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Jennitalia

07-25-2005, 04:15 AM

we were both feeling silly, so he let me do it.  and i was VERY impressed with the results.  who else has done it?

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Doctor Manhattan

07-25-2005, 04:55 AM

<img height="200" src="http://www.pepboys.com/images/learning_center/car_care/articles/tire_pressure.jpg" width="350" border="0" />45 PSI?Impressive!

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Death Metal Moe

07-25-2005, 05:28 AM

we were both feeling sillyAnd how did Silly feel about that?::rimshot::Thank you, thank you.

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Bob Impact

07-25-2005, 06:14 AM

we were both feeling silly, so he let me do it.  and i was VERY impressed with the results.My chick measured me once and was impressed too, but then we realized she was holding the ruler backwards.HI-YOH!

Jennitalia

07-25-2005, 06:27 AM

a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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JPMNICK

07-25-2005, 06:35 AM

quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! as a guy, you should not let yourself get measured unless you are over 7"

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Tall_James

07-25-2005, 06:38 AM

a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Was he aroused at the time?  Lord knows if I have my stuff out in front of 2 women who are not threatening to call 911 I would be pointing to magnetic north.

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Jennitalia

07-25-2005, 06:47 AM

quote: quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! as a guy, you should not let yourself get measured unless you are over 7" <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~nickcontardo/rfnetjp.jpg" border="0" /> Thanks to Reef for my sig. You rock. Love Your Grandson Frank  no wonder he let me measure it.  i'm a very lucky girl.  

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torker

07-25-2005, 07:18 AM

Fun with girth:How well does it fit in the cardboard tube from a roll of toilet paper?<img height="269" src="http://www.hamsterific.com/images/hamsters/HamsterInTube.jpg" width="202" border="0" />

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bobrobot

07-25-2005, 07:52 AM

Mine is 1 inch long and 6 inches wide, like a tuna fish can<img title="SorryCharlie" height="174" alt="SorryCharlie" src="http://www.riteaid.com/product_images/full/T83/T83021.jpg" width="282" border="0" />sorry Charlie

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 08:07 AM

since when are fuckin tuna cans 6 inches wide? 

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Heavy

07-25-2005, 08:15 AM

Realize that nobodies gonna ask how long.

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 08:16 AM

though wadd was obviously thinkin about it 

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Papi

07-25-2005, 08:57 AM

Ha, you wild crazy girl you. You put out?

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FUNKMAN

07-25-2005, 09:39 AM

since when are fuckin tuna cans 6 inches wide?maybe it was a sardine can...

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ChickenHawk

07-25-2005, 09:51 AM

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Jennitalia

07-25-2005, 10:14 AM

quote: <img src="http://homepage.mac.com/hawkpapa/.Pictures/pencil.jpg" border="0" />     fffffffffffI know somebody who's hung like that.... 

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 10:17 AM

you are ruthless, jenn, comments like that might hurt someone 

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SatCam

07-25-2005, 11:12 AM

<img src="http://www.microscopeworld.com/images/109-450.jpg" border="0" /> Did he insist you use one of these?

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JerryTaker

07-25-2005, 11:22 AM

This thread reminds me of the time that my ex told me that her pet name for a guy she dated after me was "horsedick"If you need any more evidence as to why I'm the way I am... I'll be pretending I can afford a new shrink 

 
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
I'll die in here, you now are free...

SatCam

07-25-2005, 11:25 AM

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Jennitalia

07-25-2005, 11:37 AM

the first time we had sex was quite the experience. he had problems getting the condom on (we tried 2 different kinds). finally got one on, and then in the middle of it, he looked down and realized that the condom magically disappeared. It was nowhere to be found. I ended up going to the gyno to get it out. I was so embarassed, but it was still pretty funny.

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WhistlePig

07-25-2005, 11:59 AM

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TheMojoPin

07-25-2005, 12:41 PM

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Iamnotatool

07-25-2005, 01:38 PM

a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!   Has anyone ever measured your big fat pussy? 

