Police Force 200 Porn Fans To Do Sit-Ups

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<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="80%" border="0"><tr><td valign="bottom"><strong><font size="4">Porn fans made to do sit-ups</font></strong></td></tr></table><p>Police in India forced nearly 200 cinema goers to do ten sit ups each for watching a porn film.</p><p>The audience, in Balasore, Orissa, also had to promise never to watch porn again, reports the Hindustan Times.</p><p>It's part of a new police tactic of trying to prevent pornographic movies from being screened.</p><p>Instead of prosecuting cinema-owners, the police are trying to scare their audience away.</p><p>Balasore SP Sanjeev Panda said a police team, acting on a tip-off, raided the theatre and detained the audience. They were taken to a public place and made to do 10 sit-ups each.</p><p>&quot;Earlier, we acted against the hall owners and their staff. But it failed to effectively check illegal screening of obscene movies. So we decided to crack down on the audience,&quot; Panda said.</p><p>The audience also included a large number of truant schoolchildren below 17. Their parents were called by the police and made to witness the punishment.</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1467522.html?menu=" target="_blank">Full story...</a></p>

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<p>Could the average porn addict here even do ten sit-ups in the first place?</p><p><img height="170" src="http://www.mandys-web.de/images/Simpsons/Comicbookguy.jpg" width="227" border="0" /></p>

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<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>Could the average porn addict here even do ten sit-ups in the first place? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HA! That's the first thing I thought of as well. </p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

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<font face="Verdana" style="font-size: 9px;">quote:</font><p>Could the average porn addict here even do ten sit-ups in the first place?</p>Actually, they first tried to get them to do push ups. But that didn't work since most of them had hard-ons. <br />


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<p>198...199...</p><p><img height="166" src="http://www.royalmarinesbands.co.uk/actionmusic/images/situp.gif" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>and...200</p>

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<p>Watch some porn, get a little workout.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seems like a win-win situation.</p>

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