Sewing is gay as hell man.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>So here I sit, sewing.&nbsp; Jesus, what has become of Moe? </p><p>I was sitting in my grandma's part of our house talking with my Uncle, Aunt, Cousin and Goddaughter who had come down to visit.&nbsp; As I'm sitting there, I take a gander down at myself and HEY!&nbsp; My right nut shouldn't be hanging there!&nbsp; Holy shit, I have a HUGE rip in my shorts.&nbsp; So I sit there crosslegged the rest of the time, totally self conscious of the shorts.</p><p>I love these shorts, so instead of scrapping them I chose to sew the rip.&nbsp; It's just in the pant leg seam anyway.&nbsp; But I had fogotten how totally gay sewing was.&nbsp; It takes FOREVER and it's easy to screw up.&nbsp; If you don't keep everything lined up correctly, you end up with a disaster that looks like it was busy work made by head tramua patients.</p><p>Anyone else hate sewing?</p>

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[ChickenHawk]

Maybe that's the door the bee came in through to get to your inner thigh.

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[Death Metal Moe]

<p>You know what, it just might have been.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; I was wondering how it could sting me 3 times through my fucking shorts!&nbsp; I bet the little bastard got in that way.&nbsp; DAMN HIM!&nbsp; Maybe sewing ISN'T so gay!&nbsp; It'll keep out bugs!</p>

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[Bulldogcakes]

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh you're just working overtime today, aren't you Bulldogcakes?

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[torker]

<p>The ability&nbsp;to sew is a valuable skill to have.&nbsp; I learned to sew making Christmas ornaments in 3rd grade.&nbsp; Thanks Mrs. Holinday!</p><p><img height="190" src="http://www.oneroomschoolhouse.org/images/chair1.gif" width="210" border="0" /></p>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Sewing <strong>is</strong> gay. I'm 5'2&quot; and everytime I get a dress or skirt I have the dry cleaner alter it.</p><p>So I pay $10 to have a $9 skirt. </p>

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