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AppleBoy

07-25-2005, 02:00 PM

quote: his was only 5 1/4 <img height="240" src="http://www.turtletimes.com/photocontest/2005PhotoContests/Aug2005/DSC05096.JPG" width="320" border="0" /> 

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Heavy

07-25-2005, 02:18 PM

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bobrobot

07-25-2005, 03:42 PM

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Bulldogcakes

07-25-2005, 03:42 PM

quote:a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college. his was only 5 1/4 
Well sure, so am I. Now what about when I have a boner? 

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07-25-2005, 03:47 PM

<img height="301" src="http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/features/bloke/jh-jan05insideleg.jpg" width="191" border="0" /><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=8" border="0" /> My Thanks to Just Jon, Reefdwella, ADF, Yerdaddy,Monsterone and Katylina for the sig-pic help and creation!Which Witch Wished Which Wicked Wish?

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Hottub

07-25-2005, 04:02 PM

<img height="323" src="http://www.heritage.nf.ca/environment/images/sinkhole.jpg" width="500" border="0" /> <img height="105" src="http://www.dialcorp.com/images/branding/static_modules/armour_prod_VSsmoke.jpg" width="95" border="0" /><img src="http://www.silentpix.com/images/mysigs/hottub/rotate.php" align="right" border="0" /> so does that mean that it was "THE ORANGE BOWL OF FAILURE?" Staples <a href="http://www.silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=41" target="_blank">See The Cruising Vessel</a> Check out silentpix.com.

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keithy_19

07-25-2005, 06:14 PM

It's not the meat, it's the motion. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. 

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Snoogans

07-25-2005, 06:21 PM

thats what you tell a team who blows when they are playin the first place team 

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Heavy

07-25-2005, 08:12 PM

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nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina

HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

fiestygal

07-25-2005, 09:28 PM

quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!i hooked up with a guy on a golf course one night and he is 6'2 but his wang had to have been like 3".. i call that God's cruel joke... and it was thick....  BUT HEY! I'm not one who will belittle a guy for it..if it's a dick and can go in my mouth..it is all good (hahaha) 

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monsterone

07-25-2005, 09:42 PM

quote:  quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!    Has anyone ever measured your big fat pussy? <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits   sorry, i find that hysterical.  

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spoon

07-25-2005, 10:25 PM

"if it's a dick and can go in my mouth..it is all good (hahaha)"Somebody better pick up Fiestygal for the softball game. 

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A.J.

07-26-2005, 01:14 AM

quote: quote:  quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!    Has anyone ever measured your big fat pussy? <img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/iamnotatool.gif" border="0" /> Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits   sorry, i find that hysterical.  <img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01" border="1" /> violent thoughts & prayers He was talking about one of her cats, right? 

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Death Metal Moe

07-26-2005, 04:12 AM

Oh come on guys.  DOn't attack Jennitalia just because her guy has a large wang.  It doesn't effect us at all.  Yelling at her for that reeks of insecurity.  I mean if you guys and your partners are satisfied, that's it.I don't know how Jenns guys big wang effects me, but then again, how does me getting stung in the thigh effect her?  It's just a mesageboard.

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Knowledged_one

07-26-2005, 04:50 AM

<img height="80" alt="player photo" src="http://images.sportsline.com/images/baseball/mlb/players/60x80/382868.jpg" width="60" border="0" /> 40 Chien-Ming Wang, SP <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr class="ffteams" valign="top"><td class="playerbio" width="50%">Height/Weight: 6-3/200 Birthdate: 03/31/1980 Birthplace: Tainan City, Taiwan Bats/Throws: R/R </td><td class="playerbio" width="50%">Team: New York College: No College MLB Experience: 1 2005 Salary: </td></tr></table>You guys are right that is one big Wang.  And i hate to think Jen had this guy lost inside of her until her gyno could get him out

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Iamnotatool

07-26-2005, 08:58 AM

Noone's attacked her Moe, just wondering if she allowed Thundercock to measure her gaping hatchet wound.  Fair is fair.

