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sr71blackbird
07-28-2005, 01:34 PM
I was fooling around with my wife and she started going down on me and I realise I havent had an orgasm in over a week. (Sub topic : How long have you gone without an Orgasm?) Anyway, we are messing around and doing stuff and as I come, I feel like my bladder is about to burst and a LOT of come comes out. A LOT. It felt great to get it out and it was impressive, but it did kind of hurt and continued to hurt for like 45 mins afterward, and I was rubbing my hips and worrying to myself & stuff. Has this ever happened to anyone? I did intentionally crank one out later in the evening, just to make sure the plumbing was all clear, and didnt have any pain and its been fine.
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Death Metal Moe
07-28-2005, 01:53 PM
That's a new one to me.
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07-28-2005, 02:04 PM
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legroommusic
07-28-2005, 02:25 PM
if you really think that it might be a stone, you ought to see a doctor
I think that just happens naturally - you're fine. Although if it's anything, maybe it has to do with the 'rrhoids.
Bulldogcakes
07-28-2005, 02:52 PM
<p>I've had that happen to me many times, its nothing to worry about.
But then again, I dont worry when it has puss coming out and hurts to
pee. <br />
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07-28-2005, 03:23 PM
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public." [ Theodore Roosevelt ]<br />What the hell did you think he meant when you read the title???<br />
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Heavy
07-28-2005, 06:19 PM
<p><font size="1">How long have you gone without an Orgasm?</font></p><p>I went like 15 years once. But seriouly like 5weeks is the record. I blew my wadd on the shower wall from maybe 6-7 feet away but it was like one of those Sheffield off the Green monster shots, i feel it could have gone 15 feet if there were no obstacles. We all had a good laugh over that. Very sharp pain in the gut kinda like some ive had while sneezing. </p>
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Heavy
07-28-2005, 06:20 PM
oh yea and i remember it was very clear
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07-28-2005, 06:37 PM
CLEAN UP IN PANTERA'S AISLE!
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monsterone
07-28-2005, 06:41 PM
if be aisle you mean ace....
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<p><font size="1">(Sub topic : How long have you gone without an Orgasm?)</font></p><p>Long enough.</p>
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TheStonedAnt
07-29-2005, 05:34 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p><font size="7">T</font></p><p><font size="7">M</font></p><p><font size="7">I</font></p><br /><p><br />What the hell did you think he meant when you read the title???<br /></p><p>To be honest, I thought the subject meant that he got some really bad news and it brought him down hard and he got emotionally hurt......LOL</p><p>Oh well, hurt is hurt, emotional or physical, we still want to know without it getting too disgusting.</p><p>Don't worry, hang in there mate, you'll get through this.</p><p>STONED!</p>
TheStonedAnt
07-29-2005, 05:41 AM
And yes, I know, it did hurt him physically as well as physically which is why this I'm responding to this TMI
Doogie
07-29-2005, 07:28 AM
You sound like you might have a lil stage fright. That or your prostate is all swollen, get it checked by the beefy digited doctor.
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newport king
07-29-2005, 05:55 PM
was this like a peter "buckets" north shot? if so sir, i applaud you.
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mikeyboy
07-29-2005, 05:59 PM
<p> But seriouly like 5weeks is the record. I blew my wadd on the shower wall from maybe 6-7 feet away but it was like one of those Sheffield off the Green monster shots, i feel it could have gone 15 feet if there were no obstacles. </p><p>And then you and the rest of the guys in gym class high-fived, got dressed, and went to class, right?</p>
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07-29-2005, 07:30 PM
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07-29-2005, 09:00 PM
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ChickenHawk
07-29-2005, 09:05 PM
(Sub topic : How long have you gone without an Orgasm?)
I think I went a full 12 hours once.
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Heavy
07-31-2005, 03:48 AM
<p>And then you and the rest of the guys in gym class high-fived, got dressed, and went to class, right?</p><p>See its stupid comments like this that show us all exactly what we're dealing with here. How stupid can you really be? I mean its not even funny but youd think using the common sense God gave would tell you we would cut class aftwards.</p>
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WhiteHonkyDevil
08-01-2005, 10:15 AM
I went 8 months recently, and when I finally did shoot a load, I threw my leg out...<br />
sr71blackbird
08-01-2005, 07:17 PM
8 months?? What were you in a coma??
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FUNKMAN
08-01-2005, 07:42 PM
not the same thing but years ago after i'd ejaculate, but hours or a day or two later when i would pee sometimes i would get a charlie horse in my taint area. it smarted pretty good. i once asked a female indian doctor about it and she suggested i drink more water. it went on for a bunch of years but hasn't happened in about 5 years or so
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