe

07-16-2005, 07:24 PM

I help the people I care about, I help pets in distress, but I really enjoy helping myself the most!  I'm just a selfish asshole like that.

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07-16-2005, 08:27 PM

<a href="http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1415488/posts">http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1415488/posts</a>You value animals over people because you have failed as a member of the race. Socially you cant compete so you retreat into a place where there is no competition. Like the alcoholic retreating into a bottle of cheap scotch you seperate yourself from others to wallow in your own self pity.Its sad and very sick. Its sick because you devolved into someone who devalues other people.I think the article i linked above says it better than i could.

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07-16-2005, 08:46 PM

I feel the same way...

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07-16-2005, 09:11 PM

quote:Fish are the stupidest people ever.

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Bulldogcakes

07-18-2005, 06:49 AM

quote:You
value animals over people because you have failed as a member of the
race. Socially you cant compete so you retreat into a place where there
is no competition. Like the alcoholic retreating into a bottle of cheap
scotch you seperate yourself from others to wallow in your own self
pity.Its sad and very sick. Its sick because you devolved into someone who devalues other people. Lets try this again, and substitute the word "Children"  
You
value children over people because you have failed as a member of the
race. Socially you cant compete so you retreat into a place where there
is no competition. Like the alcoholic retreating into a bottle of cheap
scotch you seperate yourself from others to wallow in your own self
pity.
Its sad and very sick. Its sick because you devolved into someone who devalues other people.
 Sounds like most mothers I know, before you get to the
angry diatribe. And the way people feel about their pets I think comes
from the same place, which you describe as "sad" and "sick". 50 million
people own pets in this country. Most will tell you they love them
dearly, as members of the family. If you cant relate to this, I think
you're sad and sick. And worse, you're missing out on something that
could enrich your life. But PLEASE DONT get a pet. You sound like
someone too miserable to give a pet a loving home.    

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