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Death Metal Moe

07-26-2005, 09:04 AM

quote: Noone's attacked her Moe, just wondering if she allowed Thundercock to measure her gaping hatchet wound.  Fair is fair.   I don't know bro.  I saw the wagons circling there.  

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JerryTaker

07-26-2005, 09:46 AM

I'm thinking of becoming a eunich, I think I'm about halfway there as is. 

 
Sweet Queen Bee, I hope it comes quickly,
I hope your thoughts don't drift to me
I'll die in here, you now are free...

tbonesteak

07-26-2005, 11:14 AM

quote: <img height="80" alt="player photo" src="http://images.sportsline.com/images/baseball/mlb/players/60x80/382868.jpg" width="60" border="0" /> 40 Chien-Ming Wang, SP <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr class="ffteams" valign="top"><td class="playerbio" width="50%">Height/Weight: 6-3/200 Birthdate: 03/31/1980 Birthplace: Tainan City, Taiwan Bats/Throws: R/R </td><td class="playerbio" width="50%">Team: New York College: No College MLB Experience: 1 2005 Salary: </td></tr></table>You guys are right that is one big Wang.  And i hate to think Jen had this guy lost inside of her until her gyno could get him out My Wang is 10 inches bigger than your Wang:<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wang+zhizhi/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=13o5josoc/EXP=1122491611/*-http%3A//a740.g.akamai.net/f/740/606/1d/image.pathfinder.com/time/asia/features/heroes/images/wang.jpg" border="0" />  

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Jennitalia

07-26-2005, 12:40 PM

quote:  quote: a friend and i mesaured this guy i was dating in college.  his was only 5 1/4 (and he was 6'2").  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!    Has anyone ever measured your big fat pussy?   Leave my Marcelli out of it.Contrary to popular belief, my twat isnt so big. Although you can hear an echo. 

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ozzie

07-26-2005, 05:48 PM

Ya know, I'm a part time "mid-day" poster / lurker at best, and am in no way "in the loop" on board relationships, gossip, etc... and I've got a few beers in me, so I'll step up and ask the dumb question......but wasn't Jenn once "dating" someone from the board?  And is it possible this thread is a "not so subtle" disgruntled slam at a former lover?Jenn, I don't claim to know anything, and I may have you confused with someone else, but something about this thread has made me real uncomfortable from the minute you posted it.  Like you might be trying to hurt someone by bragging on how much "better" things are now with the new beau.Again, I'm clueless and drunk, so please forgive me if I'm talking out of my ass here, but I have to wonder what your motivation for starting a thread like this would be, besides bragging, or lying to piss someone else off.Is it too obvious that I'm a twice divorced miserable approaching-middle aged guy?

Snoogans

07-26-2005, 06:24 PM

but wasn't Jenn once
"dating" someone from the board?  And is it possible this thread is
a "not so subtle" disgruntled slam at a former lover? i thought thats what all jenn's threads were 

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TheMojoPin

07-26-2005, 06:45 PM

Couldn't be about Jon.  We're always tripping over his hulking hog in the Staff Room.

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A.J.

07-26-2005, 10:46 PM

We're always tripping over his hulking hog in the Staff Room. No pun intended.

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SatCam

07-26-2005, 11:27 PM

I thought I heard snorting noises outside of the staff room... anyway, I thought it was a prerequesite to have a small cock to be an admin??

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Jennitalia

07-27-2005, 03:54 AM

quote: Ya know, I'm a part time "mid-day" poster / lurker at best, and am in no way "in the loop" on board relationships, gossip, etc... and I've got a few beers in me, so I'll step up and ask the dumb question......but wasn't Jenn once "dating" someone from the board?  And is it possible this thread is a "not so subtle" disgruntled slam at a former lover?Jenn, I don't claim to know anything, and I may have you confused with someone else, but something about this thread has made me real uncomfortable from the minute you posted it.  Like you might be trying to hurt someone by bragging on how much "better" things are now with the new beau.Again, I'm clueless and drunk, so please forgive me if I'm talking out of my ass here, but I have to wonder what your motivation for starting a thread like this would be, besides bragging, or lying to piss someone else off.Is it too obvious that I'm a twice divorced miserable approaching-middle aged guy?sorry, i hate to disappoint, but this thread has nothing to do with him.  we broke up a very long time ago, and i made absolutely no comparisons to him.   i originally posted this to see if other guys measured it,   i'm over it, he's over it. you should all get over it too.<img src="http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/sigs/Janice.jpg" border="0" /> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/jennitalia23">Find me on MySpace and be my friend!</a> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This message was edited by Jennitalia on 7-27-05 @ 7:56 AM

Death Metal Moe

07-27-2005, 06:08 AM

It took awhile, but I did get over it.  I'm just back to my regular day to day life.  ::wacky horn::

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Ronnie_Dobbs

07-27-2005, 07:01 AM

You still did not tell us the results....how big is his taint?<img title="taint" height="124" alt="taint" src="http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/2313/taintdtl7kh.gif" width="304" border="0" />"Taint magazine - neither here nor there for over 25 years."

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Snoogans

07-27-2005, 07:02 AM

11 x 8.5 

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Iamnotatool

07-27-2005, 08:33 AM

I was thinking the same thing as Ozzie, which is why I got Jon's back and asked about the size of Jenns big, gaping, stinking, open faced Roast Beef sandwich she tucks between her legs and calls a hatchet wound. if she wasn't ripping on Jon, I guess someone should apologize

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tbonesteak

07-27-2005, 08:44 AM

mmmmmmmmmm........open-faced roast beef sandwich.........:::::drool:::::<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=homer+simpson+mmm/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=1280q1mpq/EXP=1122569079/*-http%3A//www.simpsonloft.net/dandp/images/homermmm.gif" border="0" />                       <img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=homer+simpson/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=122hipkcp/EXP=1122569185/*-http%3A//www.driko.org/blogicons/homer_drool.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://s2.imagesubmit.com/t-bonesteak.jpg" border="0" />

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East Side Dave

07-27-2005, 12:50 PM

I'm hung like a baby!                                                                                                                                            eight pounds, seven ounces! :)

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Big Ass Mafia

Click this link (http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml) to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM;
Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

Aggie

07-29-2005, 06:02 AM

I've done this before, it's kinda fun.Jen, I'm so happy you're happy. I know you're not horny anymore! 

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"If you want the rainbow, you've gotta put up with the rain - do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

gone

08-01-2005, 05:51 PM

I'm scared of dicks too big..
"you want to put that where?"

I'm happy for Jenn though.. multiple orgasms for everyone!!

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sr71blackbird

08-01-2005, 06:25 PM

Tool, that was harsh, but I have to admit I laughed my ass off...LOLI dont see any hostility between them too though, so I imagine it isnt really an issue.  I wish my cock made someone post a discussion about it! 

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Heavy

08-02-2005, 01:20 AM

Me too ESD, my dicks only 3 inches...                                                                                                                                                                                                           FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my
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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!

ORACLE NEVER!!!

East Side Dave

08-02-2005, 12:55 PM

Well, Waddy, my penis is like a porcupine! One better watch out or it'll stick them and i don't know what that means....<img src="http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif" border="0" /> Big Ass Mafia Click <a href="http://www.publicbroadcasting.net/thenight/ppr/index.shtml" target="blank">this link </a>to hear my show on 90.5 The Night FM; Friday and Saturday Night: Midnight to 5 AM you bastards!

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FUNKMAN

08-02-2005, 02:54 PM

i just measured mine - 7 1/2<img height="220" src="http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p938533reg.jpg" width="220" border="0" />centimeters

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spoon

08-02-2005, 03:13 PM

The "Worst Thread Ever Award" goes to.......

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Get your balls out of your purse and step up to flavor!
With whale cancer!
F yeah!

Fallon

08-02-2005, 03:57 PM

quote:The "Worst Thread Ever Award" goes to.......  
 <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/44971/page/_Toronto_Blue_Jays___2005_.htm" target="_self" title="Jays stink">You?</a> 

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